Sheetal (shocked)—kyaaaaa….? Chatttaaakkkk……tujhe maine samjhaya tha na ki uss ladki se door raha kar…ab thakur chup nahi baithega…hey bhagwan..tere paas dimag hai ki nahi…tu hai hi nafrat karne ke layak….ja door ho ja meri nazaro se….main teri shakal bhi nahi dekhna chahti.
Sheetal didi gussa hokar room se bahar nikal gayi….main jute pahanne ke liye jaise hi jhuka to bistar me dawaiya rakhi huyi thi..main samajh gaya ki ye bhi sheetal didi ka hi kaam hai….maine dawa kha kar rashmi didi ke sath college nikal gaya….halanki maa aur sheetal didi ne bahut mana kiya mujhe college jane se…phir bhi main nahi mana aur chala gaya.
Main classroom me jaise hi enter hua to kisi se takra gaya….jaise hi uske upar meri nazar gayi to….
Ab Aage…….
my family sex relationship Chapter 3
Ye vandana thi jisse main takraya tha….vo mujhe kha jane wali nazaro se dekhne lagi….maine bhi mushkura kar uske gusse ko aur bhi hawa de diya.
Vandana—andha hai kya…dikhayi nahi deta tujhe….?
Raj—andha to nahi hu….par aaj kuch ab tak dikhayi hi kaha ho jo dikhega…..haan parso jarur dikhaya tha tumne….vaise tum niche se bhi paan khati ho kya…?
Vandana—kya matlab hai tumhara….?
Raj—kuch nahi,,,,uss din tumhari chaddi me se lal lal pani kuch jyada hi bah raha tha.
Vandana (shocked)—whatt…apni aukat me raho samjhe…shayad tum jante nahi ki main yaha ke thakur ki beti hu…mujhse panga lena tujhe bahut mahnga padega.
Raj—sasti cheeze to mujhe bhi use karne ki adat nahi hai.
Vandana—lagta hai ki aaj teri ragging jarur hogi aur vo bhi mera bhai karega tarike se…
Vandana vaha se gusse me badbadate huye bahar chali gayi aur main apni dost mandali ke paas ja kar baith gaya…sabhi students mujhe ghur ghur kar dekhne lage.
Raj—abe..ye sab mujhe kyo ghur rahe hain….?
Anwar—tune uss din thakur ke admiyo ko mara jo tha isliye….ab to meri baat maan aur kahi aur admission le le …main to kahta hu ki padhayi chhod de aur kuch din ke liye kahi door chala ja …thakur ke admi tujhe dhoond rahe hain.
Raj—abe thakur kya meri jhaant ukhadega….aur agar ukhad bhi liya to achcha hi hai…vaise bhi main roj roj bana bana kar pareshan ho gaya hu….bin mousam ki kheti ki tarah roj ug aati hain..hihihihi
Ravi—bhsdk…tujhe hassi aa rahi hai….kya tu thakur ko janta nahi hai ki vo kaisa admi hai…jab se cm bana hai…har jagah khoon kharaba, loot maar, bang ho rahe hain…uska gunda raj chal raha hai rajya bhar me.
Raj—dekh bhai main thahra chhutta saand…aur saand kisi se nahi darta…..ye thakur jhatua kya cheez hai.
Ayush—gaandu…teri gand maar lega vo….achcha hua ki tu kal college nahi aaya tha warna kal hi teri gand mar jati.
Raj—kyo kya hua tha kal…..?
Kallu—kal nilesh aaya tha tujhe dhoondte huye….tu to mila nahi, par bechari vo shilpa unke phande me phans gayi.. usko jabardasti utha le gaye wo…..kya pata uska bang karne ke baad jinda bhi chhoda usko ki nahi…?
Raj—kyo aaj nahi aayi wo….?
Ravi—jab bachi hogi tab na ayegi bechari.
Tabhi class me hindi ki madam mrs. Neerja aa gayi…aate hi unhone mujhe kuch der ghura aur phir aage badh gayi… neerja madam ki umar lagbhag 35 ke aas paas hogi…bade chuche aur piche badi si gaand…rang thoda sanwla jarur tha kintu face cut mast tha.
Kallu—arey yaar…aaj to isne test lene ko kaha tha.
Raj—abe pagal ho gaya hai kya…? Hame college aaye abhi hua hi kitna din hai aur tu test ki baat karne laga…abhi kuch padhayi huyi hi kaha hai.
Ravi—bhsdk….college ko khule huye do mahina ho gaye hain….hum abhi se aana chalu kiye hain …course aadha ho chuka hai.
Raj—phir to ho gaya test….maine to abhi tak kitab khol kar bhi nahi dekha ki uske andar syllabus kya hai…vaise tune to padha hi hoga…mujhe bhi thoda bahut bata dena…main bhi likh lunga kuch.
Ravi—maine khud hi kuch nahi padha hai..tujhe kya bataunga.
Raj—abe tum log nahi padhoge to main exam me pass kaise hounga….? Lagta hai pass hone ke liye ab iss madam ko bhi chodna padega…tabhi kuch ho payega.
Ayush—tujhe chodne ke alawa kuch sujhta bhi hai….jab dekho tab tera dimag chodne me hi laga rahta hai.
Raj—ab tera khada hi nahi hota aur mera baithata hi nahi hai to isme meri kya galti hai….lagta hai ki tum logo ki biwiyo ko chodne ka shubh kaam bhi mujhe hi karna padega,
Ravi—sale gand tod dunga teri….vo teri bhabhi hogi aur bhabhi maa samaan hoti hai.
Neerja—pls..silent….aaj maine test ke liye kaha tha…to ready hain sabhi….?
Raj (mann me)–Sabne yes mam kah kar meri gand marwa di….aaj ki jagah kal le leti to kya ho jata….vaise bhi kal tak koun sa mujhe kuch yaad hone wala tha..chalo aaj hi nahi…kuch bhi likh dunga.
Madam ne board par kuch questions likh diye aur hame unka uttar likhne ko kaha….maine kitab table ke niche kar ke jaldi jaldi unke answers search karne laga..magar mila hi nahi kuch.
Badi mushkil se ek do answers mile to maine kitab se uss page ko phad liya aur likhne laga dekh dekh kar….lekin madam ne dekh liya.
Neerja—raj tum copy kar rahe ho…? Kya hai tumhare hath me, idhar do…stand up
Raj (page jeb me daal kar)—nahi to madam kuch bhi nahi hai.
Vandana—hai madam….isne abhi abhi vo kagaz jeb me dala hai.
Neerja—vo page mujhe do.
Raj—kuch nahi hai madam.
Neerja—achcha….to phir main khud hi nikal lungi.
Mere mana karne ke baad bhi neerja madam nahi mani aur unhone meri jeb se vo page nikalne ke liye hath daal hi diya… hath dalte hi turant unhone jaldi se bahar khich aur mujhe shock se dekhne lagi.
Raj—maine kaha madam nahi hai….lekin aap nahi mani
Madam apna sir jhuka kar chup chap samne apni chair par ja kar baith gayi…..lekin unke chehre ke bhaav kuch alag hi kahani bayan kar rahe the…vo abhi bhi kisi shock me doobi huyi thi.
Neerja (mann me)—baap re….kitna mota aur lamba hai iska…..upar se jeb bhi poora phata hua aur chaddi bhi nahi pahan rakhi isne…mere to hath me bhi nahi aa raha tha….mere pati ka to aadha bhi nahi hoga iske muqable me.
Idhar madam soch me gum thi udhar maine jaldi se vo kagaz jamin se utha kar jo ki meri jeb phati hone ke karan niche gir gaya tha, likhne laga.
Period khatam hote hi vo sabki copy le kar jaldi se bahar nikli…lekin gate ke paas pahuch kar unhone ek bar phir se palat kar meri oor vishmay bhari drishti se dekha aur phir chali gayi.
Period khatam hote hi jaise hum bahar nikle to dekha ki rahul thakur apni gunda fouj ke sath college me mere bare me har kisi se puch tachh kar raha tha.
Raj (mann me)—ye sale thakur log mujhe jeene nahi denge….lagta hai sabse pahle inke ghar ki ladkiyo ko hi chodna padega…kyo na thakuraine ko hi chod dalu pahle…vaise bhi baal vidhwa hai to uski bur bhi tight hi honi chahiye.
Main yahi soch hi raha tha ki tabhi rashmi didi mere paas aayi aur mujhe khichte huye piche le gayi…mujhe unke chehre par chinta ki lakire saaf dikh rahi thi.
Raj—kya baat hai didi…aap mujhe kaha le ja rahi ho…? Sab dekh rahe hain yaha.
Rashmi—chup….jaldi se chal nikal yaha se…..vo sab tujhe hi dhoond rahe hain…chal piche ke gate se nikal chal….mere sath mere gaon chal, abhi yaha rukna theek nahi hai.
Raj—kuch nahi hota didi….in thakuro ki to main…
Rashmi—jitna kaha hai utna suna kar..samjha
Rashmi didi nahi mani…akhir mujhe unke sath piche ke gate se jana hi pada…ghar jate waqt hi raste me shilpa ki maa mil gayi aur mere pairo me lipat gayi…ye dekh kar rashmi didi hairan ho gayi.
Jalebi—beta mujhe maaf kar do…..maine tumhe galat samjha aur bina sach jane hi tum par hath utha diya…main tumse mafi chahti hu.
Rashmi—raj koun hai ye aurat aur kis baat ki mafi chahti hai tumse….?
Raj—kuch nahi didi…ye uss college wali ladki shilpa ki maa hai.
Rashmi—ohhhhh…..jo bhi hua shilpa ke sath kal, vo bahut galat tha…ab kaha hai vo…ab tak unn darindo ne chhoda usko ki nahi….?
Jalebi—main ussi baat ki to mafi maang rahi hu…kal agar tum samay par pahuch kar uss thakur aur uske gundo se meri beti ko nahi bachate to na jane kya hota uss bechari ka…..mujhe shilpa ne sab bata diya hai ki tumne uss kutte nilesh thakur ko bahut mara hai….itna hi nahi shilpa ko bachate huye tumhe pith me chaku bhi laga hai…maine sach jane bina hi tumhe bhala bura kah diya.
Rashmi (shocked)—kyaaaaaaa…..? chaku laga tujhe…? Itni badi baat ho gayi aur tune kisi ko bataya tak nahi….?
Raj—chhodo didi…ye sab hota rahta hai.
Rashmi—ye choti baat hai….? Ab tu bilkul yaha nahi rahega…abhi chal mere sath …mujhe kuch bhi nahi sunna hai.
Jalebi—raj beta…ek baar chal ke shilpa se mil le….uska ro ro kar bura haal hai…aur uski tabiyat bhi theek nahi hai… koi dawa bhi nahi kha rahi hai vo..
Rashmi—nahi vo ab kahi nahi jayega….pahle hi do baar tumhari ladki ke chakkar me thakur se dushmani le chuka hai vo.
Raj—didi aap chalo main abhi aata hu.
Rashmi (chillate huye)—tujhe ek baar me samajh me nahi aata kya…. ? sidhe chal mere sath.
Raj—bas dus minute lagega didi….jara socho agar usko kuch ho gaya to meri ye mehnat to bekar chali jayegi na…usko unn logo ne drugs ka heavy dose diya hua hai..jiski vajah se uski tabiyat kharab ho rahi hai…ek bar mil ke dekh leta hu.
Rashmi (kuch soch kar)—theek hai…chal tere sath main bhi chalungi.
Raj (mann me)—didi ne sab gadbad kar diya….kaha main soch raha tha ki raste me kisi khet par shilpa ki mummy ko lita kar chod lunga…sab bekar ho gaya.
Main rashmi didi ke sath shilpa ke ghar chala gaya….jaha shilpa bed par aahe adhure kapde pahan kar lete huye idhar udhar karwat badal rahi thi.
Meri awaz sunte hi vo turant palat gayi aur uthne ki koshish me gir gayi..maine jaldi se usko uthaya to vo meri baho me hi simat gayi aur rone lagi.
