Ye to sala gadbad ho gaya…mera poora plan hi choupat ho gaya….thappad lagte hi jo nasha mere upar bindu mami ki vajah se chadha tha..sab rafu chakkar ho gaya….main apna gaal sahlate huye aage badhne laga.
Rashmi (gusse me)—aage kaha ghusa chala aa raha hai…? Maine bahar nikalne ko kaha hai ki …samajh nahi aaya ho to ek aur laga du… ?
Raj—mera bag mujhe de do….main abhi apne gaon chala jaunga…..mujhe pata nahi tha ki jinhe main apna samajh ke unke paas ja raha hu vo to mere hain hi nahi..sorry….aap ki jawani aap ko mubarak ho.
Maine apna bag utha kar vaha se bahar ki taraf chal diya…..jane kya soch kar rashmi didi ne mujhe rukne ko kaha lekin main nahi ruka aur jaise hi darwaja khol kar bahar jane ko hua to vo bhag kar mera hath pakad li.
Ab Aage………
Raj—chhodiye mera hath….jab kisi ko meri parwah hi nahi hai to yaha rahne ka fayda hi kya hai… ?
Rashmi—raj..tu sach me pagal ho gaya hai…..kya tere dil me rishte naato ki koi kadar nahi hai…. ?
Raj—kadar hai tabhi to chupchap ja raha hu yaha se……
Rashmi—meri jagah agar teri apni sagi bahan sheetal hoti to kya tab bhi tu yahi karta, jo mere sath karne ki tu soch raha hai…. ?
Raj—didi…sheetal didi ko beech me mat laiye.
Rashmi—kyo na lau…akhir main bhi to teri bahan hu…jaise sheetal hai.
Raj—mujhe jane dijiye…..main aap ke sath koi jabardasti to nahi kar raha hu na…..main ab aap se koi baat nahi karna chahta.
Rashmi—dekh raj jo tu mujhse chah raha hai vo galat hai…paap hai.
Raj—mujhe ab aap se kuch nahi chahiye.
Rashmi—agar main teri baat maan lu to……….
Ye sunte hi mera dil garden garden ho gaya….mann mayur ban ke andar hi andar nachne laga…lekin main abhi rashmi didi ko aur bhi tadpana chahta tha.
Raj (mann me)—ab to apki aisi halat karunga didi ki aap mujhse har samay apni bur lene ki minnat karogi….mujhe dekhte hi khud hi apni janghe phaila kar apni bur baar baar dikhane ki koshish karogi….akhir aapne thappad jo mara hai… iski keemat to mujhse apni bur aur gaand phadwa kar chukani padegi apko….”Bajegi Sab Ki Bajegi, Saand Se Koi Nahi Bachegi.”
Rashmi—bata na…agar main teri baat maan kar tujhe apni dikha du to, tab to tu kahi nahi jayega na….?
Raj—maine kaha na ki mujhe ab kuch nahi chahiye aap se…mujhe bas apne gaon jana hai vo bhi abhi ke abhi.
Rashmi—tujhe uski kasam jisko tu sabse jyada chahta ho….agar tu yaha se ghar chhod kar gaya to.
Raj—theek hai….hath chhodo mera….mujhe need aa rahi hai…mujhe sona hai.
Rashmi—vaise tu sabse jyada kise chahta hai….?
Raj—ye janna apka kaam nahi hai.
Rashmi—kya ab sach me tu meri nahi dekhna chahta…..?
Raj—nahi..
Rashmi—agar main khud tujhe apni dikhau tab bhi nahi….. ?
Raj—nahi…kah to diya ek baar…aur har baar ek hi jawab milega nahiii…nahii aur nahi..ok…good night
Main apna hath chhuda kar dinesh mama ke room me chala gaya aur rashmi didi mujhe hairani se dekhti rahi…main abhi room me pahucha hi tha ki hone wali mami arushi ka phone aa gaya…maine mama ki taraf gaur se dekha to vo loudu ghode bech kar so gaya tha…nishchint ho kar maine call receive kar liya.
Raj—hello
Arushi (dhire se)—so gaye kya…. ?
Raj—soya kaha hu yaar…bas tumhari yaad me hila raha tha.
Arushi—kyaaa…. ?
Raj—ab ye mat puchna ki kya hila raha tha… ?
Arushi—apko sharam nahi aati aisi baat karte huye….?
Raj—ab apni hone wali biwi se kaisi sharam…vaise yaar ek baat to bata
Arushi—kyaa…?
Raj—teri kaisi dikhti hai…?
Arushi—kyaa….?
Raj—tumhare jangho ke beech ka khazana…tumhari bur..aur kya
Arushi bur ka naam sunte hi buri tarah se sharma gayi….aisi baate usne kabhi kisi se ki nahi thi…halanki uski bhabhi usse mazak me kayi baar bur shabd ishtemal kar chuki thi lekin ek mard ke muh se sunne ka ye pahla mouka tha…vo niche se upar tak gangana gayi.
Arushi—chheee….kitni gandi baate karte hain aap.
Raj—main samajh gaya ki tumhare paas jangho ke beech me bur hai hi nahi.
Arushi (jaldi se)—kyo nahi hogi bhala…hai meri jangho ke beech me bhi………..
Arushi ne jaldbazi me jawab to de diya lekin jab usko ehsaas hua ki vo kya bol rahi hai to laaz aur sharam ke maare usne apni baat adhuri hi chhod di.
Raj—batao na janu
Arushi (sharmate huye)—mujhe nahi pata….jab shadi ho jayegi to khud hi dekh lena.
Aise hi karib ek ghante tak main arushi se baate karte huye usko garam karta raha….KLPD ho jane se mera vaise hi mood kharab tha…arushi se kal milne aane ka bol ke maine call cut kiya aur phir so gaya.
Vahi panduram baki security officer walo ke sath khali hath jab thane pahucha to unki aisi halat dekh kar deshraj chounk gaya… usne har taraf nazar doudayi ki shayad chhamiya ko le aaye honge kintu panduram ke muh se poori baat sun kar uska chehra gusse se tamtama gaya.
Deshraj (gusse me)—kiski itni himmat ho gayi security officer walo par hath uthane ki….? Kitne log the vo…?
Panduram—bas ek hi tha sir…haay..meri to kamar hi tod dali usne kamine ne
Deshraj (chounk kar)—kyaaaa..sirf ek..aur tum dus…..? phir bhi khali hath aa gaye aur vo bhi usse gaand me laat kha kar.
Panduram—sir…uss sale ka hath nahi hathoda hai…sala saand hai saand….aaaaaaa…sale ne maar maar ke kachumar bana diya.
Deshraj—lanat hai tum logo par…..koun th vo….? Jisne deshraj se dushmani lene ki jurrat ki hai….. ?
Panduram—pata nahi sir….vo yaha ka to nahi lagta….andhera hone ke karan uska chehra bhi saaf nahi dekh paya..lekin sala dialogue bahut badhiya maarta hai…kya kah raha tha.. ? haan yaad aa gaya…..Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.
Deshraj achanak kursi se uchhal pada…..panduram ki baat poori hote hi deshraj ke chehre ka rang hi ud gaya…aur vo kisi gahri soch me doob gaya.
Deshra (chounk kar mann me)—ye dialogue to nilesh thakur ke muh se suna tha maine behoshi me…..iska matlab nilesh thakur ke upar hamla karne wala aur inn security officer walo ki dhukayi karne wala shakhs ek hi hai….mujhe jaldi hi pata karna hoga.
Panduram—kya hua sahab…. ?
Deshraj—panduram…koun hai vo admi….mujhe uska pata chahiye jald se jald…pata karo….vo abhi aas paas ke hi kisi gaon me ruka hoga…..subah hote hi jitne bhi gaon hamare thana ke area me aate hain…sab ki talashi lo….ab dekhta hu ki mujhse bach kar kaha jayega vo.
Deshraj ne turant thakur sahab ko iss baat ki suchna de di ki nilesh thakur par hamla karne wala yaha ke aas paas ke hi kisi gaon me chhupa hai…..thakur ne apne bete rahul ke sath lagbhag 50 hathiyar band admiyo ko turant rawana kar diya.
Dusre din subah…..
Sapna—bindu abhi raj nahi utha kya…. ? nasta thanda ho jayega…dekh utha to de usko bhi.
Bindu—didi, aap hi utha do na…main jab tak nasta lagati hu.
Sapna—theek hai.
Bindu (mann me)—bach gayi….raj ke samne jane ki ab to meri himmat nahi hai…..bahut jyada bigad gaya hai ye ladka.. agar raat me dinesh ki awaz nahi aati to main to gayi thi kaam se…..baap re kitna mota aur lamba tha…main to aadhe me hi marr jati.
Sapna jaise hi raj ko uthane gayi to vo hasin sapno ki duniya me khoya hua tha..ek do baar awaz lagane par jab vo nahi utha to sapna ne uska chadar khich liya.
Chadar hatate hi jo nazara sapna ki ankho ne dekha to uski ankhe hi palak jhapakna bhul gayi…dimag hi chakkar kha kar ghumne lag gaya…ashcharya chakit hokar usne apne muh par hath rakh liya jaise ki koi bahut bada ajooba dekh liya ho uski ankho ne.
Sapna jaise hi raj ko uthane gayi to vo hasin sapno ki duniya me khoya hua tha..ek do baar awaz lagane par jab vo nahi utha to sapna ne uska chadar khich liya.
Chadar hatate hi jo nazara sapna ki ankho ne dekha to uski ankhe hi palak jhapakna bhul gayi…dimag hi chakkar kha kar ghumne lag gaya…ashcharya chakit hokar usne apne muh par hath rakh liya jaise ki koi bahut bada ajooba dekh liya ho uski ankho ne.
Ab Aage……
Sapna ki ankho ke samne raj ka anaconda poori tarah sar uthaye khada tha….raat me klpd ho jane ke karan raj apne lower ko utar ke lund ko sahlate sahlate hi so gaya tha…chaddi to vah pahanta hi nahi tha kyon ki kya pata kab kaha kiski choot pelne ko mil jaye to jaldi me chaddi utarne aur pahanne ka lafda hi nahi rahega….lower ko fatafat niche sarkao aur bhid jao kaam me.
Subah ke waqt me raj ka lund apni poori aukat par tha…..chadar ke hatate hi vo uchhal kar sapna ke samne aa gaya…jise dekhte hi sapna ki ankhe hairat se choudi ho gayi.
Sapna (mann me)—baap re daiyya…..itna bada…itna mota aur lamba….[img=33×0]https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/203c.png[/img] kya ye haqiqat ka hai….? Kahi raj ko koi bimari to nahi hai….? Itna bada bhi kisi ka kya ho sakta hai…..? raj ke mama ka to iske aage kali kali nuni hai vo bhi saal me ek do baar hi khada hota hai aur phir do minute me baith bhi jata hai….jabki raj ka to ekdam gora hai…ye to poora saand hai.
Sapna ki ankhe palak jhapakna hi bhul gayi….uski bur se madan ras tapakne laga….sapna ka hath swatah hi bur par chala gaya aur vo sari ke upar se hi apni bur sahlane lagi.
Uski ankhe bojhil hone lagi thi….sahlaye jane se bur aur bhi chudasi ho gayi….sapna ne ek nazar raj ke chehre par dali aur chadar se uske lund ko dhak diya aur bahar jane lagi.
Lekin uske dil me raj ka lund bas chuka tha…..darwaje tak pahuch kar usne kuch socha aur palat kar dhire se darwaja andar se band kar ke raj ke paas aa gayi…aur dhire dhire raj ko awaz dene lagi.
Sapna (dhire se)—rajjj…..rajjjjj….rajjjj
Kintu jab raj ki taraf se koi prati kriya hote nahi dikhi to turant chadar ko phir se hata diya aur lund ko gour se gale ke andar thook gatakte huye dekhne lagi.
Ek do bar usne raj ke chehre ki oor nazare ghuma kar dekha lekin jab laga ki vo gahri need me hai to usne apne kampte hatho ko raj ke lund par rakh diya….hath rakhte hi usko tez jhatka laga.
Sapna (mann me)—kitna garam hai ye to…..aur bahut mota aur lamba bhi…mere hath me hi nahi sama raha….pata nahi ye jiski bur me ghusega vo jinda bachegi bhi ki nahi….par agar bach gayi to use bahut maza dega ye…..haaye kya karu… ? meri bur itni chudasi kyo ho gayi hai….aur itna pani kyo chhod rahi hai…. ? mera mann aaj itna adhik chudne ko kyo kar raha hai….? ek bar thoda sa choos kar dekhti hu.
Sapna ne ek bar phir se raj ke upar sarsari nigah doudayi aur phir lund ko ek hath se thaam liya…..dusre hath ko usne apni sari ke andar ghusa kar bur ko sahlane lagi.
Sapna poori tarah se chudasi ho kar bahri duniya ko bhul chuki thi….vo saalo se chudi nahi thi….jabki uske mann me hamesha se ye khwahish rahi hai ki uska pati usko har roj kayi tarike se nangi kar kar ke khoob chode lekin uske khwab to sirf khwab hi rah gaye….aaj raj ke vishal lund ko dekhte hi uski sabhi khwahishe punah jivant ho uthi…aur vo iss madakta me poori tarah se mast hoti chali gayi.
Ek hath ko bur par sahlate huye sapna mami ne dhire dhire darte huye lund ke supade par apni jibh chalane lagi….usne lund ko apne muh me lene ki koshish karne lagi lekin mota hone ke karan vo nahi ja pa raha tha.
Lihaja usne lund ke tope ko hi kisi tarah se apne muh me liya aur dhire dhire chusne lagi….lund chuse jane se meri need tootne lagi…mujhe pahle to laga ki ye koi swapn hoga lekin jab ehsaas hua ki ye haqiqat hai to maine dhire se ankhe khol ke dekha to dang rah gaya.
Sapna mami satasat mere supade ko ankhe band kiye huye choosne me magan thi aur unka dusra hath sari ke andar ghusa hua tha….main bhi ankhe band kar ke lund chuswane ka maza lene laga.
Sapna (mann me)—aaahhhhh….lagta hai ki aaj main marr jaungi…ye nigodi bur meri jaan le kar hi rahegi….kitna badhiya taste hai raj ke lund ka….jab choosne me itna maza de raha hai to jab ye meri bur me jayega aur humach humach ke chodega to kitna maza nahi dega…..ek kaam karti hu thoda sa supade ko bur me ghis ke dekhti hu.
Sapna mami ne lund chusayi rok di thi…maine halki si ankhe kholi to jaise mujhe jannat hi dikh gayi….mami apni sari upar utha kar mere lund par baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Kali kali jhaanto se ghiri unki bur ki khushbu mere nathuno me samane lagi….jhaante badi badi hone ke karan bur ka aur koi bhag dikhayi hi nahi de raha tha.
Bistar par chadh kar unhone mere dono taraf pair rakh ke dhire dhire baithte huye apne dono hatho se bur ki phanko ko phailaya to unki bur ka lal chhed bhi nazar aane laga.
Sapna mami ne ek hath se mere lund ko pakda aur dusre hath se apni bur ko phaila kar lund ke upar bur tika ke dhire dhire ghisne lagi.
Bur me lund ka sparsh hote hi vo apni sudh budh kho baithi….aur kabhi clit ko to kabhi apni bur ki khayi me lund ghisne lagi…..iss sukhad ehsaas se unki ankhe phir se band ho gayi.
Yaha mera bhi bura haal ho raha tha….mera mann lund ko unki bur me andar pelne ko kar raha tha….lekin mami thi ki itne me hi mast huyi padi thi.
Jab mujhse aur bardast nahi kiya gaya to maine unki kamar ko pakad ke ek jor ka dhakka unki bur me thok diya…natiza mera lund unki bur ki phaanko ko cheer kar choudi karte huye teen inch andar badi mami ki bur me ghus gaya.
Sapna (cheekh kar)—aaaahhhhhhh……marrrr gayiiiiiiiiii
Mami ko jara bhi aashanka nahi thi ki aisa kuch bhi ho sakta hai unke sath…..apni bur par huye iss achanak hamle se ek jordar cheekh ke sath unki ankhe khul gayi.
Mujhe jagta dekh vo buri tarah se ghabra gayi aur jaldi se mere upar se uthne ki koshish karne lagi kintu maine unki kamar ko kas ke pakad kar ek aur dhakka niche se laga diya jisse mera aadha lund unki bur ko phadte huye andar tak dhans gaya.
Mami ki phir se cheekh nikal gayi…..unki ankho se dard ki vajah se anshu nikalne lage……bur chudwane ka poora nasha unka ab utar chuka tha.
Sapna (gidgidate huye)—rajjj chhod mujhe…..aaaahhhhhhh….uuiiimaaaa….ye galat hai….paap hai ye….aaaaaaaaa
Raj—ye koi paap nahi hai mami…….bur ko chodna koi paap nahi hota….ye bani hi lund se chodne ke liye hai…..aur phir aap bhi to yahi chahti thi.