Maine usko badi mushkil se shant kiya….rashmi didi ne bhi usko samjhaya….shilpa ne jabardasti meri shirt khich ke utar di aur meri pith ka ghaav dekhne lagi.
Meri pith ke dono side itna gahra ghaav dekh kar rashmi didi ki bhi ankhe chhalak aayi….maine shirt pahan kar usko medicines khilayi aur phir milne ka bol kar vapis ghar aa gaya.
Mere kahne par rashmi didi ne ghar me kisi ko kuch nahi bataya….lunch karne ke baad main didi ke sath unke gaon yaani ki apne mama ke ghar ke liye nikal pada…..Jaha se meri kismat ek naya hi mod lene wali hai.
Main rashmi didi ke sath unke gaon ke liye nikal pada….bus me kafi bheed thi, lekin phir bhi khade hone layak jagah mil hi gayi….mere mama ka gaon yaha se karib 50 km ki doori par tha…..bus se utarne ke baad bhi lagbhag 3 km paidal hi chal ke jana padta tha…abhi philhal gaon tak jane ka koi bhi sadhan nahi tha….hota bhi kaise…abhi tak pakki road bhi to nahi bani thi…vahi kachchi pagdandi hi thi.
Main rashmi didi ke piche khada ho gaya….bus chalti rahi aur uski bheed bhi badhti rahi….dhire dhire ye halat ho gayi ki khade rah pana bhi dubhar lagne laga tha.
Log piche se dhakka dete to main didi ke upar girta aur aage se dete to didi mere upar girti….iss dhakka mukki me mere lund ki halat bhi kharab hone lagi aur bechara iss bheed bhad se pareshan hokar kroadhit ho gaya.
Uske kroadh ka shikar ban rahi thi rashmi didi….agar unhone salwar nahi pahni hoti to kab ka unki chaddi me chhed kar ke unki gaand ko phad chuka hota…vaise koshish to yahi kar raha tha.
Jab bhi dhakka lagne par vo unki gaand me ghusne ke liye dabav banata to didi meri taraf mud ke thoda gusse me dekhti aur main sirf mushkura kar sorry bol deta….vo bhi shayad mouke ki najakat ko samajh rahi thi isliye kuch nahi boli.
Raj (conductor se)—bhai hame ram nagar ke pull ke paas utar dena.
Conductor—theek hai…utar dunga.
Agle stop par kuch awara dil phenk ashiq chadh gaye bus me….chadhte hi unhone apni adat ke mutabik ladkiyo par comment kaste huye chhed chhad karne lage….vo aage badhne lage ladkiyo ke chutad aur chuchiyo ko ghurte huye.
Awara 1—bahut bheed hai bhai….jara dekh ke chalo…aage hi nahi jara piche bhi.
Awara 2—ha bhai…main piche ka dekhta hu tu aage ka sambhal.
Raj—conductor bhai…vo pull aaya kya…. ?
Conductor—jab ayega to bata dunga yaar…kitni baar puchega..kam se kam dus bar to puch chuka hai.
Raj—theek hai…theek hai…jab aaye to bata dena.
Vo ladke dhakka mukki karte huye hamare paas tak aa gaye…aur jabran didi se chipakne lage…ek to vaha par jagah ki kami pahle se hi thi upar se ye bhi ghus aaye.
Rashmi—dekhiye theek se khade hoiye.
Awara 3—mera to theek se hi khada hai….kyo be tera khada nahi hai kya…? Ye madam khada karne ko bol rahi hai.
Awara 4—mera to 24 hrs khada hi rahta hai.
Awara 1—kyo baby chahiye kya…? Mera bhi khada hai…?
Rashmi—shut up…aur door hato
Lekin door hatne ki jagah charo didi se bilkul satkar khade ho gaye….didi ab asahay hokar meri taraf ek baar palat ke dekhi….aur phir samne dekhne lagi.
Tabhi unme se ek ladke ne rashmi didi ki kamar me hath rakhne ko hua hi tha ki maine uska hath beech me hi pakad liya… usne apna hath chhudane ki bahut koshish ki lekin nahi chhuda paya.
Raj—aisi galti dubara mat karna….warna jindagi bhar ek hi hath se khane aur dhone ka kaam karna padega.
Awara 2—abe chikne koun hai be tu….? Ye ladki teri biwi lagti hai kya….?
Raj—meri biwi lagti hai ki nahi ye chhod lekin teri bahan jarur hai.
Awara 1—sale bahut juban ladata hai….ye driver gadi rok…..hamare hi ilake me aakar hamko hi aankh dikhata hai.
Raj—ilaka kutto ka hota hai…sher jis kisi bhi ilake me bhi chala jaye….vahi ka raja kahlata hai.
Awara 3—maro sale ko…bahut akad hai isme…
Tabhi maine uske dahine gaal par ek jor ka thappad jad diya….natiza uske samne ke do daant toot kar bahar aa gaye.. ye dekh kar sab sann rah gaye….uske baki sathi aage badhe to maine unhe vahi rukne ko kaha.
Raj (ungli ghumate huye)—vahi ruk jao…..warna maine agar maarna chalu kiya to yaha Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.
Awara 1—dekh lenge tujhe….bach ke kaha jayega….chal be phir kabhi milega tab dekhenge isko.
Vo charo vahi utar gaye…vo kahawat sahi kahi gayi hai ki agar kutto ki bheed me ek bhi kutte ko patthar maar do to baki ki gaand apne aap phat jati hai.
Raj—bhai vo pull kab ayega.
Conductor—pull to nikal gaya.
Raj—kyaaaa…? Gadi piche le….?
Conductor—gadi piche nahi jayegi….ab agle stop par hi utarna……aaaaaaaa
Raj—kya kaha…gadi piche nahi jayegi…teri to…chatttaaakkkk…chaatttaaakkkk
Conductor (gaal sahlate huye)—bhai jaldi bus piche le le…..nahi to ye mujhe maar dalega.
Driver ne jaldi se bus mod kar vapis hamare gaon taraf jane wali puliya ke paas chhod diya…..main aur didi dono dhire dhire paidal hi chalne lage.
Rashmi—tu hamesha ladayi jhagde ke mood me hi kyo rahta hai…. ?
Raj—mujhse ladkiyo ki be-ijjati dekhi nahi jati.
Rashmi—aur jo tu khud gaon bhar ki ladkiyo ke sath karta phirta hai tab…..
Raj—kya karta hu main….? Kuch bhi to nahi karta
Rashmi —rahne de…sab dekh aur sun chuki hu tere bare me….poore gaon bhar me badnam hai….tujhe pata bhi hai ki ye sab ladke kitne badmash hain…ek number ke chhate huye gunde hain….tu to kuch din me apne ghar chala jayega… lekin mujhe to roj aana jana hai….vo ab ki baar jyada logo ko lekar ayenge.
Raj—to security officer complain kar do.
Rashmi—yaha ka thana incharge Deshraj ek number ka kamina inspector hai….uski nazar to khud hi logo ki bahu betiyo par lagi rahti hai.
Raj—chinta mat karo aap….main sab theek kar dunga.
Rashmi—tune mere sath aise baat kyo ki thi…?
Raj—kab…?
Rashmi—kuch nahi…
Raj—achcha…uss din…vo mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap rashmi didi ho.
Rashmi—kyo karta hai aisi gandi harkate….? Poore gaon me tera naam badnam hai….pata nahi log kya kya kahte hain… ?
Raj—kya kahte hain….?
Rashmi—jaise tujhe pata hi nahi hai.
Raj—ab mujhe kaise pata hoga… ?
Rashmi—tu aage chal main aati hu..
Raj—kyo…mere sath chalne me darr lagta hai.
Rashmi—bahas mat kar…tu chal mujhe thoda kaam hai.
Raj—ab yaha sunsan jagah par apko kya kaam aa gaya….? Achcha ab samjha…boyfriend se milna hai…
Rashmi—chup pagal…kuch bhi bolta hai….mera aaj tak koi boy friend nahi hai samjha….main inn sab me nahi rahti.
Raj—to phir kya kaam aa gaya achanak se….. ?
Rashmi—uffff….ab kya tujhse khul kar kahu ki mujhe bathroom karna hai..tab samjhega….idiot
Raj—to sidhe sidhe kaho na ki mujhe mootna hai.
Rashmi—chup bewaqoof….phir chalu ho gayi teri kaminapanti
Raj—achcha baba sorry….aap jao moot lo…main dusri taraf muh ghuma leta hu.
Rashmi—nahi tu aage ja pahle.
Raj—ye lo aap se baat karte huye mera mann bhi mootne ko hone laga.
Rashmi—to jake kar le udhar…mujhe kyo suna raha hai…. ?
Main samne khule me jakar apni zip khol kar lund ko bahar nikal ke mootne laga….rashmi didi ne apna muh ghuma liya tha dusri taraf…tabhi mere mann me ek shararat sujhi.
Raj (chillate huye)—aaaaaaaaa……mar gaya….ohhhh maaaa
Meri chillane ki awaz sun kar rashmi didi bina soche samjhe mere paas bhag kar aa gayi…..unhe kya pata ki ye sab meri planning thi unko apne lund ke niche lane ki.
Rashmi—raj…kya hua…tu chillaya kyo…. ?
Raj—aaaaaa….pata nahi kisi kide ne kaat liya to bahut dard ho raha hai…. ? sujan bhi aa gayi lagta hai… ?
Rashmi—kaha kaat liya….chal dikha mujhe jaldi se… ?
Raj (lund ki taraf ishara karte huye)—yaha kaat liya…..aaaaaaaa…..mar gaya.
Rashmi ne jaise hi niche dekha to uski saans gale me hi atak gayi…..uske samne raj ka vishal lund khada hua tha jiska topa kisi pahadi aalu ki tarah phoola hua tha…..rashmi ka ye pahla mouka tha jab vo koi real lund dekh rahi thi vo bhi itne paas se.
Rashmi (mann me)—baap re…kitna bada aur mota hai raj ka… ? kahi isse koi bimari to nahi hai… ? sab sahi kahte hain ye sachmuch ka saand hi hai…..pata nahi kaise ghusta hoga unke andar…. ? mere andar to aadha ghusne par hi jaan chali jayegi meri.
Raj—didi ab dekhti hi rahogi ki kuch karogi bhi…. ?
Rashmi (sakpaka kar)—mmm…main kya karu… ?
Raj—kuch nahi….bas isko band kar do andar…mere chhune se jyada dard ho raha hai.
Rashmi—chal doctor ko dikha le.
Raj—nahii…mujhe sharam aati hai.
Rashmi—apni bahan ke samne khol ke khada hai…aur kahta hai ki sharam aati hai.
Raj—aap bas band kar do bas…
Rashmi ne kampte hatho se kisi tarah se usko pant ke andar kiya….isme usko bahut mehnat karni padi….badi mushkil se andar gaya vo….lekin rashmi ke dil me ek jhunjhuni uttapann kar gaya.
Raj—ab aap bhi yahi moot lo.
Rashmi—kyaaaaa…?
Raj—main dusri taraf muh ghuma lunga.
Rashmi ne iss baar jyada bahas kiye bina hi thodi doori par ped ki aad me baith kar mootne lagi…..mera dil baar baar rashmi didi ki bur ko dekhne ke liye lalayit hone laga.
Raj (mann me)—haaye…didi yahi baith ke moot leti na…kaisi bur hogi rashmi didi ki….? Chikni hogi ki unki bur me jhaante hogi…? Ek baar apni gaand ke hi darshan kara do didi.
Shayad raj ke dil ki pukar rashmi ke jehan tak pahuch gayi…..uska dil bhi iss samay bagawat karne par utaru hone laga tha usko jane kya sujhi ki usne ped ki aad se thoda bahar nikal kar apni gori nangi gaand ke upar se kurta utha liya aur issi douran raj ko uski poori nangi gaand ki ek jhalak dekhne ko mil hi gayi.
Peshab karne ke baad rashmi vapis aa gayi…ab dono chup chap chal rahe the lekin dono ke mann me kuch tarange hilore le rahi thi.
Raj (mann me)—kitni khubsurat aur gori gaand hai didi ki…..ek baar poori nangi dekhne ko mil jaye to dil khush ho jayega.
Rashmi (mann me)—mera mann aaj bahak kyo raha hai….? Mujhe poora yakin hai ki raj ne meri gaand jarur dekhi hai to kya raj mujhe bhi chodna chahta hai…..? manglik hone ke karan meri shadi to hone se rahi…..kya main jindagi bhar kuwari hi rahungi…..? raj ka kitna bada hai aur gora bhi hai…..kya raj sach me mujhe chodega….? Kya mujhe raj se chudwa lena chahiye….? Ghar ki baat ghar me hi rahegi….lekin ye galat hai….paap hai….vo mera bhai hai.
Aise hi sochte huye hum kab gaon pahuch gaye samay ka pata hi nahi chala….gaon me ghuste hi chhote mama dinesh mil gaye jinki shadi hone wali thi.
Dinesh—achcha hua tum log aa gaye…main bus stand hi aa raha tha….tum log ghar chalo main ek bar khet ghum kar aata hu.
Raj—main bhi apke sath chalta hu mama.
Rashmi—theek hai bhaiya….main ghar ja rahi hu….aap raj ka dhyan rakhna.
Rashmi didi ghar chali gayi aur main mama ke sath kheto ki taraf nikal gaya….chhote mama se meri kafi banti thi….khet me aa kar unhone ek charpayi bichha di aur hum dono vahi baith gaye.
Raj—kya mama….shadi bhi tay kar li aur bataya bhi nahi mujhe….?
Dinesh—maine kaha tay ki ghar walo ne pasand hai.
Raj—kyo apko pasand nahi hai mami….? Ya vo khubsurat nahi hain….?
Dinesh—aisi baat nahi hai….sab kahte hain ki vo bahut sundar hai.
Raj—sab kahte hain matlab….? Aap ne nahi dekha kya mami ko…. ?
Dinesh—nahi…aur na hi usne mujhe dekha ….ye le minto fresh kha.
Raj—achcha phone me baat to hoti hogi na…. ?
Dinesh—nahi maine aaj tak usko phone nahi kiya…usne ek do baar kiya tha lekin maine uthaya nahi…samajh me nahi aaya ki kya baat karu.
Raj—iska matlab ki aap ne apni hone wali biwi ko nahi dekha…aur na hi usne apko dekha.
Dinesh—hmmmmm
Minto fresh khate hi mere dimag ki batti jal uthi….mere dimag me kayi idea kul bulane lage aur main unke vishay me sochne lag gaya.
Raj (mann me)—mama ne mami ko nahi dekha….mami ne mama ko nahi dekha…iska matlab dono ne ek dusre ko nahi dekha….agar main dinesh mama ban kar hone wali mami ko pel du to….?
Dinesh—nahi maine aaj tak usko phone nahi kiya…usne ek do baar kiya tha lekin maine uthaya nahi…samajh me nahi aaya ki kya baat karu.
Raj—iska matlab ki aap ne apni hone wali biwi ko nahi dekha…aur na hi usne apko dekha.
Dinesh—hmmmmm
Minto fresh khate hi mere dimag ki batti jal uthi….mere dimag me kayi idea kul bulane lage aur main unke vishay me sochne lag gaya.
Raj (mann me)—mama ne mami ko nahi dekha….mami ne mama ko nahi dekha…iska matlab dono ne ek dusre ko nahi dekha….agar main dinesh mama ban kar hone wali mami ko pel du to….?
Ab Aage…….
Ye sundar vichar mann me aate hi maine mama ke mobile se hone wali choti mami arushi ka number jaldi se apne mobile me save kar liya.
Dinesh (Record name Karan)—raj…tum yaha baitho main jab tak khet ka ek chakkar laga kar aata hu phir ghar chalte hain.
Raj (khush hokar)—theek hai mama.
Dinesh (Karan) mama ke jate hi maine bhagwan Kaamdev ka naam lekar choti mami arushi ka number dial kar diya….kafi der tak ring jane ke baad akhir kisi ne call utha hi liya aur mere kano me ek surili si awaz sunayi dene lagi….maine anuman laga liya ki ye hi meri hone wali mami honi chahuye.
“Hello….koun bol raha hai….kisse baat karni hai….?” Samne se surli awaz me kisi ne kaha.
Raj—kya baat hai janeman…….shadi hone se pahle hi apne hone wale pati se aisi berukhi baate…… ?
“OMG….Karan Jiju….aaj pahli bar aap ne call kiya na shayad…isliye pahchan nahi payi ” usne jawab diya.
Raj (mann me)—Jijuuuu….kahi galat number to nahi lag gaya….number to yahi hai.
“Hello….aap chup kyo ho gaye” phir se dusri taraf se vahi madhur awaz aayi.
Raj—Ji..mujhe arushi se baat karni thi….kya ye number unka hi hai….?
“Aap ne bilkul sahi jagah par call kiya hai….ye arushi ka hi number hai…..BTW main arushi ki choti bahan Poli bol rahi hu… matlab ki aap ki hone wali Sali……didi abhi khana bana rahi hain….main abhi bulati hu unko.” Usne ek baar phir se apni pyari awaz me kaha.
Raj (dhire se)—poli…..ye kaisa naam hai bhala….. ? khair mujhe kya karna hai naam se…..agar pelne layak huyi to lage sath isko bhi pel dunga…..mama gaya lawde se, mami ki kar dunga choude se.
Kuch der baad phir se ek sundar madhur awaz aayi….main samajh gaya ki ye jarur arushi hi hogi ab….lekin mann me ek darr bhi tha ki kahi ye bhi koi dusri Sali na ho.
“Hello…kuch to boliye…aaj kaise yaad aa gayi hamari” samne wali ne kaha.
Raj—bas apni arushi ki ek chummi lene ka mann kar raha tha aaj bahut.
“Main arushi nahi….uski bhabhi bol rahi hu….hone wale nandoyi ji….rukiye bula deti hu arushi ko jo jo lene ka mann kare le lena….hihihihi” usne haste huye kaha.
Raj (mann me)—arey yaar ye kya ho raha hai…..har bar ek nayi choot wali aa jati hai…..mama ki sasural me chooton ka tabela hai kya….?
“Kuch boliye bhi Landoi ji….” Uski bhabhi ne chhedte huye kaha.
Raj (mann me)—wah…nandoi se sidhe Landoi…..badi chalu maal lag rahi hai re baba….lagta hai ek choot ke sath kayi choot free milne wali hain.
Raj—namaste bhabhi ji…..arushi nahi hai to aap hi chummi de dijiye.
“Aap aaiye to sahi yaha ek baar….phir chummi kya poora india gate hi khol ke dikha dungi….hihihihi.” Ek baar phir se bhabhi ne majak karte huye kaha.
Raj—dekhiyega kahi aap ka india gate hamare Qutub Minar ke ghusne se toot phoot na jaye.
“Aaiye to sahi…hum bhi to jara dekhe ki aap ke Qutub minar me kitna dum hai….kitni der tikega hamare india gate ke samne aane ke baad…. ” bhabhi ne majak ke lahje me jawab diya.
Raj—lagta hai aap ka india gate ghane junglo ke beech bana hai.
“Chinta mat kariye Landoi raja….hamare india gate ke charo taraf ek dam chikni farsh hai.…..dekhte hi phisal jaoge…. India gate ke piche side do bade bade pahad hain aur upar jayenge to do badi badi doodh ki tanki bhi hain.” Arushi ki bhabhi ne phir double meaning me kaha.
Raj—phir to aap ke india gate ki sair karni hi padegi ab to……vaise aap ki nanad ka india gate bhi aap ke jaisa hi hai ya ubad khabad hai…?
“Bechari ke india gate ka to abhi darwaja bhi nahi khula hai….lekin piche ke pahad jarur bade bade hain.” Bhabhi ne kaha.
Raj—to kab aa jau..aap dono ke india gate ki sair karne….?
“Main to dono pair phailaye..mera matlab hai ki india gate ka darwaja khole baithi hu..aap jab chahe aa jao….lijiye apni bulbul se baat kariye..usko gussa aa raha hai.” Bhabhi ne jawab diya.
Raj—hello arushi….
Arushi—aa gayi apko hamari yaad….? Aur ye aap bhabhi se kya anaap shanap baate kar rahe the…?
Waqayi me arushi mami ki awaz me shahad jaisi mithas thi….dil khush ho gaya iss meethi awaz ko sun kar…maine ek baar apne charo taraf dekh kar jayza liya ki kahi mera gandu mama to nahi aa raha hai…lekin abhi vo bahut door the…to main aashwast ho gaya.
Raj—tumhari yaad to hamesha hi aati hai jaan.
Arushi—rahne dijiye….mujhe pata hai….aaj tak ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya…phone karna to door mera phone tak nahi uthaya……aur ye kis ka number hai….?
Raj (jhuth)—ye mera hi number hai….uss number me phone mat karna…..vo jyadatar ghar me hi rakha rahta hai….tumse baat karne ke liye hi aaj maine naya phone aur number liya hai.
Arushi—pata hai meri sabhi saheliya mujhe chidhati thi ki mera hone wala husband bhondu hai jo baat bhi nahi karta.. mujhe dukh lagta tha….sochti thi ki jane kaisa hoga mera husband…? Aap phone bhi to nahi uthate the….?
Raj—arushi main tumse milna chahta hu…bahut mann hai milne ka yaar.
Arushi—ye mujhse nahi hoga…..vaise bhi kuch din me hamari shadi to hone wali hai phir mil lena.
Raj—achcha arushi..tumhari bhabhi kah rahi thi ki tumhara india gate bahut bada hai…aur uske piche ki pahadi bhi.. kya ye sahi hai….?
Arushi—chheee….aisi gandi baate main nahi karti aur aap bhi mat kiya karo….meri bhabhi ki to adat hi hai gandi baate karne ki…aap mat suna karo.
Raj—mujhse sharmaogi to kaise kaam chalega yaar….? Achcha ye hi bata do ki main tumse milne kal aunga to apna doodh to pilaogi na…?
Arushi—phir vahi gandi baat..
Raj—isme ganda kya hai… ? kya tumhare doodh par mera hak nahi hai…. ?
Arushi—mujhe nahi malum….
Raj—samajh gaya yaar….shayad kisi aur ke liye tumhare doodh hain…theek hai ab nahi puchunga kuch bhi…ok bye
Arushi (jaldi se)—nahi…nahi…aisi baat nahi hai…..shadi ke baad to mera sab kuch apka hi hai.
Raj—matlab shadi se pahle kisi aur ka hai… ?
Arushi—nahi…ab bhi apka hi hai…..apki kasam maine aaj tak kisi ladke ki taraf dekha tak nahi hai.
Raj—mujhe check karna padega….
Arushi—kya check karna padega…. ?
Raj—yahi ki sach me kisi ne tumhare sath kuch kiya hai nahi…. ?
Arushi—maine kisi ke sath kuch nahi kiya hai ab tak.
Raj—to phir main kal aa raha hu tumse milne.
Arushi—kaha…?
Raj—tumhare ghar aur kaha….?
Arushi—nahi..nahi..shadi se pahle ghar aana achchi baat nahi…sab log kya kahenge….?
Raj—main to kal aa raha hu….mujhe dekhna hai ki jo jo cheeze mujhe apni biwi me chahiye vo tumhare paas hain ki nahi…?
Arushi—kya kya chahiye apko….?
Raj—sundar ho, doodh na jyada bade aur na chhote ho, gaand badi badi ho aur uski bur…..
Arushi—chheee…aap kitna ganda bolte hain.
Raj—iska matlab ki tumhare paas doodh hi nahi hain..samajh gaya
Arushi—nahi…nahi…hain.
Raj—tumhare doodh chhote hain ki bade hain…. ?
Arushi—aisi baate mat kariye…mujhe sharam aati hai.
Raj—mujhse kaisi sharam….? Batao na
Arushi (dhire se)—kya batau…?
Raj—apni chuchiyo ke baare me… ?
Arushi—bas jaisi apko chahiye vaisi hain…ab khush
Raj—kal milne aunga to mujhe apni chuchiya dabane dogi na…. ?