Sapna (hadbada kar)—mmm…mainnn aisa kuch nahi..chahti…aaahhhhhh…..bahar nikal …bahut dard ho raha hai… aaaaaaa
Raj—ek baar chod lene do mami….apko bhi bahut maza ayega……aur kya pata mere chodne se apko iss baar ek sundar sa ladka ho jaye….iss ghar ko uska vaaris mil jaye.
Maine unki dukhti rag par vaar kar diya tha…..meri baat sunte hi vo kuch der ke liye khamosh ho gayi…..yahi sahi mouka dekh kar maine unko apne niche le liya aur ek akhiri tagda dhakka pel diya unki bur me…..vo jor se chilla uthi.
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Sapna—aaaaahhhhhhh………maarrrr dalllaaaaaa……bahar nikallll……..jaldi nikalll
Raj—bas mami……ab dard nahi hoga…kewal maza hi maza ayega apko bhi…..kya aap nahi chahti ki apka bhi koi beta ho….? Maine gaon me jinko jinko choda hai sabko ladka hi hua hai……aap ko bhi ladka hi hoga…dekh lena.
Sapna—aaaaaaaahhh……ohhhhh…maaaaa….aahhhhhhhhhh…..ye…dardd…….
Maine unke hotho par hoth rakh ke chumne laga aur niche se dhire dhire chodna shuru kar diya…mami ek baar phir se meri kahi huyi baat ko sochte huye madhosh hone lagi.
Maine dono hatho se unke blouse aur bra ko upar khiska ke dono chuchiyo ko pakad kar jor jor se masalna chalu kar diya mami dard se maze ki dahleez par pahuch chuki thi.
Sapna—itni jor se nahi rajj…aaaaaaa…..dhire dabaooooo…….dard ho raha hai…aaaaaaa….aaaaaa…..ab theek hai…ab achcha lag raha hai.
Maine samay ki nazakat ko dekhte huye unko satasat chodne laga…sath hi chuchiyo ko bhi khoob kas kas ke masalta ja raha tha….mami ek bar phir se chudasi ho kar mast ho chuki thi aur apni ankhe band kar ke chupchap apni bur ko chudwane lag gayi thi.
Magar haay re meri phooti kismat ne yaha bhi pichha nahi chhoda…..unki cheekh sun kar bindu mami ki majhli beti dimple aa ke darwaja jor se khat khatane lagi.
Dimple ki awaz sunte hi mami phir se hosh me aa gayi aur unhone mujhe jor se dhakka dekar apne upar se gira diya.. aur jaldi se bistar se utar ke apne kapde sahi kiye aur darwaja khol ke bahar bhag gayi.
Ye sab itna jaldi hua ki mujhe unko rokne ka mouka hi nahi mila….unke jate hi maine chadar se khud ko lapet liya…dimple andar aake mujhe ghurne lagi.
Dimple—bhaiya…badi maa kyo cheekh rahi thi….?
Mera to phir klpd ho jane se vaise hi mood upset ho gaya tha….magar dimple ki ubhari huyi chuchiyo ko dekhte hi ek naya idea dimag me kulbulane laga.
Dimple aur vishakha ke sath main bachpan me ghar ghar khela karta tha jab bhi vo garmi ki chhutti me hamare yaha aati thi….unke bade ho jane bhi hamne ye khel khela hai.
Raj—unke upar chhipkali gir gayi thi….isliye mami darr gayi thi.
Dimple—to phir aap ne darwaja kyo band kiya hua tha….?
Raj—ye mujhe kya pata…? Maine thodi hi band kiya tha.
Dimple—theek hai…..fresh hoke nasta kar lo aap.
Raj—dimple sun na ek baat.
Dimple—kyaa…. ?
Raj—vahi pahle wala khel aaj phir se khelne ka mann ho raha hai…..jab tu gaay (cow) banti thi aur phir main teri dono taango ke beech se tera doodh nikalta tha.
Dimple (ankhe choudi kar)—kyaaaaa…. ?
Raj—hmmmm…..chal aa na thodi der khelte hain….
Mere itna kahte hi dimple sharma kar vaha se bhag gayi aur main phir se khali hath rah gaya….dono shikar hath se nikal jane ke baad maine lund ko dekha jis par jhaante badh aayi thi..
Maine bag se razor nikala aur uss bin mousam ki kheti ko saaf karne laga….thodi hi der me vo ekdam smart lund nazar aane laga.
Raj (mann me)—sala jhaant banane ke baad lund aise dikhne lagta hai jaise ki madarchod koi chamgadar ka bachcha latak raha ho.
Fresh hone ke baad main sab ke paas chala gaya….mama nasta lane ke liye awaz lagane lage, magar dono mami me se koi bhi nahi dikh rahi thi.
Udhar subah hote hi thakur ke admi rahul thakur ke sath deshraj ke paas pahuch gaye the…aur vaha se kuch plan bana kar gaon me talashi ke liye nikal pade.
Maine bag se razor nikala aur uss bin mousam ki kheti ko saaf karne laga….thodi hi der me vo ekdam smart lund nazar aane laga.
Raj (mann me)—sala jhaant banane ke baad lund aise dikhne lagta hai jaise ki madarchod koi chamgadar ka bachcha latak raha ho.
Fresh hone ke baad main sab ke paas chala gaya….mama nasta lane ke liye awaz lagane lage, magar dono mami me se koi bhi nahi dikh rahi thi.
Udhar subah hote hi thakur ke admi rahul thakur ke sath deshraj ke paas pahuch gaye the…aur vaha se kuch plan bana kar gaon me talashi ke liye nikal pade.
Ab Aage……
Main khane ki table par baitha intazar karne laga breakfast ka….lekin na badi mami bahar nikali aur na hi bindu mami.. baki sab shayad apne apne kaam me busy the….mama ne bahut awaz lagayi par koyi na aaya…..jabki sun dono hi rahi thi….pahli bar mere swabhiman par thes lagi…main bina kuch bole vaha se uth gaya.
Santu—kaha ja raha hai….nasta to kar le…ruk main ja kar dekhta hu sab kaha busy hain.
Raj—rahne do mama….abhi bhookh bhi nahi hai mujhe…baad me kha lunga.
Santu—par tu ye saj dhaj ke ja kaha raha hai…..?
Raj—vo main bas thoda city tak ja raha hu…..jaldi hi lout aunga.
Santu—theek hai…..ja apni mami ke paas se paise le le…aur kuch kha pi lena bazar me.
Raj—mere paas paise hain abhi mama…..jab jarurat hogi le lunga.
Santu—theek hai….dhyan se jana aur jaldi aa jana.
Raj—ok mama
Main vaha se bahar nikal aaya….bahar nikalte hi hand pump par rashmi didi aur dimple khadi dikh gayi….mujhe kahi jate dekh vo bhagte huye mere paas aa gayi.
Rashmi—kaha ja raha hai…ye tip top ban ke….. ?
Raj—bas thoda yahi paas me city tak ja raha hu didi…
Main rashmi didi se baat karte huye dusri taraf dekh raha tha…..unhone ne bhi shayad iss baat ko notice kar liya tha kintu paas me dimple ke hone ki vajah se kuch kah nahi saki.
Dimple—maine raat me kaha tha na ki aaj mere sath college tak chalna
Raj—theek hai..tum ready rahna…main jaldi hi aa jaunga city se.
Main uske baad bina kuch kahe sune aage nikal gaya…..mera mann kuch ashant sa ho gaya tha…bas mann me sochte huye chala ja raha tha.
Raj (mann me)—dono mami…Sali randiya…apne apko samajhti kya hain….ek mere upar khud girti hai aur dusri soya dekh kar lund chusti hai…aur doshi main akela ho gaya…..Sali khana nahi dengi to kya main bhookha marr jaunga….? Sali dono randi mamiyo ki aisi gaand marunga ki uske baad jab bhi bhosdi ke mama unko chodenge to gaand se phati dhafli ki awaz niklegi dono ke….itni beijjati to sala apni kabhi ghar me nahi huyi…..ab to sala sab ki gaand phadunga.
Udhar Thakur ke admi aas paas ke sabhi gaon me ghar ghar ja kar talashi abhiyan kar rahe the…..lekin jyadatar admi issi gaon me the thakur ke..kyon ki raat me muthbhed yahi huyi thi unki .
Main chalte huye soch liya ki choti mami se hi ja kar mil aata hu…yahi vichar kar ke main gaon ke thoda bahar nikal aaya …..tabhi kisi ne piche se mere kandhe par hath rakh diya…. Maine palat ke dekha to vaha karib char paanch log khade the .
Ek—kyo be kaha rahta hai….? Tera ghar koun sa hai…..? kaha ja raha hai….. ?
Raj—pahle ye batao ki tum koun ho aur kyo puch rahe ho….. ?
Dusra—sun be lounde….jyada sayanpatti nahi jhadne ka…samjha kya….jitna pucha hai uska jawab de sidhi tarah.
Raj—shamshan ja raha hu…tujhe bhi chalna hai kya….?
Teen—lagta hai ki bhai ye latkhor hai…..bina laat khaye nahi baytayega…..?
Raj—tere baap ka raaj hai kya….?
Choutha—bahut juban chalata hai sale……abhi gaand me marunga to poori hekdi nikal jayegi teri.
Raj—tera lund bhi khada hota hai bhosdi ke….?
Choutha (gusse me)—madar……….tadaaaakkkkkkkk…….aaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa
Mera mood to aaj vaise bhi subah se hi kharab ho chuka tha…..upar se inn logo ne apni taang ghusane ki koshish ki….jaise hi uss admi ne mujhe maa ki gaali di…..vaise hi maine uske kaan me ek jhannatedar thappad rasid kar diya…vo vahi dhadam se jamin par girte hi apna kaan daba ke dard se chillane laga.
Unme se kisi ko bhi aisa kuch hone ki shayad ummid nahi thi…..lekin jab unke sathi ko kas ke thappad pada to vo sabhi sakte me aa gaye.
Pahla—sale teri itni himmat ki tune hamare sathi par hath uthaya….chalo maro sale ko….aaj ki shuruwat isse hi karte hain.
Raj (ungli ghumate huye)—sab jaha ho vahi ruk jao……Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.
Pahla (chounk kar jor se)—arey ye to vahi hai……achcha hua ki tu hame yahi mil gaya….tu hame janta nahi ki hum koun hain…. ? tune deshraj aur thakur sahab se dushmani mol li hai…..ab to tujhe bhagwan bhi nahi bacha sakta….maro isko.
Raj—Aand Chahe Jitna Bhi Bada Ho Jaye…Rahta Vo Hamesha Laand Ke Niche hi Hai……tere thakur aur deshraj jaise 24 ghante mere lund ke niche latakte rahte hain.
Dusra—bahanch*tadaaakkkkk…..aaaaaaaaaa…..marrrrrrrr gayyyyyaaaaaaa
Un sabhi ke paas hockey kit thi…..jaise hi dusre admi ne mujhe marne ke liye hockey upar ki….maine uske marne se pahle hi usko bahra kar diya…..kaan me thappad lagte hi usko sunayi dena bhi band ho gaya aur vaha se khoon bahne laga shayad kaan ka parda phat gaya tha uske…akhir thappad bhi to ek saand ka pada tha usko.
Panchwa (jor se)—ye tune theek nahi kiya lounde…..shayad tujhe pata nahi ki hum kiske admi hain…..thakur sahab ke….ab tu nahi bachega…chalo sab maro madarchod ko
Teeno ek sath hockey lekar mere upar toot pade…..maine bhi mamla jyada garam hote dekh apni chamde ki belt nikal li…. jaise hi unhone mere upar hockey marne ke liye jor se vaar kiya….to main ek taraf ko hat gaya jaldi se….aur unke palatne se pahle hi unki pith laat aur belt se lal karni shuru kar di.
Unko sambhalne ka mauka hi nahi diya maine…..par tabhi unme se ek jisko maine pahle kaan me mara tha….mera dhyan uski taraf tha nahi….uss bahanchod ne piche se meri pith par ek hockey maar di.
Mera gussa satve aas man par pahuch gaya….turant palat kar ek jhatke me uski gardan daboch li aur paas me hi kisi ne apne ghar ki neev me bharne ke liye pattharo ka dher lagaya hua tha, usme le ja kar uska sar jor se patak diya.
Uski khopdi ka darwaja khul gaya aur vo turant swarg sidhar gaya….uske baki ke admiyo ne jab apne sathi ki ye halat aur apni halat dekhi to unke dil me khauf aur dahshat bahut jyada haavi ho gayi.
Vo sab mujhse darr kar apni jaan bachane ke liye yaha vaha bhagne lage ….lekin mere upar to ab khoon sawar ho chuka tha…..main bhi unke piche doud pada.
Raj (chillate huye)—kaha bhag rahe ho hinjhado……sale lawde…… tumhari maa ko chodu….
Doudte huye hi maine unki ek hockey uthayi…aur phenk kar ek ke sir par mara to vo vahi gir gaya…..uske girte hi maine tarike se usko bajane laga aur tab tak bajata raha jab tak ki usne dum nahi tod diya.
Raj (gusse me )—Fategi Aaj Se Sab Ki Fategi,…Iss Saand Se Kisi Ki Nahi Bachegi.
Baki teen sale kaha bhag gaye apni gaand bacha kar pata nahi……lekin ye sab vakya paas ke hi ganne ke khet se chhup kar koi dekh raha tha….
Vo sab mujhse darr kar apni jaan bachane ke liye yaha vaha bhagne lage ….lekin mere upar to ab khoon sawar ho chuka tha…..main bhi unke piche doud pada.
Raj (chillate huye)—kaha bhag rahe ho hinjhado……sale lawde…… tumhari maa ko chodu….
Doudte huye hi maine unki ek hockey uthayi…aur phenk kar ek ke sir par mara to vo vahi gir gaya…..uske girte hi maine tarike se usko bajane laga aur tab tak bajata raha jab tak ki usne dum nahi tod diya.
Raj (gusse me )—Fategi Aaj Se Sab Ki Fategi,…Iss Saand Se Kisi Ki Nahi Bachegi.
Baki teen sale kaha bhag gaye apni gaand bacha kar pata nahi……lekin ye sab vakya paas ke hi ganne ke khet se chhup kar koi dekh raha tha….
Ab Aage…….
Unn teeno ke bhag jane ke pashchat main kuch der tak vahi ruka raha jab gussa kuch kam hua tab mujhe vastavik paristhiti ka andaza hua ki abhi abhi kya kiya hai maine.
Raj (mann me)—uuiii sala ye dono to lagta hai sach much me tapak gaye….ab tak to unn teeno haramiyo ne thakur ko poori ram kahani bhi suna di hogi…..ye thakur aur deshraj madarchod mujhe chain se bur bhi nahi chodne dete…jaldi se yaha se khisk lena hi faydemand hai inn haramiyo ke aane se pahle hi.
Main vaha se uth kar jaise hi jane ko hua to tabhi kisi ne awaz dekar mujhe rukne ko kaha….vaise to main bilkul bhi rukne ke mood me nahi tha kintu awaz kisi aurat ki thi aur jani pahchani lagi to rukna pada.
Main jaise hi palta to smne ke ganne ke khet se chhamiya nikal kar bahar aayi aur hafte huye mere aage khadi ho gayi… din ke ujale me jaise hi maine chhamiya ki khubsurti ko dekha to bas dekhta hi rah gaya…..pahle to mujhe thoda darr laga lekin phir raat ki ghatna yaad aate hi uski taraf se tasalli ho gayi.
Raj—tum yaha kya kar rahi ho….. ?
Chhamiya (hafte huye)—vo deshraj ke admi mujhe khojte huye subah subah mere ghar aa gaye the to main khidki se kood kar yaha khet me chhip gayi thi…..lekin tumne inhe jaan se kyo maar diya….. ?
Raj—ohhh…iska matlab tune sab dekh liya…..ye deshraj aur thakur ke hi admi hain….kal raat me maine tumhe bachaya tha na to aaj mujhe dhoond rahe the……ab main agar inko nahi marta to ye mujhe maar dete.
Chhamiya—yaha se jaldi chalo….nahi to vo deshraj kamina kabhi bhi yaha aa sakta hai…..khet ke andar hi andar se nikal chalo.
Raj (chalte huye)—to ab tum kaha jaogi….. ?
Chhamiya—samajh me nahi aata ki kaha jau……?
Raj—tumhara admi abhi nahi chhuta kya jail se….. ?
Chhamiya—vo harami deshraj kahta hai ki thane aa kar unko le jau….lekin main janti hu ki vo mujhe kyo bula raha hai vaha.
Raj (mann me)—deshraj ki kya galti hai…..tera husn hi itna jaan leva hai ki jo bhi dekh le uska lund khada ho jayega….ek na ek din isko poori nangi kar ke chodunga jarur aur vo bhi iski poori marzi se….
Abhi hum ganne ka khet paar kar ke ja hi rahe the ki samne se uska pati govind aata hua dikh gaya….uski halat dekhte hi samajh me aa gaya ki usko bahut peeta gaya hai.
Govind ko dekhte hi chhamiya usse lipat ke rone lagi aur jo kuch deshraj ne uske sath kiya vo sab batane lagi…usne mere bare me bhi bataya to usne mere aage hath jod liye.
Govind—sahab aap ne mujh garib ki izzat bacha kar bahut bada upkar kiya hai….jo main kabhi nahi chuka sakta… mujhe jail se chhudane me bhi jarur apka hi koi hath hai warna vo janwar mujhe kabhi nahi chhodta.
Chhamiya—mere chakkar me deshraj inka bhi dushman ban gaya hai…..aaj bhi usne inke upar hamla karwaya jisme uss kutte ke do admi marr gaye…..ye sach me bahut bahadur hain warna deshraj aur thakur ke samne koi sir tak nahi uthata hai.
Govind—jo bhi hua bahut galat hua…..vo ab apko jeene nahi dega aur na hi hum dono ko….sahab aap kahi shahar chhod kar door chale jao.
Raj—aur tum kaha jaoge…… ?
Chhamiya—hum dono ke paas aatma hatya karne ke siwa koi dusra rasta nahi hai ab……jinda rahi to vo harami meri izzat loote bina nahi manega isse achcha marna hi theek hai.
Raj—jab yahi karna tha to mera tumhe bachane aur thakur aur deshraj se dushmani lene ka kya fayda nikla…. ? waah… bahut badhiya ehsaan chuka rahe ho dono.
Govind—to aap hi batao ki hum kya kare… ? kaha jaye hum….? Hamare paas to itne paise bhi nahi hain ki kahi door jakar gujar basar kar le….malik ke marne ke baad sab hamare dushman ban gaye hain.
Tabhi vaha bahut si gadiyo ke aane ki awaz sunayi padi to hum ek ped ke piche chhup kar dekhne lage….karib char gadiya security officer ki aur bees gadiya thakur ke admiyo ki thi….
Raj—isse pahle ki vo hame dekh le yaha se fauran nikal chalo
Chhamiya—lekin jayenge kaha…. ?
Raj—chalo to sahi pahle
Vo mere piche piche ek khet me ghus gaye phir se….uske andar hi andar chalte huye hum main road tak pahuch gaye… vaha se auto pakad kar bus stand aa gaye.
Bus Stand pahuch kar maine acp jyoti ko call kar ke poori ghatna batayi to usne mujhe chhamiya aur govind ke sath apne ghar aane ko kaha.
Main vaha se bus pakad kar dono ke sath jyoti ke ghar chala gaya jaha vo mera hi intazar kar rahi thi….ab tak dophar ho chuki thi…..arushi mami, dimple, shilpa aur rashmi didi ka phone bhi kayi baar aaya lekin maine dhyan nahi diya…. chhamiya aur govinda to apne samne security officer wali ko dekh kar ghabra gaye aur meri oor dekhne lage.
Raj—ghabrane ki koi jarurat nahi hai….yaha tum dono surakshit ho….?
Chhamiya—lekin……
Jyoti—chinta mat karo…tum dono ke bare me raj ne mujhe sab bata diya hai…..tum dono yaha rah sakte ho….deshraj aur thakur ke admi yaha tak nahi pahuch sakte.
Govinda—shukriya madam….isme hamara koi dosh nahi hai…hamare sath julm hi itna kiya hai security officer ne ki ab……
Jyoti—sab security officer wale ek jaise nahi hote….yaha tum log nishchint ho kar raho.
Chhamiya—ji mem sahab
Jyoti—aur tum….apne aap ko bahut bada hero samajhte ho….? Tumhe pata bhi hai ki tumne kya kiya hai…..?
Raj—vo sale mariyal the….ek thappad me hi marr gaye to ab isme meri kya galti hai…..vaise bhi kya farak padta hai….?
Jyoti—shayad tum abhi thakur ko achchi tarah se jante nahi ho…..tumhari poori family kitni badi musibat me phans jayegi agar tumhara sketch banwa diya unn teeno logo ne to, ye tum nahi jante.
Raj—meri family ki taraf agar kisi ne ankh bhi uthayi to uski poori zamin banzar kar dunga main..…..
Jyoti—thakur ki taqat ko tum abhi jante nahi ho….
Raj—to ab mujhe kya karna chahiye…..?
Jyoti—ab vohi ek tarika hai, jo maine bataya tha….warna tum aur tumhari family ko thakur se koi nahi bacha sakta phir.
Raj (kuch soch kar)—theek hai…mujhe apki baat manzoor hai.
Jyoti—to theek hai, kal yahi par aa jana….sabse pahle main tumhe trained karungi…..aage kya karna hai ye kal main tumhe samjha dungi.
Raj—ok…to main chalta hu
Jyoti—kaha jaoge…..vaha abhi sab tumhe kutte ki tarah talash kar rahe honge…..abhi ruko yahi
Uske baad jyoti ne chhamiya aur govinda ke rahne ke liye kamra dikhane le gayi, main bhi unke sath hi gaya…anayas hi mera dhyan chalte samay uske matakte huye chutdo par chala gaya.
Raj (mann me)—haay…kya mast chutad hain…..jab kapde ke upar se itne bade bade hain to nange hone par kaise dikhte honge….? Haaye jyoti madam ek baar ek baar apne in chutdo ko nange kar ke dikha do…..kaash ek baar ye gaand pelne ko mil jaye to maza aa jayega.
Jate huye jyoti ne palat ke mujhe ghoor ke dekha to main sakpaka gaya aur dusri oor dekhne laga…..jyoti ne ek room khol kar dono ko dikhaya…..usme bed vagairah sab kuch tha.
Jyoti—aaj se tum dono yaha raho…..bathroom attached hai….bagal me kitchen hai….agar kisi cheez ki jarurat ho to mujhe bata dena.
Chhamiya—ji mem sahab
Jyoti—theek hai tum dono fresh ho jao….aur kuch kha lo…..raj tum chalo mere room me
Jyoti aage aage chalne lagi….na chahte huye bhi mera nazar uske madmast chutdo par phir se atak gayi….chalte huye uske matakte chutad kahar dha rahe the….lund to poore ufan par aa chuka tha….mujhse kuch kahne ke liye jaise hi jyoti palti to usne mujhe phir se apne chutdo ko lalchayi nazaro se ghurte pakad liya.
Jyoti (ankhe dikhate huye)—kya harkat hai ye sab…..?
Raj (sakpaka kar)—na…naaa….madam…maine apki gaand bilkul nahi dekhi.
Jyoti (shocked)—whatttt…..?
Raj (sir jhuka kar)—i’m sorry madam…..dubara aisi galti nahi hogi
Jyoti—dubara ye galti to tum kar chuke ho…..lekin dhyan rahe aage aisa na ho……ye sab harkate band kar do.
Raj (dhire se)—ek baar apni ye phooli huyi gaand de do phir sab band kar dunga jyoti darling.
Jyoti (ankhe phad kar)—kyaaaa kahaaa tumneee…..?
Raj—nahi..nahii madam…maine apki gaand ke baare me kuch nahi kaha, sachchi…..
Jyoti (sakhti se)—matlab sudhroge nahi tum……?
Raj—sorry madam
Jyoti—tum haal me TV dekho tab tak… jab tak main naha leti hu….phir khana lagati hu.
jyoti madam apne kapde le kar bathroom me ghus gayi aur main haall me aa gaya….lekin mann me baar baar ye ichcha paida hone lagi ki kyo na jyoti madam ko nahate huye ek bar dekh lu…shayad kuch dikh hi jaye.
Bas kya tha ye vichar mann me aate hi mere kadam khud ba khud jyoti ke kamre ki taraf badh gaye….kamre me pahuchte hi maine bina koi awaz kiye bathroom me lage darwaje ke key hole par apni ankhe chipka di.
Jyoti—tum haal me TV dekho tab tak… jab tak main naha leti hu….phir khana lagati hu.
jyoti madam apne kapde le kar bathroom me ghus gayi aur main haall me aa gaya….lekin mann me baar baar ye ichcha paida hone lagi ki kyo na jyoti madam ko nahate huye ek bar dekh lu…shayad kuch dikh hi jaye.
Bas kya tha ye vichar mann me aate hi mere kadam khud ba khud jyoti ke kamre ki taraf badh gaye….kamre me pahuchte hi maine bina koi awaz kiye bathroom me lage darwaje ke key hole par apni ankhe chipka di.
Ab Aage……..
Key hole me ankhe chipkate hi lund ne jor se jhatka khaya….andar jyoti apne chehre par sabun laga rahi thi….halanki usne abhi tak apne kapde utare nahi the phir bhi meri giddh ki door drishti wali ankhe uske kapdo ke andar kaid jawani ko nangi dekh rahi thi.
Vaise to maine apni iss ab tak ki chhoti si zindagi me kayi ladkiyo aur aurato ko poori nangi dekh chuka tha aur unki bur me apna lund pel pel kar unke chhed ko khoob chouda bhi kar diya tha magar kisi security officer wali ko nangi dekhne ka saubhagya aaj pahli baar mil raha tha.
Sabun lage chehre ko achchi tarah se dhone ke baad usne kuch der idhar udhar dekha…meri gaand phati to maine nazare key hole se hata li…..kintu usko nangi dekhne ke liye mann bahut machal raha tha……phir achanak ek kahawat yaad aayi ki gaand phate to phate par power na ghate.
Bas phir kya tha….gada di ankhe punah key hole par…..lekin ye kya…..? ye to abhi tak nangi nahi huyi thi….jabki yaha to upar se niche tak aag lag gayi thi.
Akhir usko bhi kuch taras aa gaya aur usne dhire dhire apne kapde utarna shuru kiye …..mere dil ki dhadkane tez ho gayi….kurta utarte hi samiz beech me aa gayi.
Raj (mann me)—arey burchodi….jaldi utar na……ye kya bank ke lone ki tarah ek ek kar ke utar rahi hai….phad de iss samiz ko……haaye kitne bade bade kabutar lag rahe hain.
Aur agle hi pal pani me aag lag gayi……dil me bijliya kadakne lagi…..usne jaise hi apni salwar ka nada khola to vo sarsarate huye jamin par ja gira…..aur mujhe lagne laga ki main BP ka mariz ho jaunga ab to.
Agar BP ka mariz ye scene dekh leta to vaise hi marr jata……..itni gori aur chikni maansal janghe maine abhi tak kisi ki nahi dekhi thi…..baal ka ek bhi namo nishan nahi tha.
Uska ka chehra meri hi taraf tha……dono janghe aapas me bilkul chipki huyi thi…..dono jangho ki jado me kafi phoola hua lag raha tha……panty me se ek patli lakir bani huyi dikhayi de rahi thi jo uske pet ke niche se shuru ho kar jangho ki jad tak aa rahi thi.
Aise mamlo me to main vaise bhi bahut samajhdar aur door darshi honhar ladka tha……Main turant samajh gaya ki ye panty ke andar ye phooli huyi jagah iss ACP Jyoti madam ki bur hai.
Bur ka ehsaas hote hi lund tandav karne laga….kal se vaise bhi koi bur usko pelne ko nahi mili thi…..gaon me koi din khali nahi jata tha …kisi na kisi ki bur chodne ko mil hi jati thi.
Lund ko bahar nikal kar maine sahlana shuru kar diya….nazare key hole se tas se mas nahi hone di…..salwar kholne ke baad jyoti niche baith kar shower on kar ke nahane lagi…..aur apne poore gore jism me sabun lagane lagi.
Sabun lagate huye usne apna ek hath samiz ke andar ghusa diya aur kabutaro ko bhi sabun me bhigo diya….abhi tak uska muh meri hi taraf tha….kuch der tak samiz ke andar hath ghused ke sabun lagane ke baad usne ek hath panty me ghusa diya.
Udhar usne panty me hath ghusaya aur idhar meri lund sahlane ki speed tez ho gayi…..kuch der tak panty ke andar chhupi bur ko ragadne ke baad vo pahli baar palti to jaise kayamat hi aa gayi.
Aisa laga jaise upar wale ne do bade bade tarbooj uske piche chipka diye ho…..ekdam gori chikni gaand thi jyoti madam ki panty ka to pata hi nahi tha..shayad vo itne bade bade chootdo ko chhipane me khud ko asmarth pa kar dono chootdo ki daraar me chhip gayi thi.
Jyoti madam khoob mal mal kar apni gaand me sabun lagane lagi aur main unki madmast gaand ko dekhte huye louda hilane laga….akhir usne apni samiz bhi utar kar jism se alag kar di kintu choochiyo ko bra ki qaid se azad nahi kiya.
Bas kabhi gaand me sabun lagati to kabhi panty me hath ghusa kar apni bur se chhed khani karti….beech beech me bra me bhi hath ghusa ke chuchiyo ko masal kar sabun dhone lagti.
Lund hilate huye pata nahi kab meri ankhe band ho gayi aur main khwabo me hi jyoti ko hachak hachak kar chodne laga.. idhar mera pani nikla aur udhar achanak bathroom ka darwaja khula…..aur phir main andar ki taraf dhadam se gir pada.
Farsh par girte hi meri ankhe khul gayi…..samne jyoti madam khadi mujhe gusse se ghure ja rahi thi…..meri to bolti hi band ho gayi thi….dimag to jaise shunya ho chuka tha.
Jyoti (chillate huye)—kya rahe the tum yaha…..?
Raj (haklate huye)—kkk..kuch nahi madam……kasam se maine apko nahate huye nangi bilkul bhi nahi dekha….
Jyoti (chilla kar)—kyaaaaaaaaaa……? You…bastard tumhari himmat kaise huyi, mere sath aisi harkat karne ki….? Main chahu to teri poori zindagi hawalat me hi sad jayegi….get out from here.
Jyoti madam mujhe marne hi wali thi ki tabhi unki nazar saand ke laand par pad gayi aur unki hriday gati badh gayi… mujhe jab ehsaas hua to maine jaldi se lund ko pant ke andar kar ke vaha se bhag gaya.
Jyoti bas awaak khadi dekhti rah gayi…..main phir vaha nahi ruka aur sidha bus stand pahuch gaya….idhar jyoti ko jab hosh aaya to doud kar bahar aayi lekin tab tak main ja chuka tha.
Usne turant call lagana chalu kar diya…..pahle to maine ignore kiya lekin jab call baar baar aata raha to majbur hoke call pick kar liya.
Jyoti—kaha ho tum abhi ke abhi vapis aao.
Raj—vo…vo…main bus se gaon vapis ja raha hu…..and jo kuch hua uske liye sorry.
Jyoti—tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho…tumhe pata bhi hai ki thakur aur deshraj ke admi tumhe har jagah pagal kutte ki tarah talash kar rahe hain…..main kuch sunna nahi chahti….abhi ke abhi yaha vapis aao.
Raj—sorry….aap kisi aur ko apne kaam ke liye dhoond lijiye…..aur rahi baat thakur ki……to uski maa ka bhosda.
Jyoti—dekho raj….jo bhi hua usko bhool jao….main tumhe uss bare me kuch nahi kahungi….bas tum jaldi se vapis aao.. tumhari jaan ko khatra hai..samajhte kyo nahi tum…..?
Baate karte huye hi main gaon ke krib pahuch gaya…..bus se utarne ke baad Main abhi kuch kahne hi ja raha tha ki tabhi…dhaaanyyy….dhaaaanyyyy…..uske baad kya hua mujhe kuch yaad nahi raha.
Jyoti (chillate huye)-Rajjjjjjjj
Jyoti—tum pagal to nahi ho gaye ho…tumhe pata bhi hai ki thakur aur deshraj ke admi tumhe har jagah pagal kutte ki tarah talash kar rahe hain…..main kuch sunna nahi chahti…. abhi ke abhi yaha vapis aao.
Raj—sorry….aap kisi aur ko apne kaam ke liye dhoond lijiye …..aur rahi baat thakur ki……to uski maa ka bhosda.
Jyoti—dekho raj….jo bhi hua usko bhool jao….main tumhe uss bare me kuch nahi kahungi….bas tum jaldi se vapis aao.. tumhari jaan ko khatra hai..samajhte kyo nahi tum…..?
Baate karte huye hi main gaon ke krib pahuch gaya…..bus se utarne ke baad Main abhi kuch kahne hi ja raha tha ki tabhi…dhaaanyyy….dhaaaanyyyy…..uske baad kya hua mujhe kuch yaad nahi raha.
Jyoti (chillate huye)—Raaajjjjjjjjj
Ab Aage…….