Arushi—(koi jawab nahi).
Raj—batao na janu….lagta hai band kar diya.
Aruhi (dhire se)—nahi…sun rahi hu.
Raj—to phir batao na…
Arushi—kya bataoon….?
Raj—yahi ki mujhse apni choochiyan dabwaogi na….?
Arushi—mujhe nahi malum….laaz aati hai.
Raj—pls
Arushi—hmmmm
Raj—kya..hmmmm… ? khul ke batao na… ?
Arushi—bata to diya na.
Raj—aise nahi achche se batao ki dabane dogi ki nahi…?
Arushi (dhire se)—dabane dungi.
Raj—kya dabane dogi…. ?
Arushi—wohi jo aap kah rahe the…
Arushi gaon me rahne wali ek ladki hai…jisko city ki aaj kal ki hawa nahi lagi hai…ghar ka vatavaran bhi bahut strict hai jiske karan se vo gaon ke manchale ladko se bhi achhuti hai….usse jo bhi thoda bahut sex ka knowledge hai vo uski saheliyo aur bhabhi ke karan hai.
Aaj pahli baar koi ladka usse iss tarah se khul kar baate kar raha tha….arushi ke mann me sharam bhi thi aur ek alag hi gudgudi uth rahi thi raj ki aisi kamuk baate sun kar.
Usko aaj pratham baar kuch alag tarah ka anand aa raha tha raj se baate karte huye….usko ab raj ki baate achchi lagne lagi thi ya shayad vo raj ki kamuk baato ke jaal me phansti ja rahi thi.
Raj—kya kah raha tha main….?
Arushi—mujhe laaz aati hai…mujhse nahi bola jayega.
Raj—phir vahi baat..
Arushi—kah to diya na….kal jab aap ayenge tab khul ke bol dungi..theek hai.
Raj—apna khajana bhi dikhaogi na…?
Arushi—khazana….koun sa khazana…? Mere paas to koi khazana nahi hai.
Raj—vahi khazana jisko tumne apni dono jaangho ke beech chaddi ke andar chhupa rakha hai.
Arushi—chheee…gande…
Raj—bolo na yaar……dikhaogi na….?
Arushi—aisi gandi baate mat karo….mujhe kuch kuch hota hai.
Raj—tumhe kuch kuch hota hai..kya hota hai…. ?
Arushi—pata nahi..
Raj—bolo dikhaogi na apni dono jaangho ke beech ka khazana…
Arushi—aisi gandi gandi baate na karo na…
Raj—ek baar bata do..phir nahi karunga…
Arushi—kya bata du… ?
Raj—jo maine pucha hai…
Arushi—mujhe nahi malum…
Raj—main samajh gaya…..tum shayad mujhse naraz ho gayi ho…
Arushi—nahi…main naraz nahi hu…lekin mujhe aisi baate karne me laaz aati hai…maine aaj tak kabhi aisi baate kisi se nahi ki hain.
Raj—to phir bata do…
Arushi—shadi ke baad aap khud hi dekh lena jo jo dekhne ka mann ho apka…
Raj—mujhe kal dekhna hai…
Arushi—shadi ke pahle ye theek nahi hai…aap samjho na…
Raj—lekin mera to bahut mann kar raha hai apni arushi ki bur dekhne ka.
Arushi—ohhh…ek aur ganda shabd….aapne ye sab gandi baate kaha se sikhi…?
Raj—ye koi sikhana thode hi padta hai…umar sab sikha deti hai…ab batao na…
Arushi—mujhe nahi pata..ye sab..
Raj—theek hai….ab phone rakhta hu..bye..
Arushi—suniye…kya gussa ho gaye….?
Raj—main koun hota hu gussa hone wala…? Tumhari cheez hai dikhao ya na dikhao….tumhari marzi.
Arushi—achcha baba..aap jeete aur main hari…..lekin pls iske aage kuch mat karna, shadi se pahle
Raj—saf saf batao…
Arushi—bata to di na….ki aap dekh lena khud hi…ab khush na
Raj—kya dekh lunga….?
Arushi—kya dekhna hai apko…?
Raj—meri arushi ki bur dekhni hai.
Arushi—to bol to di ki dekh lena.
Raj—nahi aise nahi…khul ke saf saf bolo…
Arushi—bol to di ki aap kal jab ayenge to dekh lena.
Raj—kyaa…?
Arushi—apni….arushi…ki…..b….u…r……ab theek hai…ab kuch nahi bolungi…gande kahi ke
Raj—abhi geeli hai ki sookhi hai…
Arushi—bahut geeli hai
Raj—kyo….?
Arushi—ab aisi baate karenge to royegi hi na bechari.
Raj—abhi aa jau.
Arushi—abhi nahi..kal
Raj—bahut mann ho raha hai.
Arushi—kal…main apka intazar karungi….abhi papa bhi ghar par hain..pls
Raj—ok
Arushi—apko raat me call karungi..sab ke sone ke baad..abhi khana banana hai.
Raj—ok..ek chummi de do.
Arushi—vahi se le lo..hihihi
Raj—uuummmmmmm…I love You
Arushi—I Love You too.
Uske baad call cut ho gaya….mama bhi idhar hi aa rahe the…unke aate hi hum dono ghar ke liye nikal gaye…dusri taraf deshraj ne govinda ko khoon ke ilzam me jail me band kar diya tha.
Arushi—apko raat me call karungi..sab ke sone ke baad..abhi khana banana hai.
Raj—ok..ek chummi de do.
Arushi—vahi se le lo..hihihi
Raj—uuummmmmmm…I love You
Arushi—I Love You too.
Uske baad call cut ho gaya….mama bhi idhar hi aa rahe the…unke aate hi hum dono ghar ke liye nikal gaye…dusri taraf deshraj ne govinda ko khoon ke ilzam me jail me band kar diya tha.
Ab Aage…….
Aslam ke murder case me govinda ke giraftar ho jane ke baad dayachand security officer station deshraj se milne pahuch gaya… uske mann me shayad ab bhi kuch ashanka thi.
Dayachand—gadbad to nahi ho jayegi na inspector sahab……adalat me koi dhurandhar vakil hamari story ke parkhachche to nahi uda dega….?
Deshraj—tere me sabse badi kharabi ye hai dayachand ki tu bolta bahut hai…..koi dhurandhar vakil kya isme heeng laga lega….salma adalat me gawahi dete waqt kubul karegi ya nahi ki usne mujhe yaani inspector deshraj ko apne husband aur chhamiya ke avaidh sambandho ke baare me bataya tha.
Dayachand—jarur kubul karegi….usse meri baat ho chuki hai.
Deshraj—teri baat kyo nahi manegi vah….akhir mashooqa hai teri vo….aur phir akhir tune uski khatir hi to uske husband ko ludhkaya hai…..khair story ye hai ki salma ne mujhe chhamiya aur aslam ke najayaz sambandh ke baare me bataya…. Tab mere dimag me yah baat aayi ki kahi ye bhed govinda ko to pata nahi lag gaya tha….kahi isliye to aslam ki hatya nahi huyi…..pusti karne ke liye uske kamre ki talashi li gayi……saare naukar gawahi denge ki khoon se sane kapde aur chaku unke samne govinda ki sandook se baramad huye…..denge ki nahi…..?
Dayachand—deni padegi…akhir yah sach hai.
Deshraj—uske baad kaam karegi finger print expert ki report…..use saaf saaf likhna padega ki chaku ki handle par govinda ki ungliyo ke nishan hain.
Dayachand—kya aap uss par govinda ki ungliyo ke nishan le chuke hain…..?
Deshraj—apna kaam finish karne ke baad hi main yaha aaram se baitha hu.
Dayachand—lll..lekin chaku par usne apni ungliyo ke nishan kaise diye…..?
Deshraj (haste huye)—lagta hai ki tu kabhi third degree ke torcher se nahi gujra.
Dayachand—mmm…maine to kabhi hawalat bhi nahi dekhi inspector sahab.
Deshraj—tabhi aise bachkana sawal puch raha hai.
Dayachand—main samjha nahi.
Deshraj—third degree torcher ek aise pakwan ka naam hai dayachand, jiska swad kewal vahi janta hai jisne use chakha ho….isliye tu theek se nahi samajh sakta…..bas itna jaan le ki uske darmyan agar hum tujhse apna peshab peene aur maila khane ke liye bhi kahenge to vah tujhe karna padega….ye to ek chaku par govinda ke ungliyo ke nishan lene jaisa mamuli mamla tha.
Dayachand—kahi laboratory me jaanch ke darmyan jaanch karta ye to nahi jaan jayenge ki govinda ke dhoti kurte par jo khoon laga hai vo aslam ka nahi hai…?
Deshraj—kaise jaan jayenge…? Vo kewal khoon ka group batate hain aur uske dhoti kurte par jo khoon laga hai vah ussi group ka hai jo aslam ke khoon ka group tha….laga hai ki nahi…?
Dayachand—bilkul laga hai…khoon to main khud hi kharid kar laya tha.
Deshraj—usme tune koun sa teer maar diya…..market me har group ka khoon milta hai.
Dayachand—phir bhi, akhir kuch kaam to kiya hi hai maine…..govinda ke kamre se uske kapde churana aur phir khoon laga kar vapis sandook me chaku sahit rakhna kam riski kaam nahi tha.
Deshraj—phansi se bachne ke liye log akash patal ek kar dete hain…..aur tu itna mamuli kaam karne ke baad seena fulaye ghum raha hai.
Dayachand—lekin govinda aur chhamiya to hamari story ki pusti nahi karenge….?
Deshraj—adalat hi nahi, sari duniya janti hai ki koi mujrim khud ko mujrim sabit karne wali story ki pusti nahi karta… yah sawal hota hai pukhta gawaho aur sabuto ka…..vah sab hamne juta liye hain…ghar ja dayachand aur aram se pair pasar kar so ja.
Dayachand ke jane ke baad deshraj ne hawaldar ko bula kar chhamiya ko bulane bhej diya aur khud thakur se milne chala gaya…..shaam ko chhamiya darri sahmi security officer thane me dakhil huyi tab tak deshraj bhi aa chuka tha.
Chhamiya—aap ne raat ke iss waqt mujhe kyo bulaya hai inspector sahab….?
Deshraj—tera bayan lena hai.
Chhamiya—v..vo to aap din me le chuke hain.
Deshraj—tujhe din wale aur raat wale bayan ka fark nahi malum…. ?
Chhamiya—ji…ji nahi.
Deshraj—darwaja band kar ke andar se sitkani chadha de.
Chhamiya (chihuk kar)—kkk…kyo…. ?
Deshraj—raat wala bayan band kamre me liya jata hai.
Chhamiya (kathorta se)—nnn…nahi…..main darwaja band nahi karungi…..jo bhi bayan lena hai aise hi lo.
Deshraj (kutil hasi)—tu to sach much me bawli hai…..bayan ka matlab hi samajh kar nahi de rahi….jara soch, agar darwaja band kar degi to main akela bayan lunga….aur agar darwaja khula chhod diya to yaha thane me hawaldar hain, sipahi aur constable hain….sab ke sab saale tera bayan lene chale ayenge.
Chhamiya (masumiyat se)—to kya hua…..? main sab ko bayan de dungi.
Deshraj (jor se haste huye)—achcha….sabko bayan de degi tu…hahahaha
Chhamiya—kyo nahi….jo sach hai.
Deshraj—badi dariya dil hai…..lagta hai panduram hawaldar sala jhooth bol raha tha…?
Chhamiya—kk…kya bol rahe the hawaldar sahab…..?
Deshraj uske bholepan ka poora lutf utha raha tha…..isliye usse double meaning me baate kiye ja raha tha…lekin jab kaam banta nahi dikha to usne sidhe sidhe baat karne ka soch liya.
Deshraj—sala kah raha tha ki tu apne pati ke alawa kisi ko bhi bayan nahi deti.
Chhamiya (chounk kar)—kkk…kya matlab hai aap ka….? Aap kahna kya chahte hain inspector sahab…?