Jyoti ka mann kisi ashanka se ghabra gaya…usne turant security officer thane me call kar ke raj ki call location batane ko kaha… pata chalte hi vo turant udhar ke liye rawana ho gayi.
Asal me hua ye tha ki deshraj aur thakur ke chamche mujhe har jagah talash kar rahe the…..unn teeno ne bhag kar rahul ko sab bata diya jisse vo baukhala gaya.
Ek admi—hum kya karte thakur sahab…vo sala pagal janwar hai…..bahut hi bedardi se marta hai….itna khatarnak admi to hamne poori life me nahi dekha.
Rahul (chillate huye)—salo tum log kisi kaam ke nahi ho…paanch log mil ke ek ladke ko nahi maar sake….ulta usne tumhere do sathiyo kp maar diya..aur tum kayar yaha mere paas jaan bacha ke bhag aaye…..tumhe kya lagta hai ki main tumhe jinda chhod dunga…..?
Deshraj—nahi rahul sahab…..abhi ye hamare kaam aa sakte hain….kewal ye teen hi hain jinhone uss harami ka chehra dekha hai……ab yahi hame uss tak pahuchane me madad karenge.
Rahul (gusse me)—inn teeno ko alag alag team me lekar jao…. talash karo uss kutte ki…..mujhe vo aaj hi chahiye….agar khali hath loute to tum me se koi bhi jinda nahi rahega….tum sab ki bahan, biwi aur betiyo se dhandha karwaunga main…un sab ko randi bana dunga main…ab jao yaha se….
Vo sab 25-25 logo ki teen team bana kar meri talash me nikal gaye….chunki main gaon se bus stand ki oor ja raha tha isliye ek team bus stand ki taraf….ek sab kheto me aur ek team gaon me chhanbean karne lagi.
Dophar ho chuki thi lekin kamyabi kisi ke hath nahi aayi thi aur na hi kisi tarah ka koi surag hi unke hath laga tha… rahul thakur ki dhamki ki vajah se vapis bhi nahi lout sakte the…isliye majburi me thak haar kar sabhi bus stand me hi ekattha ho gaye aur vaha se aane jane wali sabhi bus aur vahan check karte rahe.
Sanyog se ussi samay main jyoti se baat karte huye bus se niche utra hi tha ki tabhi unn gaanduo me se kisi ki nazar mere upar pad gayi aur vo jor jor se chilla utha.
Vo—vo…rahaa….vo…raha….bus ke…paas me…..pink shirt wala…..
Ek ke baad teeno madarchod chillane lage…..sab ka dhyan turant meri taraf ho gaya…aur vo sab mujhe pakadne ke liye meri taraf bhage……jabki mera dhyan to jyoti se baat karne me laga hua tha.
Tabhi unme se kisi ne fire kar diya…..goli direct mere sir ke aar paar ho gayi…mobile hath se chhitak kar door ja gira..uske baad jaise hi girte huye maine palat ke dekha to samajh gaya ki ye sab koun hain…..niche girne ke baad meri ankhe dhire dhire band hoti chali gayi……uske baad kya hua kuch dhyan nahi.
Unhone ye khush khabri turant rahul ko phone par batayi…. jisse rahul khushi se uchhal pada aur raj ki dead body ko uske paas lane ko kaha jaldi se.
Idhar jyoti tezi se apni gadi bhagate huye mere paas tak atishighra pahuchne ki koshish kar rahi thi..jo ki location usne pata ki thi…kintu jab vo location tak pahuchi to vaha deshraj ke security officer karmiyo aur thakur ke admiyo ko raj ki body gadi me rakhte huye dekh kar vahi ruk gayi.
Uski akhiri ummid bhi aaj dharashayi ho chuki thi thakur se apne bhai aur didi ki mout ka badla lene ki….rah rah kar use apne upar gussa aane laga ki kyo usne raj ko itni jor se daanta…vo usko aram se bhi to samjha sakti thi…kintu ab kya ho sakta tha.
Ye area deshraj ke under me aata tha isliye vo jyada kuch hastakshep bhi nahi kar sakti thi….Lihaja mayus ho kar apne sapno ko bikharte huye dekhti ja rahi thi….uski ankho me pani bhar aaya tha….raj se milne ke baad uske mann me asha ka ek deep jala tha ki shayad vo raj ki madad se thakur se badla lene ke sath hi sath apni maa aur bhabhi ki bhi halat sudhar sakti hai….magar ab sab kuch khatam ho chuka tha….apne aap ko gunahgar mante huye anshu bahati rahi vahi khade khade vo jane kab tak.
Udhar jab meri ankh khuli to badi hi ajib jaisi dikhne wali jagah par apne aap ko paya….turant baith kar main charo taraf dekhne laga.
Mere samne ek bade se bhainse par ek admi baitha tha..sar me mukut aur hath me gada liye huye….ankhe uski ekdam lal thi…uske niche ke ek chote singhasan par ek admi bahut badi kitab liye baitha tha.
Kuch log jo ki dekhne se hi bade bhayanak aur kaale kalute the..kisi na kisi ko vaha pakad ke late aur uss bhainse wale ke samne khada kar dete…vo kitab wala apni kitab me dekh dekh kar uske baare me kuch batata aur phir vo bhainse wala koi faisala suna deta…uske baad uss admi ko jisko ki laya gaya tha, usko le jate the.
Maine niche dekha to jamin ka to kahi pata hi nahi tha…bas dhuwa hi dhuwa ud raha tha har jagah…lekin sugandh badhiya thi….akhir mera naam bhi pukara gaya to main bhi uss kitab wale ke paas khada kar diya gaya.
Raj—bhai ye koun sa sarkash ho raha hai…..? aur tum kiska role kar rahe ho….. ?
“Sarkash…..! ye tumhe sarkash nazar aata hai….? Dekha maharaj ye hame jokar kah raha hai.” Uss kitab wale ne meri baat se chounk kar kaha.
“Bachche..ye koi sarkash ka khel nahi hai….yaha har manav ke karmo ke adhar par uska faisala hota hai….ye Yampuri hai” Bhains par baithe admi ne kaha.
Raj—hahaha….achcha….tab to tum nishchit hi Yamraj aur ye chapad ganju Chitragupta hona chahiye..hai na…hihihihi
Yamraj—avashya….hum khud yamraj hain aur ye chitragupta…aur tumhe marne ke baad yaha laya gaya hai.
Raj—kyaaa main sach me mar gaya hu…..vaise chalo achcha hi hua…uss sale thakur se picha to chhuta….. (dhire se) vaise chitragupta bhai…maine suna hai ki swarg lok me rahne wali apsarao ki gaand badi mast hoti hai….tum to roj hi pelte hoge….mere liye bhi .kisi ki jugad karo na.
Chitragupta (chounk kar)— maharajjjjj…ye dushta behad ashlil baate karta hai….. sath me hamara mazak uda raha hai…. isko ubalte huye tel me dalne ka adesh de dijiye.
Yamraj—pahle iske karm batao hame…ki isne kya kya paap kiye hain…?
Chitragupta ki baat sunke main hasne laga…..vo chidh gaya…aur jaldi jaldi apni kitab ke panne palatne laga…kafi der ho gayi thi lekin vo page hi palat raha tha ab tak.
Yamraj—kya hua chitragupta…itna vilamb kyo lag raha hai….?
Chitragupta (mujhe ghurte huye)—maharaj lagta hai ki hamare doot kisi galat admi ki aatma ko uske sharir se nikal laye hain …. iss paapi ki umra abhi bahut lambi hai.
Yamraj—to phir iski aatma ko turant iske sharir me bhijwa do isse pahle ki iske sharir ka antim sanskar kar de koi.
Chitragupta—doot…isko turant iske sharir me vapis pahucha do.
Raj—aise kaise pahucha do….main ab kahi nahi jaunga……abhi ja kar sab ko bataunga main ki yaha kya kya ghotala ho raha hai.
Chitragupta—maharaj…ye ladka bahut khatarnak lag raha hai ….agar ye baat dev lok tak chali gayi to hamari badi badnami hogi…
Yamraj—doot isko jaldi le jao.
Doot mujhe pakad kar vaha se vapis le jane lage…..aur mujhe vaha le aaye jaha mera sharir tha….lekin ye kya…vaha to deshraj aur rahul thakur ke alawa unke hi admi khade the….
Tabhi ek admi ne rahul ke hath me bada sa dibba de diya…..shayad ye petrol tha…..usne dhakkan khol kar mere jism me petrol chhidakne laga….ye dekh kar mujhe gussa aa gaya….tabhi deshraj ne machis nikal li.
Raj (chillate huye)—arey…ruk jaoooo madarchodo……tumhari maa ko chodu……apne baap ka maal samajh rakha hai kya.. ? tumhari maa ka bhosda maru…lawdo……ruk jaoooo
Main tezi se deshraj ki taraf douda….lekin tab tak usne machis jala kar mere sharir par phenk di….aur mera jism dhu dhu kar aag me jalne laga…aur vo sab jor jor se hase ja rahe the.
Main gusse me deshraj aur rahul ko marne laga lekin mera hath unki body ke aar par ho jata tha…..kintu unko koi chot nahi aa rahi thi.
Maine bahut koshish kiya kintu unka kuch nahi bigad paya….. ab mujhe unn dooto ke upar gussa aane lagi thi…mujhe gussa dekh kar vo mujhe phir se yamraj ke samne le jakar khada kar diye.
Chitragupta (chounk kar—iss adharmi ko phir se yaha le aaye tum log.
Unn dooto ne sari baat kah sunayi, jisko sunne ke baad vo dono bhi pareshan ho gaye aur aapas me vichar vimarsh karne lage.
Raj (gusse me)—ye sab aap logo ki laparwahi se hua hai…..ye baat ab high court aur supreme court tak jayegi.
Yamraj—ye kaha jane ki baat kar raha hai chitragupta….. ?
Chitragupta—maharaj mujhe to lagta hai ki ye brahma lok aur vishnu lok ja kar hamari shikayat karne ki baat kar raha hai agar aisa ho gaya to hum kahi ke nahi rahenge maharaj….jaldi se iska koi upay sochiye.
Yamraj—tumhare vichar se kya karna chahiye…. ?
Chitragupta—maharaj..main to kahta hu ki kisi dusre mrit sharir me iski aatma ko pravesh kara dijiye.
Raj—mujhe kewal apna sharir chahiye…warna iss galat nirnay ka dand aap dono ko main dilwa kar rahunga.
Yamraj—chitragupta…ye to manne ko taiyyar hi nahi hai
Chitragupta (dhire se)—maharaj…..phir to ek hi upay hai…ye bhi khush ho jayega aur hamari bhi izzat bach jayegi.
Yamraj—kya hai vo upay…..?
Chitragupta—Maharaj….hamare dooto se ye galti isliye huyi kyon ki iss ladke raj aur jisko marna tha uski shakal ek jaisi hai.. agar hum raj ki aatma ko uske sharir me daal de to koi farak nahi padega….kyon ki dono humshakal hain….aur isko apna sharir bhi mil jayega.
Yamraj–tum theek kahte ho….Yahi upay iss samay sarvottam hai….
Chitrgupta–doot isko le jao aur jisko vastav me lana tha, uski aatma ko sharir se nikal kar usme isko pravesh kara do.
Raj—mujhe mera vahi sharir chahiye……? Main kuch nahi janta…aap mera sharir mujhe vapis do….
Yamraj—hum tumhe tumhara hi sharir de rahe hain…bilkul tumhare jaisa….tumhare pahle ke sharir aur iss sharir me koi antar nahi hoga.
Raj—theek hai….agar aisa hai to mujhe manzoor hai…kintu main pahle check karunga….aap logo ka kya bharosa, kab mujhe chuna laga do…..?
Yamraj—hamara kathan kabhi mithya nahi hota hai…yaha se jane ke pashchat jaise hi tumhari aatma sharir dharan karegi tumhe yaha ka kuch bhi smaran nahi rahega.
Raj—vo to main dekh hi raha hu….kitne bade lafde baaz ho tum dono.
Yamraj—doot jao le jao isko pakad kar aur ab ki baar sahi vyakti ki aatma ko nikalna uske sharir se.
Raj (dooto ko ungli dikhate huye)—vahi ruk jao… “Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.” main khud chalta hu tum logo ke sath
Yamdoot—theek hai ..to chalo phir.
Raj (raste me)—tum log to roj yaha ki apsarao ko nangi dekhte hoge aur khoob chodte bhi hoge….unki gaand maarne me to khoob maza aata hoga na tum logo ko…..?
Yamdoot—Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare…hum aisa kaam nahi karte.
Raj —Par mann to khoob karta hoga na..kisi ki bur me lund pelne ka…..?
Yamdoot—hum doot hain….hame bhala aisa saubhagya kaha milne wala hai.
Raj—Tumhari jagah agar main hota na to ab tak sab ki bur ko bhosda bana chuka hota….vaise kisi ki bur dekhi hai ki nahi ab tak tum dono ne….?
Yamdoot—Ab Ye bur kya hoti hai…. ?
Raj—Tum logo ka kuch nahi ho sakta….tum dono ek dusre ka sarka pito (muth marna)….salo lawdo bur nahi jante….? yaha se jane ke baad sabse pahle kisi apsara ki dono jangho ke beech me dekhna usko poori nangi kar ke.
Doot ek jagah mujhe le gaye….jaha meri hi shakal ke ek admi ko kuch gunde jam kar pitne me lage huye the….
Kuch der uski pitayi karne ke baad vo sab usko vahi chhod ke chale gaye……vo behosh ho chuka tha.
Yamdooto ne tabhi uske sharir se uski aatma nikal li….apne jaisa sharir dekh kar main bhi hairan ho gaya…sab kuch mere jaisa hi tha….uska sharir mujhe pasand aa gaya aur usme unhone mujhe pravist kar diya.
Mujhe jab hosh aaya to khud ko ek sunsan jagah par jamin me lete huye paya….maine jaise hi uthne ki koshish ki to poore jism me dard mahsoos hone laga.
Main sharir ke jis bhag me bhi hath lagata vahi dard ki tez lahar doud jati….tabhi mujhe yaad aaya jo ki aaj bus stand me mere sath ghatit hua tha.
Raj—ohhhh…..madarchodo ne dhokhe se goli mar di…..sale ek baar bata to dete goli chalane se pahle…..(sir me hath ferte huye)—hhhh…ye kya….. ? sir to mera sahi salamat hai…..lekin goli to mere sir me hi lagi thi….behosh hone se pahle maine achche se mahsoos kiya tha….mere sir me to kahi dard nahi ho raha hai…..ye kaise ho sakta hai….. ?
Main uth kar baith gaya aur apne poore jism ko achche se dekhne laga…..dard to ho raha tha kintu chot ka kahi koi nishan nahi tha….par kuch baato par dhyan jane ke baad main aur bhi chounk gaya.
Raj (chounk kar)—ye kapde…. ? ye to mere nahi hain….aur mere gale me ye gold ki chain kaha se aa gayi….? Ye jagah koun si hai…..? lagta hai thakur aur uske admiyo ne mujhe kisi chori ke case me fasane ke liye hi mere kapde change kiye honge aur chain pahnayi hogi…..shayad mujhe mar chuka samajh kar yaha phenk kar bhag gaye honge…..? ye chot ka nishan kaha gayab ho gaya…..? aur ye jeb me itne paise ….? khair main ye sab kyo itna soch raha hu……achcha hua ki jaan bach gayi….ye chain ko bech kar kuch paise to milenge…..pahle chalke kuch khana kha leta hu kahi agar koi hotel sotal mil jaye to……lekin mera mobile.. ohhh lagta hai ki salo ne gayab kar diya.
Main itna soch kar vaha se kisi tarah khada hua aur chalte huye main road pakad kar aage badhta gaya….tabhi mujhe ek dhaba dikha to main vahi kuch khane ke uddeshya se chala gaya….vo to achcha hua ki jeb me lagbhag dus hazar pade huye the.
Ladka—kya lagau sahab….?
Raj—ek shahi panir aur butter tanduri , jeera rice, daal fry, dahi aur sath me salad, papad jarur dena……..aur sun ye jagah koun si hai……?
Ladka—ye to hai.
Raj (mann me)—ohhhh teri ki…..[img=33×0]https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/203c.png[/img] itni door phenk kar gaye madarchod……..koi baat nahi……ab to jo jo iss wardat me shamil tha sabki gaand todunga……..aur madarchod thakur…..ab tujhe main bataunga ki saand se bhidne ka natiza kya hota hai……tere khandan ki har ladki aur aurat ki bur me ab ye saand kheti karega.
Thodi der me meri manpasand dish aa gayi…….dard ki vajah se tabiyat kuch theek nahi lag rahi thi isliye jyada kuch khas khaya nahi gaya,…..badi mushkil se kewal 40 roti, aur dus plate rice, dus plate daal, 5 plate dahi, 8 plate salad aur 20-25 papad hi kha paya….vo ladka aur dhabe wala ankhe phade mujhe dekh rahe the.
Raj—bhai kitna bill hua…..?
Manager (upar se niche tak dekhte huye)—5000 rupaye……
Raj (shocked)—5000 rupayeeee……[img=32×0]https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/203c.png[/img] Ye kya bhai……Ek bimar admi ke itne thode se khane ka itna jyada bill……? Bahut loot rahe ho bhai….kuch discount karo na…..meri bimari par to kuch daya karo…
Manager (ghurte huye)—kya kaha…bimarrr …[img=32×0]https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/203c.png[/img] itna sa khanaa….? Ab yaha mere alawa ye khali bartan aur ye dhaba bacha hai, vo bhi kha lo.
Raj—sab jagah garibo ko loota ja raha hai….tum bhi looto…..ab to log bimar logo ko bhi lootne se nahi chhodte.
Manager—5000 rupaye
Raj—haa…haa…de raha hu…..ye lo……gin lo achche se….tumhari tarah dhokhe baaz nahi hu ki rate kuch batau aur phir khane ke baad farzi itna lamba chouda bill bana du.
Manager—ok…poore hain.
Raj (dhire se)—madarchod ne loot liya.
Manager—mujhse kuch kaha kya….. ?
Raj—nahi apne aap se kaha……vaise vo ladka nahi dikh raha hai jo mujhe khana paros raha tha….kaha gaya vo….?
Manager—dhabe ka poora raasan khatam ho gaya hai….vahi lene gaya hai vo…….kyo ab usko bhi kha jaoge kya….? Vo mere dhabe me kaam karne wala eklouta ladka hai.
Raj—maine to aise hi pucha tha…..theek hai chalta hu.
Manager—vaise bhai apke ghar me sab apki tarah hi hain kya….. ?
Raj—nahi….main poore gaon me eklouta piece hu.
Manager—bahut bahut shukar hai bhagwan ka…..
Mann hi mann uss dhabe wale ko gali deta hua main auto pakad ke city aa gaya…..ye jagah mere mama ke gaon se lagbhag 200 km door thi…..ek medical store se pain killer ki tablet le kar khaya aur bus stand a gaya.
Bus milte hi usme chadh gaya….bheed to bahut thi….phir bhi ek admi ko thoda sa khiska kar kisi tarah baith hi gaya… tabhi agle stop par bus me ek sundar mahila chadhi…na chahte huye bhi mann se nikal hi gaya.
Raj (dhire se)—Wah…! Kya mast Gaand hai.
Bagal wala—kya kaha…..?
Raj—arey madam aap yaha aa jaiye…..
Bagal wala—Yaha kaha jagah hai jo usko bula raha hai….?
Raj—chal tu uth yaha se….tujhe itni bhi tamiz nahi hai ki ek aurat khadi hai aur tu baitha hai…chal uth…aao madam.
Bagal wala—main kyu uthu…tu uth ja….vaise bhi tu jabardasti baitha hai….
Raj—main bimar admi hu…..aur mujhe ulti bhi aa rahi hai….wwwwwwwaaa…
Bagal wal—abe ye kya kar raha hai….mere upar hi ulti karega kya….. ?
Raj (uss aurat ko ankh maar kar)—jaldi uth nahi to ulti hone wali hai….aawww
Vo turant hadbada kar apni jagah se jaise hi utha maine fauran uss aurat ko baithne ka ishara kiya…..vo mand mand mushkurati huyi mere bagal me baith gayi.
Vahi dusri taraf govinda ko chhodne ke baad deshraj ne salma ko arrest kar liya….ye sunte hi dayachand security officer station pahuch gaya…jaha deshraj rahul thakur ke jane ke baad abhi abhi aaya hi tha.
Dayachand—ins. Sahab….aapne salma ko kyo giraftar kiya hai…..?
Deshraj—apne husband ke katal ke jurm me.
Dayachand (lagbhag cheekhte huye)—nn…nahi aisa nahi ho sakta……maine ek lakh diye hain, unhe dakarne ke baad tum aisa nahi kar sakte..
Deshraj (jor se)—Juban ko lagaam de dayachand…..mujhse iss lahje me baat karne ki himmat kaise huyi…. ?
Dayachand sakpaka gaya deshraj ke aise jor se gurrane se…..ab uska ravaiya thoda naram ho gaya…..deshraj ne ekcigrette sulgayi aur kash khichne laga.
Dayachand (naram swar)—kuch to khyal kijiye inspector sahab……mera kaam karne ki evaj me aap ek lakh le chuke hain, aisa kahi hota hai ki paisa lekar kaam na kiya jaye….?
Deshraj—kis kaam ka paisa liya tha maine…..?
Dayachand—Govinda ko fasane ka.
Deshraj—Bhool hai teri…….Yeh paisa govinda ko fasane ke liye nahi….balki tujhe bachane ki khatir liya tha…..tere alawa kisi bhi anya ko fasane ke vaade par liya tha…..govinda ko fasane ka idea bhi mera tha aur …..ab salma ko fasane ka idea bhi mera hai.
Dayachand—Agar vah ek lakh rupaya kewal mujhe bachane ka tha, govinda ko fasane ka nahi, to theek hai……salma ko bachane ki kimat bata do….main bhar dunga…..magar bane banaye program me raddobadal mat karo..
Deshraj—O.K……apni mashuqa ke liye itna hi mara ja raha hai to usko bachane ki khatir uski jagah khud ko pesh kar de.
Dayachand (haklate huye)—kkk…kyaaa matlab….?
Deshraj—matlab to bilkul saaf hai bete…..tujhe pesh kar deta hu court me.
Deshraj ki baat sunte hi dayachand ka chehra aise pila pad gaya jaise ek hi jhatke me uske sharir se sara lahoo nichod liya gaya ho….vo deshraj ke samne ghighiyane laga.
Dayachand—akhir aap ko ho kya gaya hai inspector sahab…..?
Deshraj—mujhe tum dono me se ek chahiye…..jaldi faisla kar, khud ko pesh kar raha hai ya phir apni mashuqa ko…. ?
Jad ho kar rah gaya dayachand….muh se kuch bol hi nahi phoot raha tha ab ki kya jawab de deshraj ki baat ka….tabhi deshraj ne uski kalayi pakad li jisse vo aur bhi ghabra gaya.
Deshraj—to chal…..tu hi chal.
Dayachand (ghabrate huye)—nnn..nahiii…..mmmm…mujhse behtar to vo salma hi rahegi….aap usko hi chadha do phansi par.
Deshraj (haste huye)—Good……samajhdar admi ko aisa hi faisla karna chahiye……mashuqa ka kya hai…..ek dhoondho hazar milti hain……aur kabhi kabhi to do chaar bagair dhoondhe hi mil jati hain.
Udhar ghatna sthal se loutne ke baad se hi jyoti ka mood upset ho chuka tha…..vo apne romm me jate hi bistar par gir gayi aur aaj jo bhi hua uske liye khud ko jimmedar samajhne lagi.
Tabhi uske paas commissioner sahab ka call aaya jisme unhone uski duty thakur sahab ke ghar par aaj sham hone wali party ki suraksha vyavastha dekhne ke liye laga di thi.
Jyoti pahle to mana karne wali thi lekin phir na jane kya soch kar usne haa kar di……party me pahuchte hi thakur ki nazar jaise hi jyoti par gayi to uske madak youvan ko dekhte hi thakur ke muh se laar tapakne lagi.
Yahi haal uske dusre sahyogiyo ka bhi tha…..Jyoti ko khubsurat to upar wale ne banaya hi tha…..uska madak youvan usme char chaand laga raha tha…..thakur ne apne ek khas admi ko bula kar uske kaan me kuch kaha uske baad vo admi mand mand mushkurate huye vaha se chala gaya.
Thakur ki party mehmano se khacha khach bhar chuki thi…..har koi ye janne ko betab tha ki thakur sahab ne aaj kis khushi me dawat di hai……State ke lagbhag sabhi bade businessman, Politicians, security officer vibhag ke bade adhikari, Friends, aur uske underworld ke sathi bhi usme shirkat kar rahe the.
State ke CM ke ghar par party ho aur Media wale aur patrakar na pahuche, bhala ye bhi kabhi ho sakta hai…? Vo to aisi masale dar jagaho par bin bulaye hi pahuch jate hain.
Vaha kafi sankhya me aurate bhi moujud thi….family members bhi upasthit the…..Rahul apne dosto aur girl friends ke saath baat cheet me vyast tha…..family ki ladies aur ladkiya bhi apne apne friends se gapshap me magan thi…tabhi Thakur sahab ne mike hath me lekar logo ko sambodhit karna chalu kiya.
Shamsher—dosto, main janta hu ki aap sab yahi soch rahe honge ki ye party kis khushi me di ja rahi hai….chaliye main apki iss uljhan ko abhi door kiye deta hu….aaj ki khushi ki sabse badi vajah ye hai ki….aaj meri bahan Indu Singh ka janamdin hai.
Tabhi ek light ek jagah par focus huyi aur ek khubsurat si dikhne wali lady uss roshni me nazar aane lagi…sabhi ne jor dar taliyo se Thakuraaine Indu Singh ka swagat kiya.
Indu ki umar lagbhag 32 saal ki ho chuki thi lekin aaj bhi vo 18 saal ki ladki ko bhi maat dene me saksham thi….rang gora, bhara hua jism, unnat himalaya ki tarah khadi chuchiya, piche do bade bade chutad…bas ye samajh lijiye ki kisi bhi yogi ki sadhna bhang karne ke liye paryapt the.
Indu ki shadi uske pita ne bachpan me hi paas gaon ke thakur pariwar me kar di thi….halanki gawna nahi hua tha, uske pahle hi vo vidhwa ho gayi thi.
Pariwar me sabse choti hone ke karan sabhi ki ladli thi….dono bhai Thakur shamsher aur vikrant ki jaan usme basti hai.. iss laad pyar ne usko bahut ghamandi aur krur swabhav ka bana diya…..apne husn aur jawani par indu ko bahut naaz hai.
Aaj bhi uske liye kisi suyogya var ki talash jari hai….lekin abhi tak uska dil kisi par aaya nahi hai….behad kamuk aurat hai kintu apne jism ko ab tak kisi ko chhune tak nahi diya hai…..bas ungli jindabad ke sahare chal rahi hai uski gadi.
Aas paas ke sabhi gaon ki jimmedari indu ne le rakhi hai….sabhi kheto par thakur pariwar ka kabza hai…khet to kisano ke hain lekin unki fasalka 75 percent hissa thakuraine indu hadap leti hai.
Cake ke katne ke baad sabhi ne gift diye….aur phir khane pine ka dour shuru ho gaya…to kuch dance party me shamil ho gaye….jyoti door se hi inn par nazar rakh rahi thi..beech beech me vo server room me ja kar computer me cameras ki footage dekhne lagti.
Party me kayi logo ki bhukhi nigahe indu ke gore madmast jism ko chori chhipe ghur rahi thi….khul ke dekh nahi sakte the kyon ki sab ke dilo me thakur ka khauf jo tha.
Thakur ka ek dost sharab ke nashe me bahut der se thakuraine ko ghure ja raha tha….akhir pite pite jab sharab aur shabab ka nasha uske sir par haavi ho gaya to usne sidhe ja kar indu ka hath pakad kar apne sath dance karne ka offer kar diya…..aur agle hi pal…
“Chatttaaakkkkk” thappad ki goonj se sabhi sakte me aa gaye…jo ki thakuraine ne uss shakhs ke gaalo par jad diya tha.
Shamsher aur vikrant turant indu ke paas aa gaye….to indu ne sari baat bata di….vikrant usko marne ke liye aage badha hi tha ki thakur ne usko ishare se rok diya…..vo shakhs darr se kampne laga aur thakur ke pairo me gir pada.
Shakhs—mujhe maaf kar de shamsher…..sharab ke nashe me mujhse galti ho gayi dost….main ab kabhi sharab nahi piyunga.
Shamsher ne usko pakad ke khada kiya aur uska hath thaam ke dhire dhire cake wale table ke paas jane laga…sab ki dhadkane tez ho gayi thi….jyoti ye sab record kar rahi thi chupchap.
Shakhs—sorry yar…mujhse galti ho gayi
Shamsher—koi baat nahi yaar…ho jata hai….kabhi kabhi
Thakur jaise hi cake wale table ke paas usko lekar pahucha vaise hi vaha ki light off ho gayi aur agle hi pal vaha kisi ke dard me cheekhne ki goonj sunayi dene lagi…phir sab kuch shant ho gaya…
Karib dus minute baad jab light on huyi to samne ka nazara dekhte hi sabke hosh ud gaye….har kisi ke dil me dahshat aur khauf vyapt ho gayi.
Drishya tha hi itna bhayanak…..samne cake wali table ke paas me uss shakhs ki char tukdo me laash padi thi….sir dhad se alag aur baki sharir ke char tukde pade huye the….jamin uske khoon se lal ho gayi thi.
Thakur shamsher singh ke kapdo me bhi khoon hi khoon laga hua tha…..sab ankhe phade darr se khana pina chhod nachna sab bhool chuke the.
Shamsher—arey kya hua…..aap sabne khana pina kyo band kar diya…..? ye sab to chalta hi rahta hai….commissiner sahab iss khoon ki poori janch honi chahiye aur jald se jald katil ko pakadne ki koshish kariye…..come on lets enjoy every one..
Uske baad kuch admi aa kar uss laash ko bore me bhar kar utha le gaye….farsh ko minuto me aise saf kar diya jaise vaha kuch hua hi na raha ho.
Sab jante the ke ki ye khoon thakur ne kiya hai lekin kisi me bhi itni himmat nahi thi ki uske khilaf awaz uthaye….lihaja sab ek bar phir se darte darte enjoy me doobne lage.
Jyoti lagatar apne kaam me lagi huyi thi….uska yaha aane ka maqsad hi thakur ke khilaf sabut ekatthe karna tha….lekin jyoti ko ye pata nahi tha ki thakur ki nazar uski har gati vidhi par lagi thi…..uske admi barabar jyoti ke upar nigrani rakh rahe the.
Thakur ne commissioner ko bula kar usko dhire se kuch kaha jise sun kar commissioner kuch pareshan sa ho gaya..mathe par pasine ki boonde chhalakne lagi….usne jyoti ko apne paas bulaya.
Comm—Miss Jyoti, Thakur sahab ke farm house par aaj raat me unki kuch videshi mehmno ke sath urgent meetings hai… tum jara vaha ki security ja kar dekh lo…main nahi chahta ki jo yaha hua vahi vaha ho.
Jyoti—lekin sir…
Comm—lekin vekin kuch nahi…..it’s my order….understand….yaha ki tafteesh ke liye maine deshraj ko bula liya hai…tum jao.
Jyoti (udas ho kar)—ok, sir….main ja kar dekh leti hu.
Jyoti udas bujhe mann se thakur ke farm house ki oor nikal gayi aur ye dekh kar thakur ke chehre par ek vijayi mushkan phail gayi…..
Vahi dusri taraf bus vo bade bade chutad wali khubsurat mahila mere bagal me mushkurate huye baith gayi….mera lund ko choot ki khushbu aane lagi aur vo issi ummid me uchhalne laga.
Mahila (mushkura kar)—tum na kabhi nahi sudhroge….? Chalo ye achcha hua ki tum mujhe yahi mil gaye.
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ye mujhe janti hai….gajab hai mere lund ke kisse yaha tak mashhoor ho gaye…..agar thodi si koshish karu to ho sakta hai ki shayad ye apni bur bhi chudwane ko raji ho jaye.
Raj—vaise aap bahut khubsurat hain.
Mahila—main janti hu…tumhe to har ladki sundar hi lagti hai
Maine uske kandhe par dhire se hath rakh diya….jab usne kuch nahi kaha to meri himmat badh gayi aur maine apne hath ko kandhe se niche sarka kar baju se uske doodh ko touch karne ki koshish karne laga….jaise hi bus kisi gaddhe ya bracker par uchhalti to uski chuchiyo ka kuch hissa kinare se mere hatho ki pakad me aa jata jise dabane se main kaha chukne wala tha.
Behad naram ehsaas tha uski chuchiyo ka…..lekin usne koi virodh nahi kiya….to ab ki baar jaise hi bus uchhli maine apna ek hath uski gaand ke niche seat par rakh diya….jaise hi vo baithi to maine uski gaand ke ek gole ko kas ke masal diya.
Vo chihuk kar thoda uth gayi aur meri taraf ghur ke dekhne lagi to main halke se mushkura diya….lekin bheed ki vajah se usne kuch kahe bina phir mere hath par baith gayi lekin tabhi bus kisi stop par ruk gayi.