Deshraj—dekh chhamiya…tera pati hatya ke jurm me phans gaya hai aur ab kewal main hi usko bacha sakta hu.
Chhamiya—aaa…aap..kaise….?
Deshraj ne ghol kar pi jane wale andaz me usko ghura…..sach much vah bala ki khubsurat thi….gadraya hua jism…lamba kad, masoom aur makkhan ki tarah chikna gora mukhda, badi badi kajarari ankhe, rasile hoth, upar ko uthi huyi badi chuchiya aur khoob phooli huyi gaand….chhamiya ke sampoorn jism ko tatolti uski nazare uski madmast chuchiyo par sthir ho gayi.
Deshraj (chuchiyo ko ghurte huye)—kyon ki maine hi usko phansaya hai.
Chhamiya (shocked)—aaa…aap ne…?
Deshraj—hmmm…main janta hu ki usne aslam ki hatya nahi ki….jisne ki hai, usko bhi janta hu…subah hote hi tere pati ko chhod kar usko pakad sakta hu.
Chhamiya—to phir aap ne unhe pakda hi kyo….?
Deshraj (chuchiyo par nazare gadaye)—teri khatir..
Chhamiya—mmm…meri khatir…..?
Deshraj—haan janeman, dekhne matra se hi badi rasili nazar aati hai tu….jaise hi tujh par meri pahli nazar padi to dil me khwahish ubhari….ki bina kapdo ke tu poori nangi kaisi nazar aati hogi…? Hawaldar se kaha ki main tujhe chodna chahta hu….vah bola ki bhul jaiye…akhir vah pativrata hai….mar sakti hai lekin apne pati ke alawa kisi ki taraf dekh tak nahi sakti maine ussi din soch liya tha, mouka milne par teri pariksha lunga…..dekhu to sahi ki tu kis star ki pati vrata hai aur natiza samne hai…..pati vrata vah kahlati hai jo apna sarvaswa luta kar bhi apne pati ki jaan bacha le…..aur main to kewal teri bahi me ek raat gujarne ka khwahish mand hu.
Chhamiya (jor se chillate huye)—haramzade…kutte…..hosh me rah ke baat kar.
Deshraj (gusse me)—security officer wale se gaaliyo me muqabla karna chahti hai madarchod….iss tarah se tu apne pati ko kabhi nahi bacha sakti tu.
Chhamiya (chillate huye)—mmm…main tere muh par thukti hu, kamine
Deshraj (gusse me)—ye security officer thana hai chhamiya aur main yaha ka thanedar hu…..insaan ki aukat hi kya hai…thane me thanedar ko manmani karne se bhagwan tak nahi rok sakta……chahu to ishi waqt tujhe yahi jamin par patak kar chod dalu magar nahi…deshraj ka vishwash balatkar me nahi hai….agar hota to bahut pahle hi tu mere dwara chodi ja chuki hoti…. jo maza razamandi se chodne me hai vah balatkar me nahi hai, tu khud aage badh kar mujhe apni baho me legi…..ye pahad jaisi chuchiya khud mere muh me poori nangi ho kar dalegi tu….tere liye behtar yahi hoga ki tu apni bur mujhe chodne ko de de aur badle me apna pati le le.
Chhamiya (gusse me)—harami sale….chaattttaaakkkkk….kutte ki aulad…..chatttaaakkkk….main abhi teri shikayat sp sahab se karne ja rahi hu.
Deshraj (gusse se)—Sali randi…mere upar hath uthati hai……jo kaam maine aaj tak nahi kiya, vo ab karunga….aaj to teri chod ke rahunga…..dekhta hu aaj koun mujhse teri bur chudne se bachane aata hai.
Chhamiya ne deshraj ka irada bhamp kar bahar ki taraf bhagi lekin deshraj ne doud kar usko pakad liya aur ek jhatke me hi uski sari nikal kar phenk di….aur usko niche patak ke uske upar chadh gaya.
Vo uske blouse ko phadne ke liye hath aage kiya hi tha ki chhamiya ne uske chehre ko apne nakhuno se jor se noch diya….deshraj ka dhyan thoda uss par se hata to usne deshraj ko dhakka dekar tezi se bahar bhagi.
Deshraj (jor se)—panduram…..jaoo…uss madarchod ko yaha nangi kar ke ghasit kar lete aao….sab ko le jao….dekhta hu aaj iski bur aur gaand phatne se kaise bachegi….Sali ko vaishya sabit karunga court me….govinda ko to main vaise bhi tujhe chod lene ke baad bhi chhodne wala nahi tha.
Sabhi hawaldar panduram ke sath chhamiya ka picha karne lage…..jabki deshraj thane me gusse se tamtama raha tha… apna gussa nikalne ke liye usne lock up me ja kar govinda ko belt se peetna shuru kar diya….tabhi uska mobile bajne laga.
Deshraj—hello
“Suna hai tumne aslam murder case hal kar liya… ?” samne se phone par ek sard awaz ubhari.
Deshraj (gusse me)—koun hai be tu…mujhse ye puchhne wala…..?
Tabhi samne se jo kaha gaya usko sunte hi deshraj ke hath se mobile chhut kar niche gir gaya…deshraj ka chehra aisa ho gaya jaise usko bhukamp ne gher liya hai….turant hi vah niche gire mobile ki taraf itni tezi se lapka jaise ki vo janta ho ki der hote hi mout ke ghaat utar diya jayega….uske jehan me uske shabd abhi tak goonj rahe the jo uss shakhs ne kahe the
S….T…A….R B…L…A….C….K S….T….A….R
Dusri taraf chhamiya lagatar girte padte bhage ja rahi thi…..iss chheena jhapti me uska blouse aur petikot kayi jagah se phat chuka tha…phir bhi vo apni izzat bachane ke liye bachaooo…bachaaaooo pukarti huyi bhage ja rahi thi….uski saanse phoolne lagi thi….tabhi bhagte huye vo kisi se takra kar gir gayi.
Tab tak sabhi security officer wale uss tak pahuch gaye aur usko charo taraf se gher liya…..ek constable ne chhamiya ko pakadne ke liye jaise hi jhuka vaise hi uske kaan ke niche ek jor ka mukka pada aur vo dur ja gira.
Phone par black star ka naam sunte hi deshraj ke hath pair dheele pad gaye…..uske jism me khauf ki lahar doud gayi…vo bahut achchi tarah se janta tha ki Black Star chalti phirti mout ka naam hai….usne jaldi se apna mobile niche se utha kar apne kano me laga liya.
Deshraj—Yy…yes sir,…sorry sir
Black Star—mere sawal ka jawab nahi diya deshraj tumne….? Tum achchi tarah jante ho ki mujhe koi baat dohrana pasand nahi hai.
Deshraj—sorry sir, vo..aslam ka hatyara pakad liya gaya hai…iss samay hawalat me hai…subah hote hi usko court me pesh kar dunga..sir.
Black Star—mujhe achchi tarah se malum hai ki tumne jis govinda ko pakda hai vo bekasur hai…uski biwi ka jism pane ke liye tumne aisa kiya hai….ab tum ek kaam karo uss govinda ko chhodo aur aslam ke khoon ke jurm me uski biwi salma ko jail ke andar karo.
Deshraj (chounk kar)—magar..sirr…uski FIR court me file ho chuki hai.
Black Star—mujhe dubara koi baat kahna pasand nahi hai deshraj……kyo ye nahi ho sakta kya…..?
Deshraj (pasina pochte huye)—kkkk…kyo nahi ho sakta….Jarur ho sakta hai, sir….
Black Star—to ye kaam subah hi ho jana chahiye…aur ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna…JAHA PAR SAB KI SOCH KHATAM HOTI HAI…..WAHA SE MAIN SOCHNA SHURU KARTA HU.
Idhar raj apne mama ke sath ghar ko chal diya….ghar pahuchte hi sabne uska swagat kiya….bahut samay baad vo apne nanihal aaya tha.
Sapna (badi mami)—kitna bada ho gaya hai hamara raj aur sundar bhi..
Santu (bade mama)—akhir bhanja kiska hai….sundar to hoga hi.
Sapna (muh bana kar)—huuhhh…rahne hi do…kaha raja bhoj aur kaha gangu teli.
Raj—vaise aap bhi kuch kam nahi ho mami….aaj bhi aap 20-22 saal se jyada ki nahi lagti…..iss sundarta ka raaz kya hai…?
Santu—aur bhai raj kya hoga….raat din mera khoon choos choos kar ye din par din jawan ho rahi hai aur main sukh kar kaanta ho raha hu.
Sapna (ghurte huye)—kya kahaaaa…..?
Santu—arey…arey…kuch nahi bhagyawan….dekh hamara bhanja itne dino baad aaya hai..kuch khane pine ka intazam karo….(dhire se)—jab dekho durga ban ke mere upar chadhne ko taiyar rahti hai.
Sapna—chal raj..tu hath muh dho le..main tere liye kuch khana lagati hu….(mama ko ghur kar)—tumko to main baad me dekhti hu….hota jata kuch hai nahi…badi badi baate karne bhar ko kah do..hunnhhh
Santu (mann me)—kaha se kuch hoga ab….sab to nichod liya mujhe……tere liye admi nahi balki koi saand chahiye tha… jab dekho ek hi tana maarti rahti hai.
Main hath pair dhone ke liye ghar ke bahar lage hand pump me chala gaya…..jaha koi naha rahi thi…andhera hone ke karan chehra to nahi samajh me aa raha tha lekin itna to samajh me aa hi gaya tha ki jarur koi aurat hai kyon ki mera lund fanfana kar khada ho gaya tha shayad usne uss aurat ke bur ki khushbu sungh li thi.
Hand pump me akele dikkat hoti hai…main kuch der usko chalaya aur phir jaise hi hath pair dhone ke liye samne aata tab tak pani khatam ho jata…aisa mere sath char paanch baar hua.
Vo jo koi bhi thi apni balti le kar pani bharne ka intazar kar rahi thi aur meri ye kriya dekh rahi thi….uske geele kapdo se aa rahi uske badan ki khushbu mujhe madhosh karne lagi.
“Lagta hai pahli baar hand pump chala rahe ho….chalo main balti bhar leti hu tum usme hi hath muh dho lo….nahi to mujhe poori raat ek balti pani ke liye khadi rahna padega.” Usne mujh par daya dikhate huye kaha.
Raj—dijiye main chalata hu.
Main hand pump chalane laga…usne apni balti vahi nal ke niche rakh di…..kuch hi der me balti bhar gayi to main balti ke pani se hi hath pair dho kar jane ko hua ki tabhi mera pair kisi chikni cheez shayad uske nahane ke sabun par pad gaya jo vahi side me nahate huye usne rakh di thi.
Sabun ke upar pair padte hi mera balance bigad gaya aur phisal kar girne laga..mujhe girte dekh kar uss aurat ne mera hath pakad kar mujhe girne ki koshish ki lekin iss koshish me uska bhi pair sbub par pad gaya aur dono hi dhadam se hand pump ke ghere se bahar bhare daldal me gir pade.
Ab aalam ye tha ki main niche aur vo mere upar thi….iss chakkar me uske seene se sari ka pallu hat gaya tha…andhera hone ki vajah se shayad usne blouse pahle hi utar rakha tha nahane ke liye.
Uski nangi chuchi mere muh ke upar thi….maine sorry kahne ke liye jaise hi apna muh khola to uski chuchi ka ek nipple mere muh me sama gaya.
Mujhe kisi pagal kutte ne to kaata nahi tha jo main aise sunahare mouke ko yu hi hath se jane deta….main bhi uske chuchuk ko chusne laga…aur dusre hath se dusri chuchi ko mutthi me daboch kar jor jor se masalne laga.
Uske muh se madak siskari phutne lagi….jaldi se vo uth kar khadi huyi aur mujhse alag ho gayi…main bhi sharminda ho kar uth khada ho gaya aur balti me bhara hua pani apne upar udel liya jisse kapdo me laga hua kichad dhul jaye.