Bus ke rukte hi vo uth kar khadi ho gayi aur mere armano par jaise pani hi phir gaya….lekin agle hi pal mera dil ek nayi ummid se khil utha.
Mahila—ab utho bhi….chalna nahi hai kya…chalo mere sath.
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki ye bhi meri tarah bekarar hai….ye pakka mujhe apni bur dene ke mood me lag rahi hai…chal bhai aaj achche se iski pahle gaand marunga.
Andha kya chahe do ankhe…..bur milne ki ummid me main turant hi uske sath beech me hi utar gaya….mujhe to laga tha ki ye paas ke hi kisi khet me apni bur chudwayegi lekin vo mujhe hath pakad ke le jane lagi….aage piche aur bhi log chal rahe the to maine kuch kaha nahi.
Raj (mann me)—lagta hai ki apne ghar le ja kar poori raat chudwane ka mood hai iska….aaj to mere maze ho gaye…jab se is madarchod mama ke yaha aaya hu tab se har koi bur dene me nakhre dikha rahi hain….klpd kar ke bhag jati hain.
Yahi sochte sochte kab ghar aa gaya pata hi nahi chala….lekin jab mera dhyan toota kisi ke hilane se to main chakkar kha gaya….kyon ki ghar me to bahut sare log jama the….ghar bhi bahut bada tha.
Raj (chounk kar)—yeee…..kiska..ghar hai….?
Mahila—jyada natak karne ki jarurat nahi hai..samjha……chal andar baith chup chap…..naak katwane ke baad ab puchta hai ki ghar kis ka hai.
Mujhe uski baat ka matlab samajh me nahi aaya….Andar jate hi sab mujhe charo taraf se gher kar khade ho gaye jaise ki main kahi bhagne wala hu.
“Leejiye main sath me raghu ko bhi le aayi….aap baki ki formality poori kar lijiye.” Uss mahila ne ek aurat se kaha.
Aurat—aap ne theek kiya bahan ji…jo damad ji ko yaha le aayi…..main abhi mahima bitiya ko lati hu.
Raj (shocked)—damad…..kaisa damad….kiska damad….koun sa damad……?
Mujhe uski baat ka matlab samajh me nahi aaya….Andar jate hi sab mujhe charo taraf se gher kar khade ho gaye jaise ki main kahi bhagne wala hu.
“Leejiye main sath me raghu ko bhi le aayi….aap baki ki formality poori kar lijiye.” Uss mahila ne ek aurat se kaha.
Aurat—aap ne theek kiya bahan ji…jo damad ji ko yaha le aayi…..main abhi mahima bitiya ko lati hu.
Raj (shocked)—damad…..kaisa damad….kiska damad….koun sa damad……?
Ab Aage…….
Ladka —lagta hai babu ji…ye abhi bhi mahima se shadi karne me natak kar raha hai…..iss bar natak kiya to hath pair tod dunga.
Raj—ye tamiz se baat kar..warna teri gardan teri pichhwade me thoons dunga..samajh gaya.
“Dekh liya bahan ji apne devar ko…..meri dono betiyo ko apne jhuthe pyar me fasaya… mahima ko to pet se kar diya, ab dono ki zindagi kharab karne ke baad ab kaise shadi karne se natak kar raha hai.” Ek bujurg admi ne mere sath aayi mahila se kaha.
Mahila—raghu..ye kya harkat hai…..jab tumhe shadi nahi karni thi to kyo inki ladkiyo ki zindagi ke sath khilwad kiya tumne….? upar se ek ko to pregnant bhi kar diya….ab to ye shadi ho kar rahegi…phone lagau kya tumhare bhaiya ko….?
Mera to dimag hi chakra gaya…..kano se dhua nikalne laga…ki madarchod ho kya raha hai aaj subah se mere sath…? .thodi der me vo uss ladki mahima ko bhi le aaye…aate hi vo mere bagal me baith gayi….vaise dekhne me mast thi vo.
Ladka—aaj shaam ki hi engagement ka program rakh dijiye babu ji….isse bhi haa bolne ko kahiye….main mobile me record karta hu.
Raj (mann me)—madarchod ye kya nayi musibat hai….? Ye log jabran apni gabhin beti mere gale baandhna chahte hain… ye sab iss randi ke karan hua hai….apni choot dene ka lalach dekar mujhe yaha le aayi….aaj subah se hi mera din kharab hai….uss jyoti ki gaand hi Sali ki manhoos hai…..jab se aaj uski nangi gaand dekhi hai tab se har koi meri gaand maarne ke piche hi pad gaya hai.
Raj—dekhiye aap logo ko koi galat fahmi ho rahi hai…..mera naam raghu nahi balki raj hai….aur main aap logo me se kisi ko janta tak nahi hu.
Ladka—babu ji ye aise nahi manega….lagta hai ki pichle mahine ki maar bhul gaya hai ye….main abhi iski akal thikane lagata hu.
Raj—sun be lawde ke baal….bahut der se teri bakwas sun raha hu….jab ek baar bol diya ki main raghu nahi hu…aur jis ladki ko aap jabran biwi banana chahte hain usko to main aaj pahli baar dekh raha hu.
Mahima—kyo jhuth bolte ho raghu….? Hamare pyar ko poora gaon janta hai.
Raj—arey koun sa pyar, kaisa pyar….? Maine to aaj tak tumhe dekha hi nahi to pyar kaha se ho gaya….kisi aur ka paap mere gale bandhna chahte ho.
Ladka—achcha..hum sab jhuth bol rahe hain….aur tu raghu nahi hai…..yahi kahna chahta hai na tu….. ?
Raj—yahi to samjha raha hu kab se…
Ladka (mahima ka mobile khol kar dikhate huye)—to phir ye koun hai….batana to jara…. ?
Mera to dimag hi jhanjhana gaya….kyon ki unn photos me main mahima ke sath chipka hua tha….kisi me uske hoth chum raha tha to kisi me vo mere gale lagi huyi thi.
Raj (shocked, mann me)—oyee…bahanchod…ye to main hu….lekin ye kab kiya maine…? Main to ye ladki to kya iss gaon ki taraf aaj se pahle kabhi nahi aaya….sala ye lafda kya hai….? Ek vo jyoti ka bhai avinash meri shakal ka hai aur ab ye raghu ki shakal bhi mujhse milti hai……kahi madarchod mera baap bhi to meri hi tarah harami to nahi tha…..? kya pata usne hi inhe chod chod kar inki choot me apna beez bhar diya ho…..? aur pata nahi kiski kiski choot mari hogi mere baap ne…? Agar aisa hua, tab to main barbad ho jaunga….. Yaha se jaldi nikalne me hi bhalayi hai.
Aurat—dekho raghu beta…hum tumhe apna damad banane ko taiyyar hain….jo ho gaya vo ho gaya…tum chaho to meri dono beti se shadi kar lo…, koi tumhe kuch nahi karega.
Raj—aise kaise shadi kar lu….. ? main ab bhi kahta hu ki main raghu nahi raj hu…raj
Mahila—lagta hai ki ab tere bhaiya ko hi bulana padega yaha….?
Raj (mann me)—ye koun raghu hai….? Main to ek hi raghu ko janta hu…..Kahi vo //// wala raghuhalkal to nahi hai jisne inn dono ko pel paal ke khisak liya ho….aur kya pata inki maa ki bur me bhi lund pel gaya ho….ab ye sab mere piche pad gaye hain… Bhad me jaye..jaldi se yaha se bhagta hu.
Main jaise hi vaha se utha to sabne pakad kar baitha liya jabran…..koi hilne dulne bhi nahi de raha tha….tabhi mahima ki choti bahan chhaya bhi aa gayi….nasta lekar….maal to ekdam super thi bahanchod vo bhi….par abhi to mujhe kaise bhi khisakna tha yaha se…..main phir khada ho gaya
Mahima ka baap—kaha ja rahe ho beta…..?
Raj—dekhiye mujhe thoda bathroom jana hai.
Ladka—ha to yahi bahar kar le
Main bahar aa kar ek jagah khada ho ke pant ki chain kholne laga….lekin had hai bahanchod…sab ke sab mujhe hi ghurne me lage huye the.
Raj—tum sab idhar hi mujhe mootate huye dekhoge kya…?
Ladka—theek hai…jaldi kar
Jaise hi unhone muh ghumaya main turant sarpat doud laga diya vaha se……bhagne ki awaz sunte hi sab mere piche doud pade…..bhagte bhagte main road par pahuch kar koi vahan dekhne laga….
Tabhi meri nazar samne se bhagte aa rahe uss ladke ke sath kuch admiyo par padi…vo sabhi bike par the….road ke kinare paan ke tapre ke paas ek bike aa kar jaise hi ruki…maine usko dhakka dekar bike chalu ki aur nikal liya…vo pakdo chor.. chor karte rah gaya.
Maine mirror me dekha….Saale abhi bhi piche lage huye the…hatho me lathi aur talwar liye huye….maine bike ko full speed me kar diya…lekin kismat yaha bhi dhokha de gayi.
Raj—iss madarchod ka bhi petrol abhi hi khatam hona tha…sale gaandu log gadi me full petrol bhi dalwa kar nahi rakh sakte…
Maine paidal hi kuch door douda ki meri nazar cycle ki dukan me ek admi ko cycle me hawa bharte dekha…main uske paas pahuch kar uski gardan pakad ke piche jhatka aur cycle le kar bhagne laga lekin sale ne cycle pakad li.
Vo—ye kya kar raha hai….? Ye teri nahi hai….main apni cycle me hawa bhar raha hu..chhod meri cycle.
Raj—madarchod…yaha meri hawa nikalne wali hai aur tujhe cycle me hawa dalne ki padi hai…chal bhag bhosdi ke.
Maine usko dhakka dekar uski cycle le bhaga….city paas me hi thi…vo sabhi mere bilkul karib pahuch chuke the…main tez cycle chalate huye ek patli gali me ghus gaya…jaha ek turning par koi sidhi lagakar apne ghar ki deewar me paint kar raha tha.
Meri cycle uski sidhi se takra gayi aur uss par chadhe admi ke hath se paint ka dibba chhut kar mere upar gir gaya….mera poora chehra uss paint ke colour se sarobar ho gaya.
Main unbalance ho kar niche gir pada…tab tak vo madarchod bhi udhar hi aate dikhe to main paidal hi bhag liya aur doudte doudte ek jagah ghus gaya.
Andar vaha bahut bheed thi….bahut shor sharaba aur logo ke chillane ki awaze aa rahi thi…..vastav me yaha under ground fight chal rahi thi…..ring ke ghere me ek khoob hatta katta pahalwan ek admi ko jam kar peet raha tha.
Akhir vo maar khate khate bechara lahu luhan ho kar gir pada aur phir dus ginne tak nahi utha…..uss jungli hathi ko vijeta ghosit kar diya gaya.
Raffery—hai koi bahadur jo iss pahalwan se samna kare…..? agar kisi me himmat hai to ring me aa jaye….agar jeet gaya to teen guna paisa milega…..hai koi maa ka lal….?
Lekin maine to uski baate suni hi nahi ki vo kya kah raha hai….? Mera dhyan to unn sabhi par laga hua tha aur main gate ki taraf hi dekhe ja raha tha.
Par tabhi vo sab madarchod vaha aa gaye aur charo taraf mujhe dhoondhne lage….vo jaise jaise meri taraf aate ja rahe the main piche khisakta ja raha tha….lekin jab maine unko dono taraf se apni oor aate dekha to main aanan faanan me bina kuch soche samjhe ring ke andar ghus gaya.
Idhar mere ab tak vapis na loutne se dono mami, rashmi didi aur dimple kafi pareshan the…..aur apne mann me apni ganit laga rahe the.
Rashmi (sochte huye)—rajj abhi tak nahi aaya….phone kyo band hai uska….? kahi sach me to nahi lout gaya vo gaon….? Kahi vo mujhse naraz to nahi hai raat wali baat ko le kar….? Main uski bahan hu vo ye baat samajhta kyo nahi hai….? Vo pagal mujhe apni badi bahan ko hi chodna chahta hai….lekin ek hi to bhai hai hamara…..agar main usko apni bur de bhi du aur kahi kuch pet se ho gayi to kya hoga….? Aane do raj ko…theek hai bol dungi usko ki le le meri bur….chod le apni iss didi ko jitna chodna hai…lekin uske baad kuch gadbad huyi to usko hi sab sambhalna hoga.
Dimple (mann me)—ufff…ye raj bhi na…ab tak nahi aaya….mujhe college jana tha uske sath aaj….shayad meri problem ko hal vahi kar sakta hai….idiot ne mobile bhi switched off kar rakha hai….pakka mil gayi hogi koi usko pelne ke liye..saand kahi ka….kahi subah ki baat se naraz to nahi hoga na vo mujhse….? Ye to main janti hu ki vo mujhe chodne ke chakkar me pichle ek saal se laga hai….baap re, last time bua ke ghar jab gayi thi tab to usne lagbhag mujhe chod hi diya tha, vo to achcha hua ki sheetal didi ne dekh liya aur saand ki pitayi kar di..warna saand ne to koi kasar nahi rakhi thi uss din meri phadne me…..lekin ab yaha, shayad hi meri bur uske lund se bach payegi…vo meri bur ko chode bina nahi manega…vaise mann to mera bhi bahut karta hai uss idiot ko apni bur dene ka…par uske saand jaise bhayankar lund se darr lagta hai.
Sapna (ankhe band kar ke sochte huye)—ye maine theek nahi kiya…kam se kam nasta to dena tha raj ko….par karti bhi kya main…uss samay usse nazar milane ki himmat bhi to nahi thi mujhme….jane kaha ghum raha hoga bina kuch khaye piye….? Baap re kitna mota tha raj ka….kya sach me raj se mujhe ek ladka mil jayega…? Kya raj sahi kah raha tha ki usne jisko bhi kiya hai sab ko ladka hi paida hua hai….? Agar kisi ko pata chal gaya to kya hoga….? Aaj mera mann mere vash me nahi hai….shayad meri bur bhi raj ke lund se chudna chahti hai..abhi tak pani chu raha hai bur se….ohhh rajjj..kaha ho…aa kar chod lo apni iss mami ko… poori nangi kar ke apne mote lund se phad do meri bur ko.
Bindu—mujhe raj ko nasta dena chahiye tha….jo hua usme meri bhi to galti thi…..main bhi to bahak gayi thi raj ke sath… kya karu agar inka dhang se khada hota to meri ye halat nahi hoti….meri to kismat hi kharab hai…..do saal ho gaye jab akhiri bar chudi thi…..isliye shayad main raj ke chhute hi bahak gayi……agar raj ne phir se mere sath kuch kiya to…? Iss baar main raj ko nahi rokungi, jo hoga dekha jayega.
Dusri taraf Jyoti thakur ke ghar se nikalne ke baad mann hi mann commissioner ko galiya deti huyi shamsher ke farm house pahuch jati hai….vaha pahle se hi bahut se security officer wale hathiyar ke sath moujud the….halanki inme se kisi ko bhi jyoti nahi pahchanti thi.
Vaha pahuch kar usne sab suraksha intazamat ka jayza liya….har jagah sab theek milne par usne mann me santosh jahir kiya….lagbhag do ghante baad shamsher apne kuch deshi videshi mehmano ke sath vaha aa gaya.
Sabhi andar ek room me chale gaye….jyoti bahar round me nikal gayi……aur ek jagah baith kar apni zindagi ke maqsad ke baare me sochne lagi aur ussi me kho gayi.
Tabhi achanak uske kaano me kisi ladki ke jor se cheekhne ki awaz sunayi dete hi vo turant hosh me aa kar uss awaz ki disha me tezi se andar ki oor bhagi.
Akhir vo maar khate khate bechara lahu luhan ho kar gir pada aur phir dus ginne tak nahi utha…..uss jungli hathi ko vijeta ghosit kar diya gaya.
Raffery—hai koi bahadur jo iss pahalwan se samna kare…..? agar kisi me himmat hai to ring me aa jaye….agar jeet gaya to teen guna paisa milega…..hai koi maa ka lal….?
Lekin maine to uski baate suni hi nahi ki vo kya kah raha hai….? Mera dhyan to unn sabhi par laga hua tha aur main gate ki taraf hi dekhe ja raha tha.
Par tabhi vo sab madarchod vaha aa gaye aur charo taraf mujhe dhoondhne lage….vo jaise jaise meri taraf aate ja rahe the main piche khisakta ja raha tha….lekin jab maine unko dono taraf se apni oor aate dekha to main aanan faanan me bina kuch soche samjhe ring ke andar ghus gaya.
Mujhe ring ke andar dekh kar sab jor jor se taliya bajane lage aur hasne lage….ab mujhe kya pata tha ki ye log kyo itna ho halla kar rahe hain….mera sara dhyan to unn haramiyo ki taraf hi laga hua tha jo ek gabhin ladki ko jabran mere gale ki ghanti banane me tule huye the.
Tabhi uss raiffery ne seeti bajayi to vo pahalwan mere paas aaya aur apna hath aage kiya….mujhe laga ki ye mujhse dosti karna chahta hai to maine bhi hath aage badha diya.
Lekin uss madarchod ne hath aage badhate hi mera hath pakad kar mujhe dusri taraf phenk diya jor se…..main kuch samajh pata ki vo phir se mere paas aa gaya aur mujhe upar utha kar jor se niche patak diya.
Raj (kamar pakad ke)—madarchod……ye kya tarika hai dosti karne ka….?…
Lekin usne phir se mujhe utha kar patak diya…..ab to had hi ho gayi…main usko samjhane ki koshish karta raha aur vo meri dhunayi karne me laga hua tha.
Raj (mann me)—ye jungli hathi mujhe kyo maar raha hai….? Lagta hai ki ye madarchod bhi unka hi admi hai….chal bhag raj beta yaha se bhi ab jaldi se..
Main jaldi se khisakte huye kinare tak pahucha aur ring se bahar nikalne laga ki tabhi uss bahanchod ne mere pair pakad ke andar khichne laga.
Raj—abe…chhod madarchod….jungli bhainse…..mujhe kyo maar raha hai….? Maine koun se teri maa ko choda hai …
Lekin uss madarchod ne meri ek na suni aur jor se haste huye mujhe ring ke andar khich liya aur phir se upar utha kar jor se niche patak diya…aisa laga ki meri kamar toot gayi hai.
Raj (chillate huye)—haaye……lagta hai kamar ki maa chud gayi…….abe…jungli bhainsa ruk ja…madarchod…….teri maa ko chodu…..mujhe gussa aa gaya to teri gaand phad dunga bhosdi ke.
Magar vo madarchod nahi mana aur iss baar jor se ek punch meri naak me maar diya….naak se khoon bahne laga….mera poora dimag jhan jhana gaya.
Ab ki baar jaise hi vo meri taraf doudte huye tezi se aaya to maine thoda kinare ho kar ek mukka jor se ghum kar uske kaan ke niche jad diya.
Uske kaan se khoon ki nadi bahne lagi…kuch der vo mujhe ghurte khada raha aur phir gaand ke bal dhadam se niche gir gaya…..aur dard se chillane laga.
Raffery ne seeti baja kar usko phir se khada karne ki koshish karne laga lekin vo nahi uth raha tha bas dard se chillaye ja raha tha.
Raj—ghanta uthega vo……ye asli saand ka asli punch hai…..Laand Ghus Jaye To Gaand Phaad deta Hai Aur Hath Pad Jaye To Zindagi Mita Deta Hai.
Jab vo jungli bhainsa nahi utha to raiffery mere paas aa kar mera hath pakad liya aur seeti baja kar mera ek hath upar utha diya…mujhe laga ki ye madarchod bhi unse mila hua hai aur unhe ishara kar raha hai ki lo ye mil gaya hai.
Raj (mann me )—lagta hai ki ye madarchod bhi mila hua hai…….. tadaakkkkkkk
Ye soch mann me aate hi maine uske kaan ke niche bhi ek baja diya……. vo bhi niche gir kar phad phadane laga….kuch log bhag kar aaye aur usko utha le gaye.
Tabhi mujhe vahi ladka dikh gaya jo meri hi taraf aa raha tha….shayad meri awaz se usne mujhe pahchan liya tha….uske paas aate hi maine ring me gada hua ek pipe ukhad liya aur phir jor se uske sir me maar diya…. uske sir se khoon ki ganga jamuna bah nikli.
Raj—madarchod kab se samjha raha hu ki main raghu nahi hu…..aao sab ke sab madarchod….abhi tum sab ki maa chodta hu..subah se ho gaya pareshan karte…..lawdo
Maine jaise hi uske sath aaye baki sathiyo ki oor douda to vo sab apne sathi ki halat dekh kar bhag khade huye….vaha jama bheed bhi gand phati me turant nau do gyarah ho gaye.
Maine pipe ko vahi phenka aur jane laga ki tabhi vaha ka manage doudte huye mere paas aaya aur mujhe 20 lakh rupaye diye…ye dekh kar main chounk gaya.
Raj (shocked)—ye kis baat ke hain…. ?
Manager—tumhari fight jeetne ke…..tumne aaj jisko haraya hai vo bahut bada fighter hai…..aaj se tum hamare liye fight karo tumhe har fight ka 20 lakh milega.
Raj (shocked)—kyaaaaaa….?
Manager—yes
Raj—thank you very much sir
Main ab bahut khush tha……aaj huyi sari ghatnao ko ab bhool chuka tha…..jis raghu aur jyoti ki gaand ko main ab tak gali de raha tha ab unka shukriya ada kar raha tha….maine paise liye aur vaha se mama ke gaon ke liye nikal gaya.
Vahi dusri taraf jyoti thakur ke farm house pahuch kar usne sab suraksha intazamat ka jayza liya….har jagah sab theek milne par usne mann me santosh jahir kiya….lagbhag do ghante baad shamsher apne kuch deshi videshi mehmano ke sath vaha aa gaya.
Sabhi andar ek room me chale gaye….jyoti bahar round me nikal gayi……aur ek jagah baith kar apni ke maqsad ke baare me sochne lagi aur ussi me kho gayi.
Tabhi achanak uske kaano me kisi ladki ke jor se cheekhne ki awaz sunayi dete hi vo turant hosh me aa kar uss awaz ki disha me tezi se andar ki oor bhagi.
Hawaldar—madam thakur sahab ne mana kiya hai kisi ko bhi andar jane ke liye.
Jyoti (sakhti se)—tum ab mujhe meri duty sikhaoge…..?
Hawaldar 2nd—soch lijiye madam….thakur sahab sab ko mana kiya hai, apko bhi…..apki naukari bhi ja sakti hai.
Jyoti bina kisi ki baat sune andar ghus jati hai…..jaise hi vo kamre me laat maar kar kholti hai to samne ka scene dekh kar chounk jati hai.
Jyoti (chillate huye)—chhod do ladkiyo ko…warna goli maar dungi
Samne teen ladkiyo ke upar dus barah log jabardasti karne me lage huye the……vo sabhi jor jor se chilla rahi thi….darwaja khulte hi unn sabhi ka dhyan jaise hi hata to vo ladkiya jyoti ko dekhte hi madad ki bheekh mangne lagi.
Ek ladki—(rote huye) madam hame bacha lijiye…..hame chote thakur ne jabran khet se utha laye hain….ye log hamari izzat lutna chahte hain…hame bacha lo madam.
Jaise hi vo ladkiya jyoti ki taraf bhagne ko huyi vaise hi sabne unko phir se daboch liya….jyoti ki baat ka unke upar koi asar nahi hua…..un sabhi ke jism se kapde lagbhag na ke barabar hi bache the.
Jyoti (jor se)—suna nahi ….maine kaha…ladkiyo ko chhod do….warna main iss bar goli chala dungi.
Ek admi—theek hai…chhod denge……lekin shart ye hai ki unki jagah tujhe aaj poori raat hum sabki pyas bujhani hogi… chal jaldi se aa ja nangi ho kar hamare paas…..hahahahaha…..bol hai manzoor…..?…hahahahahaha.
Jyoti (jor se)—harami sale…….taadaakkkkkk
Jyoti ne ghum kar ek laat uske muh me jor se maar di…jisse vo piche gir gaya…..tabhi bahar se baki security officer wale doudte huye aur unhone jyoti ko pakad liya.
Jyoti—bewqoofo inko pakdo…chhodo mujhe…
Vo admi (jor se)—Sali randi…..mere upar hath uthati hai…..ab dekh hum sab mil ke kaise teri choot aur gaand phadenge poori raat aur phir kal subah poora india dekhega internet par teri chudai ki video.
Vo tezi se jyoti ki oor badha aur baki log phir se unn teeno ladkiyo ko masalne me lag gaye….jyoti ne apne piche wale ke main point paer ek laat maar kar aur dusre ke muh me ek ghoonsa maar ke khud ko unse chhuda liya.
Unki pakad se chhut kar fauran usne apna revolver uthaya aur unn ladkiyo se jabardasti kar rahe chhah logo ke pair me goli maar di…sabhi dard se bilbilane lage….…lekin tab tak phir se baki logo ne usko pakad liya…..jyoti apne aap ko chhudane ki bahut koshish kar rahi thi lekin chhuda nahi pa rahi thi….
“Ruk jao..” andar ek room se thakur shamsher singh ek ladki ke sath bahar nikla goli ki awaz sun kar.
Jyoti—sir…ye log..inn ladkiyo ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish ki hai….
Shamsher—ohhh…acp jyoti rathod…….vaise tumhari jankari ke liye bata du ki ye security officer bhi meri hai aur sab admi bhi mere hain….tumhe mere ghar duty lagane ke liye commissioner ko maine hi kaha tha…..kal achanak tumhari file dekhte huye jab tumhari khubsurti ko dekha to mann ghayal ho gaya…..phir pata chala ki tum acp avinash rathod ki bahan ho to tumse milne ko dil tadap utha…..tumne vaise party me recording to badhiya ki lekin koi fayda nahi hai janemann…. Tera bhai bhi mere khilaf sabut ekattha karne ke chakkar khud mara gaya aur sath me apni bahan bhi chudwa gaya….teri badi bahan ko pelne me maza bahut aaya tha…ab tujhme kitna maza hai ye check karna padega…..kitna ajib sanyog hai na ki teri badi bahan bhi pahli bar mujhse chudi thi aur aaj tu bhi mujhse chudegi….hahahahaha
Jyoti (chillate huye)—kamine…..main tera khoon pi jaungi……sale kutte ki aulad…harami….thukti hu tujh par
Shamsher—chilla jitna chillana hai…..abhi jab teri choot aur gaand pelunga tab aur chillana….le jao isko aur baandh do achche se…..main abhi thodi der me bahar se aata hu….inn logo ko hospital bhijwa do aur tum log pelo jam ke inn teeno ko….aur chahiye to vikrant ko phone kar dena…utha layega gaon se kisi ko….aur haa yaar isne tujhe thappad mara na to ja pahle tu hi nangi kar ke dekh le isko, bas abhi chodna bas nahi.
Thakur ke jate hi jyoti ko le ja kar ek room me rakhi chair se baandh diya gaya…..tabhi vo admi bhi andar aa gaya jisko jyoti ne thappad mara tha.
Admi—bahut jawani uchhal rahi hai na teri….ab dekh kaise tujhe nangi kar ke teri video banata hu main.
Jyoti (chilla kar)—harami….khabardar jo mujhe hath bhi lagaya to
Admi—hahahahaha…..chilla aur chilla….dekhta hu koun bachata hai tujhe aaj……..
Jyoti usko mana karti rahi lekin usne uski ek na suni aur jor se uski shirt ko khich kar phad diya aur door phenk diya…ab uske upari jism par kewal ek baniyan aur uske andar bra bhar rah gayi thi.
Apni bebasi par uski ankho se pani bahne laga…..uss admi ne jaise hi uski samiz utarne ke liye hath aage kiya ki tabhi koi uss kamre ki kaanch ki khidki ko tod kar andar ghusa.
Admi (jor se)—koun haiiii vaha……?
Magar vaha jo awaz goonji usko sun kar jyoti chounk gayi…..
‘’Naam Avinash……Kaam Vinash’’
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Jyoti usko mana karti rahi lekin usne uski ek na suni aur jor se uski shirt ko khich kar phad diya aur door phenk diya…ab uske upari jism par kewal ek baniyan aur uske andar bra bhar rah gayi thi.
Apni bebasi par uski ankho se pani bahne laga…..uss admi ne jaise hi uski samiz utarne ke liye hath aage kiya ki tabhi koi uss kamre ki kaanch ki khidki ko tod kar andar ghusa.
Admi (jor se)—koun haiiii vaha……?
Magar vaha jo awaz goonji usko sun kar jyoti chounk gayi…..
‘’Vinash……….Avinash’’
Ab Aage……..
Vo admi—koun avinash….? Aur tu aaya kaise yaha…. ? chal bhag yaha se….
‘’Jisne Teri Maa Ki Bur Ko Chod Ke Tujhe Paida Kiya, Usse Hi Puchta Hai Madarchod Ki Tu Koun Hai.’’ Uss shakhs ne jawab diya.
Admi (gusse me)—sale teri itni himmat ki tune meri maa ko gali di…..jao re dekho ye sala koun harami hai…. ?
Vaha moujud char gunde turant khidki ki taraf bhage…kintu jaise hi vo sab uss shakhs ke paas pahuche to uski baat sun kar sabhi chounk gaye….Jyoti to buri tarah hairan ho gayi lekin agle hi pal uske chehre par chhaye gam ke badal mushkurahat me badal gaye.
Shakhs (warning dene ke andaz me)—sab jaha vo vahi ruk jao….
“Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega”
Lekin vo gunde kaha sunne wale the….bhid gaye sidhe usse…..aur agle hi pal unn sab ki cheekhe goonjne lagi vaha par…ek ek kar ke usne charo ko uss admi ke samne aise phenk diya jaise ki unme koi jaan hi na ho …charo ke hath pair ki haddiya toot chuki thi balki ye kahna jyada behtar hoga ki unke sharir me haddi naam ki koi bachi hi nahi thi….aur khud bhi uske samne aa gaya.
Uske samne aate hi jyoti ko samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki vo jo dekh rahi hai vo sapna hai ya phir haqiqat… ? par jab usko yakin ho gaya ki ye raj hi hai to uske chehre par chhayi din bhar ki udasi iss ek kshan me door ho gayi…..kyon ki uske samne uske sapno ki ummid..Raj khada tha…dono hatho me mota danda liye….unn dono dando ke dono sire par nukile lohe ke rod lage huye the.
Apne admiyo ki aisi durdasha dekh kar vo admi ghabra gaya aur baki logo ko awaz lagane laga….aur apni gun nikal ke jaise hi fire karne ko hua ki jyoti ne ek kick uske pichwade me laga di jisse vo sidhe raj ke paas ja kar gira…gun uski phisal kar door chali gayi.
Raj (jor se)—inhi hatho se tune chhua tha na jyoti ko…..bahut gurur hai na tujhe apni mardangi par…ab dikha madarchod
Aur phir raj ne uske kandhe par pair rakh kar jad se tod diya…vo dard me chillane laga lekin ab to raj ke sir par khoon sawar ho chuka tha….hath todne ke baad uski gardan daboch li aur ek hi jhatke me kattt…katttt kar ke uski gardan jhul gayi….ek dardnak cheekh vaha goonj uthi….
Jyoti ki ankho se anshu chhalak aaye….bhag kar vo raj ke seene se lipat gayi….uske chipakte hi raj ko current jaisa laga…. vo samajh gaya ki aisa kyo hai lekin uske mann me iss samay jyoti ke liye koi galat bhavna nahi aayi….Raj ne apni shirt utar kar jyoti ko de di…..
Raj ka aisa khatarnak roop dekh kar jyoti bhi darr gayi……cheekh itni jordar thi ki baki logo ne bhi sun li thi aur sabhi unn ladkiyo ko chhod kar turant bhage uss kamre ki oor.
Lekin vaha ka scene dekhte hi vo saham gaye…unke samne paanch logo ki laashe padi thi….tabhi unhe jyoti ka khyal aaya to vo sab usko dekhne lage magar jyoti to unke samne hi khadi thi.
Ek (jor se)—kisne mara hai inhe…. ? jaldi bata warna teri gaan……..aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Iske aage vo kuch bol pata ki tabhi raj ne furti se bahar nikal kar hath me liya hua danda uske muh me ghused kar jor se uski gardan deewar par patak di…jisse danda gardan ke aar paar ho gaya……ek bhayanak cheekh aur phir vo shant ho gaya iss duniya se.
Ye bhayanak nazara dekhte hi baki sathi bhi dahshat me aa gaye…..kampte hatho se unhone apni apni gun talashne lage lekin tab tak saand ka kahar unke upar toot chuka tha.
Jyoti aur raj dono milkar unki bari bari se bajane lage…..rahi sahi kasar unn teeno ladkiyo ne poori kar di….halanki vo teeno abhi bhi nangi hi thi…shayad unke kapde phat chuke the.
Ek ladki—madammmm…innn logo ko jindaa mat chhodnaaaa
Ek admi—aaaaaa…..thakur tum logo …..koooo….chhodegaaaa….nahiii
Raj (chillate huye)—thakur ki dhamki deta hai madarchod……..to sun….bhosdi ke….aaj ke baad ye saand uss thakur ki sabhi aurato ki bur aur gaand phadega….ussi ke ghar me ghus kar…..vo bhi din dahade …..tera thakur jo ukhad sake to ukhad lega aur tum logo ko gaand maarne ka bahut shouk hai na,…. madarchodo…..ab dekho kaise gaand marti hai tum sab ki
Raj ne gusse me unn sab ki pant phad kar alag kar di aur phir bari bari se sabhi ki gaand me danda ghused diya…vo sab dard se cheekhte huye daya ki bheekh mangte chillate rahe.