Do teen balti pani apne upar dalne ke baad main sochne laga ki kuch der aise hi bahar hawa me rahunga to kapde bhi sookh jayenge aur ghar me kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalega…..ye soch kar main gaon me hi ghumne nikal gaya.
Dusri taraf chhamiya lagatar girte padte bhage ja rahi thi…..iss chheena jhapti me uska blouse aur petikot kayi jagah se phat chuka tha…phir bhi vo apni izzat bachane ke liye bachaooo…bachaaaooo pukarti huyi bhage ja rahi thi….uski saanse phoolne lagi thi….tabhi bhagte huye vo kisi se takra kar gir gayi.
Tab tak sabhi security officer wale uss tak pahuch gaye aur usko charo taraf se gher liya…..ek constable ne chhamiya ko pakadne ke liye jaise hi jhuka vaise hi uske kaan ke niche ek jor ka mukka pada aur vo dur ja gira.
Panduram—koun hai be….kya tu janta nahi ki ye security officer case hai……? Isko bhi le chalo thane..sale ko vahi third degree denge.
Ladka (chutki bajate huye)—“Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Panduram—tu security officer walo ko gaali deta hai…maro re sab sale ko.
Jaise hi ek hawalwar uski oor lapka vaise hi uss ladke ne ghum kar uski gardan me ek kick lagayi jisse vo vahi dher ho gaya…chhamiya bhag kar uss ladke ke piche chhip gayi.
Apne sathi ko maar khate dekh do security officer wale ek sath aa gaye….lekin jaise hi unhone apna danda uss ladke ko maarne ke liye uthaya vaise hi usne baith kar ek hawaldar ke main point me ek mukka jor se maar diya jisse danda niche gir gaya aur vo apna hathiyar pakad kar dard se chhat patate huye niche lot pot hone laga.
Uss ladke ne niche pada security officer ka vo danda uthaya aur phir de danadan unn sab ki pitayi karne laga…jo bhi aage aata uska sir phootne laga.
Ladka—maine kaha tha tha na ki Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega….. aur mujhe dubara bolne ki aadat bilkul nahi hai.
Panduram—tu nahi janta ki tune kitni badi galti ki hai….yaha ke thane ka incharge deshraj hai aur deshraj se dushmani to bhagwan bhi nahi leta….ab tera bhagwan hi malik hai.
Ye kah kar panduram apne sath do hawaldar sahit uske upar bhid gaya…..lekin ek saand ke samne bhala inki taqat ki kya bisat thi…..yss ladke ne teeno ko pal bhar me hi thonk baja diya…bechare apni jaan bacha kar langdate huye bhag khade huye.
Unke jate hi vo aurat nikal kar samne aayi aur hath jod liye…..unn phate kapdo me se uski jawani chhalak kar bahar aane ko betab thi.
Chhamiya—apka bahut bahut shukriya….mera naam chhamiya hai…..yaha ka thanedar deshraj jabran meri izzat lutna chahta tha…main kisi tarah usse bach ke bhag rahi thi…usne mere pati ko bhi jhuthe case me phansa rakha hai.
Ladka—log mujhe raj kahte hain…..chaliye apko ghar chhod deta hu.
Chhamiya—mera..ghar…..?
Raj—kya hua….? Mujhe batao..shayad main apki koi madad kar saku…..?
Chhamiya (rote huye)—asal baat ye hai ki….(poori baat batate huye)
Raj—aap ghar jaiye…..kal aap ka pati apke paas hoga….aur ye lijiye ye shirt pahan lijiye….
Uske mana karne ke baad bhi mine apna shirt nikal ke usko pahna diya…..maine usko phir uske room tak chhoda…usne chaay ki pesh kash ki lekin maine mana kar diya.
Idhar ghar me sab pareshan hone lage ki main kaha chala gaya….ab tak majhle mama bhi khet se aa gaye the vo bhi mujhe khojne lage.
Girish—ye raj kaha chala gaya..?
Bindu (majhli mami)—didi…aap ne kaha bhej diya hai raj ko….usko dekhe kitna samay ho chuka hai.
Sapna—maine kaha bheja usko …. ? maine to bas itna hi kaha tha ki bahar hand pump me ja kar hath pair dho kar aa ja… ? na jane kaha chala gaya…..?
Bindu (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa…..hand pump me…… ?
Idhar ghar me sab pareshan hone lage ki main kaha chala gaya….ab tak majhle mama bhi khet se aa gaye the vo bhi mujhe khojne lage.
Girish—ye raj kaha chala gaya..?
Bindu (majhli mami)—didi…aap ne kaha bhej diya hai raj ko….usko dekhe kitna samay ho chuka hai.
Sapna—maine kaha bheja usko …. ? maine to bas itna hi kaha tha ki bahar hand pump me ja kar hath pair dho kar aa ja… ? na jane kaha chala gaya…..?
Bindu (chounk kar)—kyaaaaa…..hand pump me…… ?
Ab Aage……..
Bindu (mann me)—ye kya gajab ho gaya….? Kya vo raj tha….? Lekin usne aisi harkat kyo ki mere sath….? Par isme uska bhi to koi dosh nahi tha….usne to mujhe dekha bhi nahi tha andhere ke karan.
Jabki dusri taraf main chhamiya ko chhodne uske room tak gaya….aur usko kal phir milne ka kah kar vapis lout aaya lekin iss chakkar me main apni shirt chhamiya se vapis lena hi bhul gaya.
Ghar pahuchte hi sab ke sawalo ki jhadi lagni chalu ho gayi….main koi achcha sa bahana soch raha tha ki kaise inke iss sawal se chhutkara mile.
Sapna—kaha chala gaya tha beta….?
Rashmi—teri shirt kaha hai…..?
Girish—raj kaha rah gaya tha…? Pata hai kab se tujhe dekhne ko ankhe taras rahi thi.
Radhika (bindu mami ki badi beti)—kaha tha re hero ab tak…. ? ek to itne saalo me aaya aur aate hi gayab bhi ho gaya.
Raj—bas thoda gaon ghumne nikal gaya tha….isliye time lag gaya.
Santu—ye raat me koi ghumne ka time hai…? Kal din me mere sath ghum lete.
Sapna—aap to rahne hi do….moong aur masoor ki daal….usko bhi apne jaisa bana doge.
Santu—kyo kya burayi hai mujhme…..?
Sapna—rahne do mera muh mat khulwao ab….raj tu yaha baith main khana lagati hu.
Raj—badi mami..majhli mami nahi dikh rahi jab se aaya hu, ek bar bhi nahi dikhi .
Sapna—andar kitchen me hai….abhi abhi to hand pump se naha kar aayi hai vo bhi.
Raj (chounk kar)—hand pump se…..!
Sapna—aur nahi to kya….yaha sab hand pump ya phir gaon ke bahar jo talab hai vahi nahane jate hain….pahle hand pump ka naam sun kar bindu chounk gayi thi aur tu bhi chounk raha hai.
Raj—arey kuch nahi mami…bas aise hi.
Raj (mann me)—kahi hand pump me vo bindu mami to nahi thi…..? kya unhone mujhe pahchan liya hoga…..? shayad isliye mere samne aane se sankoch kar rahi hain…..beda gark ho tera raj…..aate hi gadbad ho gayi….main unse apni galti ke liye mafi maang lunga….vaise bhi asli galti to unke sabun ki thi…..lekin ek baat to hai ki bindu mami ke doodh abhi bhi khoob kade kade hain…..lagta hai mama ne jyada dabaye nahi hain mami ki chuchiyo ko….
Dimple (bindu ki majhli beti)—raj kal na tum mere sath college ghumne chalna…bahut maza ayega.
Rashmi—chup chap apne room me jake study kar….jab dekho bakar bakar karne lagti hai.
Dimple—didi..aap na jarur pichle janam me meri koi dushman rahi hogi jab dekho chillati rahti ho.
Rashmi—jati hai ya phir lagau ek kaan ke niche….
Dimple—hunhhh….ja to rahi hu.
Rashmi—raj..tune bataya nahi ki teri shirt kaha gayi..aur tere ye kapde itne gande kyo hain….?
Raj—vo kya hai na didi…hand pump me hath pair dhote huye main fisal kar keechad me gir gaya tha…to gande ho gaye..shirt utar ke ek ped par sukhne taang diya hai.
Andar bindu mami kitchen se hamari baate sun rahi thi….jab unhe ye confirm ho gaya ki hand pump me main hi tha to unka dil dhakk kar ke rah gaya.
Rashmi—kyo yaha nahi sukh jata kya….?
Raj (mann me)—baap re…itne sawal to koi mere ghar me bhi mujhse nahi puchta….yahi to sabhi ek se badhkar ek hain…thoda sambhal kar rahna padega yaha to….uff ye pith me bhi abhi hi dard hona tha.
Thodi hi der me badi mami khana le aayi aur main sab ke sath baith kar khane laga….khane ke dauran yaha vaha ki aur ghar ki baate hoti rahi…jinka maine bakhubi imandari se jawab diya.
Dinesh—koi baat nahi..tu mera shirt pahan lena.
Khana khatam hone ke baad jyoti (bindu mami ki choti beti) ne shirt lakar di….pahanne ke baad main sone ke liye dinesh mama ke room me jane laga ki meri nazar ek kamre ke andar gayi jaha patakha didi sorry..sorry vishakha didi (sapna mami ki choti beti) umar 23 years (unmarried) padhte huye bar bar apna sir thonk rahi thi.
Main dabe paon unke room me chala gaya….aur piche se unki ankhe apne hatho se band kar di…vo pahle to gabra gayi aur phir pahchanne ki koshish karne lagi.
Vishakha—hnnnnn…..aisi harkat to mere sath kewal ek hi karta tha hamesha….omg…rajjjj
Raj—to aap ne pahchan liya par kaise….?
Vishakha—tu bhul gaya jab hum pahle ankh micholi ka khel khelte the….tu hamesha meri ankhe aise hi band kar deta tha tere hatho ka vo sparsh aaj bhi mujhe yaad hai..paagal
Raj—par main aap se bahut naraz hu…
Vishakha—par vo kyo…. ?
Raj—mujhe yaha aaye kitna time ho gaya..sab mujhse mil liye lekin aa ne ek bar bhi mujhse milna jaruri nahi samjha…ki ek bar haal chaal hi puch le.
Vishakha—ohh…to janab ke gusse ki ye vajah hai….main jab se aayi hu hazar bar maa se puch chuki hu….magar tera pata hi nahi tha to main padhne baith gayi….aur padhne me itna kho gayi ki tu kab aaya pata hi nahi chala.
Raj—haan bhai kyo pata chalega….main hota hi koun hu apka…. ?
Vishakha—ek thappad lagaungi na to dimag sahi ho jayega tera….tu mera bhai bhi hai aur mera sabse best friend bhi…dubara aisa kabhi mat bolna..samajh gaya na.
Raj—samajh gaya…lekin aap itni pareshan kyo dikh rahi thi… ?
Vishakha—arey yaar vo jyoti (18 varsh) ne dynasour ka chitra banane ko diya tha..vo ban hi nahi raha hai..bar bar galat ho jata hai….aur usko kal ye school me jama karna hai…..chitra kala pradarshani hai kal uske school me.
Raj—main kuch koshish karu…. ?
Vishakha—tuuu…? Theek hai kar
Raj—vaise kya ye dynasour ka chitra hi banana jaruri hai…koi usse milta julta dusra janwar nahi chalega….?
Vishakha—dynasour se milta julta koun sa janwar hai….? Maine to nahi suna kabhi… ? agar tujhe malum hai to bana de vahi…
Maine vishakha didi ke hath se paper lekar usme drying banane laga….tab tak rashmi didi bhi vaha aa gayi aur vishakha khana khane chali gayi….meri drying bhi ready ho gayi thi jisko dekhte hi rashmi didi bhadak gayi.
Rashmi—ye kya bana diya tune idiot….? Dynasour banana tha..ye kya behuda harkat hai…. ?
Raj—kya didi…dynasour ko to iss dharti se khatam huye jamana ho gaya….maine to nahi dekha usko….ha yahi janwar maine dekha hai….Lawda sour.
Lawda Sour
Rashmi—chal phad isse…jab dekho dimag me tere yahi ghusa rahta hai.
Raj—badhiya drying to hai didi….dekhna first prize milega iss drying ko.
Rashmi—chup kar besharam
Raj—vaise didi…kya socha aap ne….?
Rashmi—kis bare me…. ?
Raj—mujhse chudwane ke bare me.
Rashmi—faltu baat nahi
Raj—batao na didi
Rashmi—chal mere room me chal kar baat karenge…aur apna ye law…sour bhi lete jana…kahi vishakha na dekh le… (mann me)—bahut bigad gaya hai…aate hi vishakha ko line marne laga…aur ye kya lawda sour…omg..ye ladka bhi na
Rashmi didi aage nikal gayi….pata nahi vo itna jaldi koun se room me ghus gayi….Main apna lawda sour lekar ek room me ghus gaya….andar ka scene dekh kar mere to hosh hi ud gaye.
Raj—vaise didi…kya socha aap ne….?
Rashmi—kis bare me…. ?
Raj—mujhse chudwane ke bare me.
Rashmi—faltu baat nahi
Raj—batao na didi
Rashmi—chal mere room me chal kar baat karenge…aur apna ye law…sour bhi lete jana…kahi vishakha na dekh le… (mann me)—bahut bigad gaya hai…aate hi vishakha ko line marne laga…aur ye kya lawda sour…omg..ye ladka bhi na
Rashmi didi aage nikal gayi….pata nahi vo itna jaldi koun se room me ghus gayi….Main apna lawda sour lekar ek room me ghus gaya….andar ka scene dekh kar mere to hosh hi ud gaye.
Ab Aage…….
Andar bindu mami kapde change kar rahi thi….iss samay vo apni sari utar rahi thi….sari utarne ke baad unhone apna blouse kholna shuru kar diya.
Meri to jaan hi halak me atak gayi….ek bargi to mann me aaya ki ye galat hai unhe aise dekhna….lekin phir bhi dusra mann unke is khubsurat jism ki jhalak dekhne ko aatur ho raha tha.
Blouse kholte hi unki dono doodh ki tankiya azad pankshi ki tarah khuli hawa me fadfadane lagi…shayad bra unhone hand pump me nahane ke baad pahni hi nahi thi…..teen bachche ho jane ke baad bhi bindu mami ki chuchiya niche ko latki nahi thi.
Bindu mami ka gora sharir ek dam doodh ki tarah chamak raha tha….unki chuchiyo ke nipple bhi jyada bade nahi the… unke nipple ke charo oor chhota sa brown colour ka ghera bana hua tha.
Main lalchayi nazaro se unki doodh ki inn khubsurat tankiyo ko ghurne me hi magn ho gaya….kuch der apni chuchiyo ko dono hatho se sahlane ke baad vo bed par rakhi apni maxi uthane ke liye jhuki ki tabhi akasmaat unki nazar samne almari ke lage mirror ki oor chali gayi.
Mirror me mujhe apne ardh nagn jism ko kisi bhukhe ki bhanti lalchayi nazaro se ghurte dekh kar vo chounk kar hadbada gayi aur jaldi se khadi ho gayi.
Bindu (hadbada kar)—Raaaaajjj….ttttt..tum…..
Apni chori pakde jane se main bhi hadbada gaya lekin jyada nahi kyon ki main ab tak aisi paristhitiyo se kayi baar gujar chuka tha aur ppri tarah se ek super anubhavi person ban chuka tha…..aise halat me pakde jane par kya karna chahiye iss par mera dimag bahut tezi se kaam karta tha.
Raj (chuchiyo ko ghurte huye)—sssorry mami…darasal main aap se mafi mangne aaya tha.
Bindu—theek hai..theek hai…..abhi tum jao.
Main mami se baat to jarur kar raha tha lekin mera dhyan to unki tankiyo me hi atak gaya tha jinka ras chusne ke liye meri jeebh hotho par baar baar laplapa rahi thi.
Mujhe apni taraf aise ghurte dekh kar jaise hi unka dhyan apni nangi chuchiyo ki oor gaya to vo jaldi se apni maxi utha kar unhone apni chuchiyo ko dhak liya.
Kintu iss beech maxi uthane ke liye jhukne par unke bhari bharkam chutdo ka poora bhugol nazar aa gaya…shayad unhone panty bhi nahi pahan rakhi thi.
Raj (ghurte huye)—sorry mami….jo hua vo galti se hua
Bindu—kkk..koi baat nahi…abhi..tummmmmmm……
Mami ne aage kuch kahne ke ja hi rahi thi ki unki nazar mere pant me hath bhar ka tamboo me bamboo bane lund par chali gayi aur unki ankhe ye scene dekhte hi hairat se badi badi ho gayi.
Main to shuru se hi aise halato ka fayda uthane me sabse aage rahta tha….mami ke mann me chal rahe toofan ko achchi tarah se bhamp gaya aur unki chuchiyo ko kha jane wali nazaro se dekhte huye apne lund ko ek hath se masalne laga.
Bindu mami ki to halat hi kharab ho chuki thi….abhi thodi der pahle hi vo naha kar aayi thi lekin phir bhi mathe se aur niche dono jangho ke beech unki bur me se pasina nikalne laga tha.
Bindu (mann me)—haay daiyyaa….ye kya hai… ? ye to bahut bada lag raha hai aur mot bhi hai…..kya itna bada aur mota bhi kisi ka hota hai….? Inka to bahut chota sa hai aur bahut patla bhi ..choti ungli ke barabar hoga raj ke uske samne.
Raj—kya..soch rahi ho mami…. ? kuch chahiye kya….?
Mere aise puchne se bindu mami ghabra gayi aur jaldi se piche palatne ko huyi ki unka pair sari me phans gaya….vo unbalance ho kar niche girne lagi phir se to maine turant unhe pakad liya.
Kintu iss pakda dhakdi me hum dono hi bistar par gir pade….bindu mami mere niche aur main unke upar…..unki maxi bhi hatho se chhitak kar niche kahi gir gayi thi aur ek baar phir se unki chuchiya mere samne bilkul nangi ho chuki thi.
Raj—sorry..mami
Maine uthane ka natak karte huye unke upar thoda dabav daal diya…unka petikot girne ke douran ghutno se upar sarak aaya tha…aur lund bilkul theek unki bur ke darwaje par thokar maar raha tha.
Bindu mami ne apni ankhe band kar li thi shayad vo bhi janti thi ki vo iss samay mere samne kis avastha me hain jiski vajah se laaz aur sharam se unki ankhe swatah hi band ho gayi thi.
Raj (dhire se pant ki chain kholte huye)—sorry…mami…jo kuch hua apko girne se bachane ke chakkar me hua…
Mami kuch nahi boli..lekin unke muh se ek aaaahhh .ki siskari jarur nikli dhire se…..maine bhi mouke ka fayda uthate huye ek hath unki nangi chuchi par rakh diya aur dhire dhire sahlane laga…dusri chuchi ke nipple ko muh me bhar liya aur usko bhi chusna shuru kar diya.
Bindu—aaahhhhh…..rajjj chhodo mujhe……ye theek nahi hai…..ye paap hai….main kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahungi..aaaaa tumm jaooo yaha se….uuuffff
Raj (chuchi jor se dabate huye)—kya theek nahi hai mami…..?
Bindu—aaaaaaaahhhhh…maaa….vahiii jo tummm karrr raheeee hooooooo…..aaaaaaahhhhhh
Bindu mami ne mujhe apne upar se hatane ke liye mujhe dhakelna chaha kintu iss chakkar me unke upar mera vajan aur jyada lagne laga jiska natiza ye hua ki lund jo ki pahle se hi bindu mami ki bur ke chhed par tika hua tha…bur par dabav padne se lund ka topa petikot sahit unke chhed me ghus gaya.
Bindu—aaaaaaaa…..uuuuuiiyeeee maaaaa……marrrr gayiii….rajjjj chhodoooo…aaaaaaa…ye..theekkkk nahiii haiiii..aaaaa (mann me)—ye to sach me bahut mota aur lamba hai…..raj ne to andar hi pelna shuru kar diya….mujhe rokna hoga raj ko.
Tabhi mere kano me dinesh mama ki awaz sunayi padi…..jisse mera dhyan darwaje ki taraf gaya jo ki khula hua tha… mujhe dinesh mama ke upar bahut gussa aane laga aise banta hua kaam bigadte dekh kar.
Raj (mann me)—ek to desh me vaise hi chooto ki kami hoti ja rahi hai….lekin ye chutiye badhte hi ja rahe hain.
Bindu—aaaaa….rajjjjj..chhoddooo…hatooooooo mere upar se….aaahhhhhhh
Raj—sorryyyyy..mami….vo galti se ho gaya.
Main unke upar se hat kar darwaja band kar ke bahar nikal gaya…..jaha dinesh mama mujhe hi dhoondte huye aa rahe the udhar.
Dinesh—kaha chala gaya tha…sona nahi hai kya…? Chal aa ja
Raj—aap chalo mama…mujhe thoda rashmi didi se kaam hai.
Dinesh—theek hai….bistar tera laga diya hai mere kamre me….
Raj—ok mama
Mera to klpd ho jane se mood kharab ho gaya tha…..to socha ki rashmi didi par hi ek try maarta hu..shayad kuch baat ban jaye…ye soch kar main unke room me pahuch kar knock kiya to unhone door khola.
Rashmi—kya hua raj…abhi tak soye nahi tum…..?
Raj—sorry..agar maine apko disturb kar diya ho to.
Rashmi—arey nahi…main to aise hi puch rahi thi….main bas sone ja hi rahi thi ab.
Raj—mujhe bhi need nahi aa rahi thi to socha ki aap se kuch baate kar lu.
Rashmi—kya baate karni hain ab raat me…?
Raj—didi, bahut mann kar raha hai ek baar apki dekhne ka.
Rashmi—kyaaaaa kaha….?
Raj—hmmm didi, sachchi bahut mann ho raha hai ek baar apki bur dekhne ka…pls dikha do na
Rashmi—chupchap turant nikal mere room se…nahi to khich ke thappad lagaungi.
Raj—ye kya baat huyi…? Abhi to kitne achche se baat kar rahi thi aap.
Rashmi (gusse me)—tumhe itni bhi samajh nahi hai ki kisse kya baate karni chahiye….? Ye bhi bhul gaye ki main tumhari badi bahan hu…. Ab agar aaj ke baad aisi baate mujhse kabhi ki na to sidhe jail bhijwa dungi ….chalo niklo yaha se.
Raj—kya bahan ke paas bur nahi hoti…..? maine kab kaha ki aap meri bahan nahi ho…..? aap bur wali badi bahan ho meri.
Rashmi (gusse me)—chaatttaakkk…..get out from here.
Ye to sala gadbad ho gaya…mera poora plan hi choupat ho gaya…. thappad lagte hi jo nasha mere upar bindu mami ki vajah se chadha tha..sab rafu chakkar ho gaya….main apna gaal sahlate huye aage badhne laga.
Rashmi (gusse me)—aage kaha ghusa chala aa raha hai…? Maine bahar nikalne ko kaha hai ki …samajh nahi aaya ho to ek aur laga du… ?
Raj—mera bag mujhe de do….main abhi apne gaon chala jaunga…..mujhe pata nahi tha ki jinhe main apna samajh ke unke paas ja raha hu vo to mere hain hi nahi..sorry….aap ki jawani aap ko mubarak ho.
Maine apna bag utha kar vaha se bahar ki taraf chal diya…..jane kya soch kar rashmi didi ne mujhe rukne ko kaha lekin main nahi ruka aur jaise hi darwaja khol kar bahar jane ko hua to vo bhag kar mera hath pakad li.
Dayachand (hadbada kar)—rrr..raazzz..kkk..koun sa raazzz…. ? main to kuch bhi nahi janta beta…tum kis raaz ki baat kar rahe ho…. ?
Raj—dekhiye, aapne mujhe beta kaha hai..aur vaise bhi main aapka damad hu, iss naate se bhi aapka beta hi hu…aapne uss ladki ki, meri sadhana ki jaan bachayi hai jise main bahut pyar karta hu…vo black star ab meri jaan ke sath sath aapki beti ki jaan ka bhi dushman hai…agar aap ko mujh par bharosa nahi hai to main aapse koi jabardasti nahi karunga, lekin black star tak pahuchne aur uski sazish ko nakaam karne ke liye mera uss raaz ko janna jaruri hai…aap ko aap ki beti sadhana ki kasam,,
Dayachand—maine kisi ko vachan diya tha ki ye raaz kabhi kisi ko nahi bataunga magar aaj tumne sadhana ki kasam de kar mujhe majbur kar diya…theek hai beta, aaj main tumhe vo raaz bataunga jiski vajah se black star mere piche pada hua hai…main to uss raaz ki sirf ek sidhi hu, lekin uss raaz tak pahuchne ka rasta tum ho…aaj main tumhe vo hairatangej aur sansanikhej raaz bataunga jise sun kar shayad tum bhi vishwash na karo..aur sun kar chounk jaoge..
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Raj—vahi to main janna chahta hu ki akhir black star aap ko kyo jinda pakadna chahta hai….?
Dayachand—asal me usko tumhare papa ki talash hai…vo mere jariye tumhare papa tak pahuchna chahta hai, yahi vajah hai ki vo mujhe kisi bhi tarah se jinda kidnap karne ki koshish me hai.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaa..papa…?
Dayachand—haan, use tumhare papa ki talash hai..
Raj (hairan)—lekin uss gaandu black star ko mere madarchod baap ki talash kyo hai…? aur aap papa ko kaise jante ho….? Kaha hai vo…. ? kya mera baap madarchod abhi tak jinda hai aur agar jinda hai to itne saalo se uski maa ko chodu, kaha gaand marwa raha hai…. ?
Mere muh se papa ke liye aise kadwe shabd sun kar dayachand hairan rah gaya…jabki meri samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki black star ko akhir papa se kya matlab ho sakta hai… ?
Dayachand—beta, apne devta samaan pita ke liye aise galat shabdo ka uchcharan karna achchi baat nahi hai.
Raj (mood kharab)—maine tujhse pita puraan sunane ko nahi kaha hai, samjha…balki jo maine pucha hai sidhi tarah se uska jawab de..aayi baat samajh me..
Dayachand (sakpaka kar)—raj beta, asal me apni jaan ko jokhim me daal kar sadhana beti ki jaan bachane wali tumhare papa the…unhone hi sadhana ko mere hawale kiya tha jab vo buri tarah se ghayal ho kar behosh thi…tumne aise devta admi ke liye iss tarah ke shabd kahe to isliye mujhe thoda kharab laga.
Raj (hairan)—hmmm..theek hai..theek hai..aage bata…mere paas jyada time nahi hai…kya mera baap abhi tak jinda hai… ?
Dayachand—mere jail jane ke pahle tak to vah jinda the…abhi ka mujhe nahi pata…aur aksar chori chhupe mujhse milne bhesh badal kar aate rahte the…raj beta, asal me abhay aur thakur ne sadhana ke sath galat harkat karni chahi thi, lekin uss bechari ne apne daaman ko daagdar hone se bachane ke liye khud ko hi chaku maar liya..
Dayachand ne mujhe vahi poori baat batayi jo ki sadhana aur sheetal ne diary me padhi thi…sadhana ke sath huyi poori ghatna sun kar mera hriday asim dard se tadap utha aur ankho se anshu ke roop me bahar chhalak aaya, sath me abhay ke liye dil me kroadh ka toofan uthne laga.
Dayachand—tumhare papa sadhana ko dekhne ke liye aksar mere paas aaya karte the lekin bhesh badal kar…lekin pata nahi ye baat kahi se black star ko pata chal gayi aur vo mere piche pad gaya.
Raj (bhigi palke)—lekin black star akhir unse chahta kya hai…. ?
Dayachand—vasiyat..tumhari vasiyat..
Raj (chounk kar)—vasiyat..! koun si vasiyat…?
Dayachand—vahi vasiyat jiske tum ekloute waris ho…aur jiske piche abhay bhi hai…ussi vasiyat ko black star bhi hasil karna chahta hai….isliye hi vah tumhare papa ki talash me hai.
Raj (hairan)—black star ke paas to paise ki koi kami ka sawal hi nahi uthta..phir use ye property kyo chahiye…?
Dayachand—use property se koi lena dena nahi hai..usko to bas vasiyat ke papers chahiye..
Raj—ye baat kuch hazam nahi huyi…use property nahi chahiye to vasiyat ke papers ka kya karega vo…? Aur dusri baat vasiyat ke paper chahiye to abhay ko target karna tha, papa se kya lena dena unn papers ka…?
Dayachand—sachchayi ye hai ki vasiyat ke papers abhay ke paas bhi nahi hain aur tumhare papa ke paas bhi nahi hain.. lekin black star ko lagta hai ki tumhare papa ne unko kahi chhupa rakha hai jaise ki shayad mere ya tumhare paas ya phir kahi aur…isliye vo tumhare papa tak pahuchna chahta hai..
Raj (hairan)—aisa kya hai unn vasiyat ke papers me jinke liye black star jaisa beshumar daulat wala admi bhi piche pada hua hai….?
Dayachand—ye to koi nahi janta ki unn vasiyat ke papers me kya raaz chhupa rakha hai tumhare pardada ne….? sirf unn papers ki vajah se hi black star apna kaam dhandha chhod kar yaha india me dera jamaye huye hai…
Raj (shocked)—kya ho sakta hai unn papers me…? aur agar vo papers honge bhi to vahi haweli me hi honge phir abhay ko kaise nahi mile…? Ya phir ye bhi ho sakta hai ki vasiyat ke papers abhay ke hi paas ho aur usne kisi ko bataya hi na ho…? Isliye vo mujhe khatam karna chahta hai..
Dayachand—nahi, vo papers haweli me to nahi hain, itna confirm hai kyon ki agar vo vaha hote to abhay ko ab tak mil chuke hote aur vo kanooni taur par kuch na kuch kar ke sari property apne naam karwa chuka hota…haan, itna avashya hai ki vasiyat ke unn kagaz me koi bahut bada raaz likha hua hai…tumhare pardada vo raaz tumhare papa ya tumhare siwa kisi aur dusre ke hath me pahuchne se bachana chahte the isliye unhone unn papers ko kahi chhupa diya..vo paper haweli me na milne ke karan hi tumhare pardada aur vakil ki hatya ki gayi thi..
Raj—to court ke paas to vah papers ki ek copy hogi hi..vaha se pata kiya ja sakta hai aur dusri copy nikalwayi ja sakti hai..?
Dayachand—durbhagya se ek bhisan agni durghatna me bahut se jaruri kagjaat jal kar swaha ho gaye, unme se vo vasiyat ke paper bhi shamil the…ab uss vasiyat ki kewal ek hi copy bachi hai..isliye sabhi tumhare papa ki talash me hain.
Raj—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki mere baap ke hath koi surag lag gaya ho vasiyat ke paper ke baare me….?
Dayachand—ho sakta hai ki mere jail jane ke baad aisa ho bhi gaya ho, tumhare papa ko kuch na kuch surag mil gaya ho..?
Raj—lekin ye batao ki mera baap jinda bach kaise gaya madarchod…? Aur agar bach gaya tha to ghar me kisi se milne aaya kyo nahi…? Uski maa ko chodu, Yaha tak ki tab bhi nahi aaya jab main jindagi aur mout se lad raha tha..
Dayachand—sadhana ko mere hawale karne ke baad jab vo nadi me gir gaya to bahte huye kafi door nikal gaya..kuch kabile walo ne unhe bachaya…lagbhag saal bhar vo vahi rahe, uske baad mujhse milne aaye…tab tak abhay ki nazar sadhana par pad chuki thi..tumhare papa ke kahne par hi maine sadhana ko rajasthan ganga ke paas bhej diya tha.. vo kisi bhi tarah se vasiyat ko abhay ke paas se hasil karna chahte the jisse ki tum sab ke dukho ka ant ho jaye, sath me unke mann me abhay se badla lene ki bhavna bhi panap chuki thi, sath me ek pair se vah apahiz bhi ho chuke the, isliye vo vapis ghar nahi aaye taaki chupchap iss kaam ko anzaam de sake…vo kisi par bojh nahi banna chahte the balki sab bojh halka karna chahte the.
Raj (shocked)—apahiz ho chuke the..matlab ki mera baap langda hai madarchod….?
Dayachand—haan, vo ek pair se langde ho chuke hain.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—ye madarchod to yahi ghumta rahta hai hamesha…yaha tak ki thakur ki gaand maarne ke competition me bhi yahi first aaya tha..aur to aur ek bar raghu ke ghar se vapis aate samay ek aurat ko chhedte huye bhi raste me mila tha bhosdika….tabhi to main usko dekhte hi ye sochta tha ki iss langde ko maine kahi dekha hai, magar yaad nahi aata tha…ab samjha, vo langda mera baap tha madarchod..lekin ek baat samajh me nahi aayi ki mera harami baap itna achcha kab se ho gaya….? Kahi madarchod dayachand ke ghar sadhana ko dekhne ke bahane laxmi ko pelne to nahi aata tha…? Koi bharosa nahi hai mere madarchod baap ka..
Raj—phir bhi baat to vahi ki vahi rah gayi ki akhir vo vasiyat ke paper hain kaha aur unme kya raaz hai…..?
Dayachand—unn vasiyat ke kagaz par kya raaz likha hai ye to main nahi janta..ab ye baat kitni sach hai ya jhuth, ye to koi nahi janta lekin kuch logo se sunne me ye aaya hai ki..tumhare pardada ke dada ji ke paas koi patthar ya mani thi jiski vo hamesha pooja kiya karte the…suna gaya hai ki vo cheez jiske paas bhi rahti hai uski umra badh jati hai, log to ye bhi kahte hain ki vo cheez jaha vidhyaman rahti hai, uss jagah par bahut se bhram dikhayi dete hain…koi kahta hai ki unke paas ek kohinoor heera tha to koi paras patthar ki baat karta hai…sach kya hai, ye to bhagwan hi jane…black star uss cheez ko hi hasil karna chahta hai..abhay ki nazar bhi uss cheez par hi tiki hai property ke sath sath….marne se pahle tumhare pardada ke dada ji uss cheez ke baare me tumhare pardada ko bata gaye the…tumhare dada ji to yaha aa kar bas gaye jabki unka dusra bhai dust mizaz ka tha isliye tumhare pardada ne ye raaz kisi ko nahi bataya…tumhare papa ka swabhav behad shant tha isliye unhone unhe bhi iss baare me kuch nahi bataya kyon ki unhe darr tha ki abhay kaise bhi kar ke tumhare papa se ye raaz pata kar hi lega….marne se pahle unhone vasiyat me kisi jagah ka jikra kiya hai code bhasa me.. sab iss karan se vasiyat ke paper ko hasil karne ke piche pade huye hain…ab choonki tum uss property ke ek maatra waris ho, isliye tumhare upar doubt jana swabhavik hi hai…yahi vajah se black star tum par nazar rakhta hai.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaa….? Ye sab bakwas hai….aisa kuch nahi hota, ye sab mangadhant baate hain…aur rahi baat black star ki to black star ki maa ka bhosda…jhaant ukhaad lega madarchod meri…abhi use pata nahi ki ye saand hai kya cheez…? Sab mujhe aise hi saand nahi kahte, …baki bacha abhay, to uski maiya to ab main tarike se chodunga, madarchod ne meri sadhana ko hath kaise lagaya….?
Dayachand—yakin to mujhe bhi nahi hai inn baato par…ya phir ye bhi sambhav hai ki kuch aur hi baat ho…?
Main abhi kuch aage bolne hi wala tha ki tabhi mujhe aisa mahsoos hua jaise ki koi bahar se darwaje ke paas khade ho kar hamari baate sun raha hai…ye ehsaas hote hi maine chupchap chalte huye darwaje tak aaya aur phir ek jhatke me hi darwaja khol diya..