Lekin saand ko koi daya nahi aayi….jab itne me bhi uska mann nahi bhara to unki hi gun le kar unki gaand me daal ke goli maar di…….sab ladkiya aur jyoti sabhi ne apni ankhe band kar li….
Raj pagal saand ke mafik poore farm house me baki logo ko khojne laga ki aur to koi nahi hai…lekin sab maare ja chuke the tab ja kar usko santosh hua lekin ankho me gussa abhi bhi tha.
Jyoti—raj….ab jaldi se yaha se nikal chalo….thakur kabhi bhi aa sakta hai yaha
Raj (gusse me)—aane do uss madarchod ko bhi……uski bhi gaand phadta hu aaj……subah se pareshan kar rakha hai madarchod ne….usko bhi aaj ye malum ho jayega ki saand se takrane ka natiza kya hota hai….. ?
Jyoti—raj…pagal mat bano….ye mat bhulo ki thakur iss state ka cm hai…..agar tumne uske sath kuch bhi kiya abhi…to poore state ki security officer tumhari dushman ban jayegi aur ye bhi ho sakta hai ki tumhe aatankvadi ghosit kar diya jaye… phir tumhari family walo ka kya hoga….. ? koun bachayega unhe….. ? isliye meri baat maano aur niklo yaha se.
Jyoti ki baat sun kar mera gussa kuch thanda hua to mujhe bhi uski salah theek lagi….idhar jyoti ne commissioner ko phone par ye jankari de di ki farm house par aatankvadiyo ne hamla kar diya hai..
Iske baad sabhi vaha se nikal gaye….jyoti ne teeno ladkiyo ko unke ghar pahuchaya…unke mata pita ki halat ro ro kar buri ho rahi thi….unn sabhi ne raj aur jyoti ka dhanyawad kiya…dono vaha se rawana ho gaye.
Jyoti—raj..tumhe to goli lagi thi na..phir tum bache kaise….?
Raj—sir me goli lagi thi ye to mujhe bhi dhyan hai lekin bacha kaise ye nahi malum
Jyoti—kya matlab……?
Raj—baat ye hai ki goli lagne ke baad main behosh ho gaya tha….lekin jab meri ankh khuli to….(phir poori baat batate huye)
Jyoti (shocked)—kyaaaaaa…..? tumhara ek aur hamshakal hai….? Unbelieveable…..
Raj—haan…..hai koi raghuhalkal….jisne unn dono ladkiyo ko chod diya aur ek ko to usne gabhin bhi kar diya hai chod chod ke…
Jyoti—chheeee….kitna ganda bolte ho tum…
Raj—vo……i’m sorry…galti se muh se nikal gaya tha …..ab aap ghar jao….mujhe bhi ghar jana hai
Jyoti—mujhe ghar tak nahi chhodoge…..?
Raj—nahi…..aap to acp hain…..main thahra ek garib chota admi…mujhe maaf kariye….aap ne ek baar meri jaan bachayi thi aaj vo hisab barabar ho gaya…..
Jyoti (nam ankho se)—abhi tak naraz ho mujhse….mujhe maaf kar do…..uss waqt gusse me mere muh se na jane kya kya nikal gaya tha…sorry
Raj—apka ka kya bharosa madam…aap ek security officer wali ho…aur main thahra saand ….saand kewal aise hi log mujhe nahi kahte hain balki meri aadte bhi saand jaisi hain….ladkiya meri kamjori hain…..main sex ke bina ek bhi din nahi rah sakta agar mujhse dubara galti ho gayi to aap iss bar mujhe jail me hi band kar dogi.
Jyoti—sorry to kah diya na maine…aur subah bhi to maine sorry kaha tha na….main aisa kuch nahi karungi promise
Maine jaise hi kuch kahne ke ke liye jyoti ki taraf dekha to uski pani se bheegi ankhe dekh kar mera gussa utar gaya..aur maine uske sath chalne ko haa kar di.
Jyoti—raj agar aaj tum nahi hote to main kahi ki nahi rahti….didi aur bhaiya ki mout par khayi huyi meri kasam ka kya hota….? Aaj tumne mujhe ek nayi zindagi di hai.
Raj—bas bas madam ji….maine jo kiya vo mera farz tha
Jyoti—tum mujhe madam mat kaha karo….
Raj—madam na kahu to kya kahu apko….?
Jyoti—mujhe mere naam se bulaya karo
Raj—ok
Jyoti—vaise raj tum yaha tak pahuche kaise….? Mera matlab hai ki farm house me mujhe bachane….?
Raj—Main tumse milne hi aa raha tha…..lekin yaha pahuchne par guard ne bataya ki tumhari aaj night duty thakur ke ghar par lagi hai…..main vaois lout hi raha tha ki tabhi unn ladkiyo me se teeno ke maa baap yaha tumse milne aaye…lekin tumhe na pakar vo rone lage….jab maine unse rone ki vajah puchi to unhone bataya ki thakur ka bhai unki ladkiyo ko jabran utha le gaya hai…..tum to yaha thi nahi isliye maine hi unn ladkiyo ko bachane ka faisla kar liya aur gaon jane ki jagah farm house aa gaya…. kyon ki mujhe malum tha ki uska aiyyashi ka adda yahi hai…..Lekin main jab yaha pahucha to mere kaano me kisi ke ladne ki awaz sunayi di….jab maine khidki se jhank kar dekha to vo log tumhe ghasit kar dusre room me le ja rahe the…Bas ye dekhte hi mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya aur phir kya hua ye tum janti hi ho….lekin ek baat samajh me nahi aayi ki unn security officer walo ne tumhe kyo nahi bachaya….?
Jyoti—vo sab nakli the…thakur ke gunde……tum sach me bahut bahadur ho ,,,raj
Raj—shukriya….ye lo tumhara ghar aa gaya..ab mujhe ijajat do.
Jyoti—ha bhai….ab to tumhare paas bahut paise ho gaye hain…..vaise raj, kya karne ka socha hai itne paiso ka…..?
Raj—thakuraine ne poore gaon walo ki jamin hadap kar rakhi hai….logo ko thoda sa karz dekar…unse kore kagaz me angutha lagwa lagwa kar usne bahut lamba chouda karza bana diya hai sabke upar….sabhi ki girwi kheto ki jamin uss thakuraine se chhudana hai….ye paise main tumhare paas hi rakhne aa raha tha kyon ki ghar me logo ke sawalo ka jawab main nahi de paunga ki ye paise kaha se aaye….?
Jyoti—tum bahadur hi nahi dil ke bhi bahut achche ho….main har kadam par tumhare sath hu.
Raj—shukriya..ab main chalta hu.
Jyoti—aaj raat yahi ruk jao na…
Raj—nahi….kahi mujhse dubara galti na ho jaye
Jyoti (has kar)—sorry to kah diya hai na…ab kab tak uss baat ka tana marte rahoge mujhe….?
Raj—nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai…..asal me main subah se ghar se gayab hu…sab bahut pareshan honge…isliye jana jaruri hai.
Jyoti—theek hai…lekin kal aana jarur….aur haa main kisi ko bhej deti hu vo gadi se tumhe gaon tak pahucha dega..
Jyoti ne ek constable ko apni gadi de kar mujhe gaon tak pahucha diya…..yaha aane se pahle maine ek lakh apne paas bacha ke baki jyoti ke paas rakh diya tha.
Ghar pahuchte hi sabke sawalo ki bouchhar lagni shuru ho gayi….kya aur kya bade, sab ke sab mere upar dana pani le kar chadh baithe.
Rashmi (chillate huye)—kaha chala gaya tha….? Aur tera phone kyo band hai subah se…..?
Santu mama—beta thodi der me aane ka bol ke itni raat kar di…..kam se kam phone to ka ke bata dete ki kaha ho…? Na kuch khaya na piya.
Sapna—bata to dete kam se kam
Raj—mama main city me picture dekhne chala gaya tha…isliye time lag gaya aur phone kahi gir gaya hai…kal dusra le lunga.
Dinesh—sab kitna pareshan ho gaye the…tumhe pata hai….? Yaha hum pareshan aur vaha didi bhi pareshan thi….unko yahi darr laga tha ki kahi tune kisi se jhagda to nahi kar liya…..? main didi ko phone kar ke bata deta hu.
Dimple—main college bhi nahi gayi aaj tere chakkar me…….jhutha kahi ka
Santu—ab chhodo iss baat ko….aur khana do usko…subah bhi kuch nahi khaya tha bechare ne.
Rashmi—khane ke baad mere room me aana…tumse kuch kaam hai mujhe.
Dinesh—raj tum mere room me so jana bistar laga diya hai….aaj mujhe khet me pani lagana hai to raat me nahi aunga.
Badi mushkil se sab ko samjhaya……bindu mami ne khana diya….khane ke baad bhi bahut der tak main aur mama baith kar gappe ladate rahe….baki sab so gaye the kha pi kar.
Main bhi akhir me sone ke liye jane laga….rashmi ke paas na ja kar main sidhe dinesh mama ke room me sone chala gaya mama ko aaj raat me aana nahi tha to maine darwaja band kiya.
Jaise hi bistar me baitha to mujhe ehsaas hua ki vaha koi pahle se hi leta hua hai……maine hatho se tatol kar dekha to chounk gaya…..kyon ki ye koi leta nahi balki leti thi vo bhi poori nangi….sharir me hath ferte hi samajh me aa gaya ki uske jism me ek bhi kapda nahi hai iss samay….main to soch me pad gaya.
Raj (mann me)—Wah Jyoti ki gaand mere liye bahut lucky hai…pahle paisa mila…goli ka nishan gayab ho gaya…vo chaku ka ghaav bhi ab nahi hai….aur ab bhojan ke baad chodan bhi mil gaya……lekin koun ho sakti hai ye…..? kahi sandhya mami to nahi….ya phir bindu mami…..ya phir rashmi didi….ya dimple….? Lekin koi to hai jo mujhse aaj poori raat chudwana chahti hai apni bur….lekin koun….?
Main bhi akhir me sone ke liye jane laga….rashmi ke paas na ja kar main sidhe dinesh mama ke room me sone chala gaya mama ko aaj raat me aana nahi tha to maine darwaja band kiya.
Jaise hi bistar me baitha to mujhe ehsaas hua ki vaha koi pahle se hi leta hua hai……maine hatho se tatol kar dekha to chounk gaya…..kyon ki ye koi leta nahi balki leti thi vo bhi poori nangi….sharir me hath ferte hi samajh me aa gaya ki uske jism me ek bhi kapda nahi hai iss samay….main to soch me pad gaya.
Raj (mann me)—koun ho sakti hai ye…..? kahi sandhya mami to nahi….ya phir bindu mami…..ya phir rashmi didi….ya dimple….? Lekin koi to hai jo mujhse aaj poori raat chudwana chahti hai apni bur….lekin koun….?
Ab Aage……
Raj (mann me)—hogi jo hogi main itna kyon soch raha hu….kahi aisa na ho ki main sochta hi rahu aur ye bhi gaand hila ke chali jaye….usse pahle hi iski bur me lund pel deta hu….vaise bhi teen din se koi pelne ko nahi mili hai…agar ye bhi chali gayi to hath se hi lund hilana padega phir se.
Main bhi bagal me let gaya aur dhire se usse chipak gaya…..ek hath ko utha kar uske pet me rakh diya aur salate huye niche le jane laga…jaise jaise hath uske jism me phisalte huye niche ja raha tha vaise vaise uske badan me phulti pichakti saanso ki gati tez hoti ja rahi thi….vo jaldi jaldi gale ke andar thook gutak rahi thi….jisse uske jage hone ka pata chal raha tha.
Mera hath dhire dhire sarakte huye jaise hi uski ghani jhaanto se bhari bur ke upar pahucha to uske jism me kampkapi doud gayi…main uski bur ko mutthi me bhar ke masal diya..aur phir kabhi uski chikni jangho ko, to kabhi bur ko sahlane laga.
Jabki dusra hath uski chuchiyo se khel raha tha…unhe masal raha tha….kabhi kabhi jara jor se meez deta uski chuchi ko to vo sisak uthti thi…lekin bol kuch nahi rahi thi.
Maine usko apni taraf ghuma liya aur uske hotho ko chusnee laga…kisi amarbel ki lata ki tarah vo mujhse lipat gayi jaise ki janmo se iss sparsh ki pyasi ho….mera niche wala hath ab uski gaand ke bade bade golo ko dabane me lag gaya.
Khoob Ekdam phoole huye chutad hamesha se mere akarshan ka kendra rahe hain….maine unke dono chutad ko mutthi me poora bhar ke kas kas ke masalne laga dono hatho se.
Vo to pahle se hi chudwasi thi….chuchi aur gaand masalne se aur bhi chudasi ho gayi aur mere hotho ko jor jor se chumne lagi…usne khud hi mera ek hath pakad kar apni chuchi par rakh diya aur mere hath ko apni chuchi par daba diya.
Main uske iss ishare ko samajh gaya ki vo mujhse apni chuchiyo ko dabwana aur masalwana chahti hai…maine bhi der na karte huye uski chuchi ko bari bari se khoob jor jor se meesne laga.
Uski chuchiyo me abhi bhi kasav tha, unme dheelapan nahi tha…lekin aaj ke baad unme dheelapan aa jayega…hotho ko chhod maine uski ek chuchi ko apne muh me bhar liya jitna bhar sakta tha aur usko chusne laga…jabki dusre hath se chutad sahlate huye uski ek taang ko apni kamar me lapet kar piche se hi uski bur ke laslase chhed me ek ungli pel diya.
Vo apni bur me huye iss apratyashit hamle se chihuk uthi…uska rom ro jhanjhana utha…uske gale se ek maadak, kintu anivarchniya sukhad anand ki cheetkar nikal gayi.
Uski chuchiyo se ras nichodte huye maine bur me pahle ek phir do ungliyo ko khacha khach andar bahar pelne laga… halanki dusri ungli ghusedne me kafi mashakkat karni padi mujhe uski bur me.
Mere dil me uske iss nange soundarya ko dekhne ki jigyasa panap uthi to maine ungli ko bahar khich kar chuchi chusna band kar diya aur uth kar baith gaya.
Usne turant mera hath pakad liya jaise kahna chahti ho ki band mat karo bas karte raho….uske rang me bhang jo pad gaya tha…maine uska hath alag kiya uar bistar se niche utar kar light on kar di.
Poore kamre me roshni jagmaga uthi…main jaise hi uski taraf palta to dekha ki pet ke bal let kar khud ko chadar se dhak liya tha….shayad laaz aur sharam ke vashibhut ho kar stri sulabh swabhav ke karan usne aisa kiya hoga.
Bistar ke karib pahuchte hi maine chadar ko khich kar door phenk diya…..jisse uska piche ka khubsurat gora jism uss tube light ki roshni me chamakne laga…uski khubsurat gori pith, chikni bhari huyi mansal janghe aur unn sabse best kisi ki bhi tapasya ko bhang kar dene wali uski mast nangi gaand.
Mujhse raha nahi gaya aur main turant bistar me chadh kar uski gaand ko chum liya aur usko dabane laga….vo kasmasati rahi…kuch der uski gaand se khelne ke baad maine usko jabardasti palata kar sidha kar diya to usne apne dono hatho se chehre ko dhak liya.
Main to dekhta hi rah gaya…kya khubsurat jism tha…nangi hone par vo aur bhi sundar lag rahi thi….do khadi khadi chuchiya aur dono gori gori jangho ke beech me uski hasin bur bahut madak lag rahi thi.
Maine jhuk kar bari bari se dono chuchiko par jeebh phirayi aur ek hath ko uski bur me rakh kar thoda sahlaya…aur phir apne dono hatho se uske hatho ko pakad kar chehre se hatane laga.
Usne apni taraf se poora peayas kiya apna chehra chhupane ka lekin ant me mujhe uske mukhde ka deedar ho hi gaya…usne sharam se apni ankhe gada li.
Raj—sapna mami aapppppp..!
Ye sapna mami thi…unhone kuch nahi kaha aur na hi apni ankhe kholi….maine jhuk kar unke hotho ka ras pine laga… pahle to unhone mera koi sath nahi diya lekin jab bur sahlate rahne se vo full garam ho kar khoob chudasi ho gayi to khud hi mere hotho ko chumne kaatne lagi.
Raj—mami apni ankhe kholo na
Sapna—(na me sir hila diya)
Raj—achcha ye to bata do ki kya karne aayi ho yaha…? Pls ab na mat karna
Sapna—(meri ungli pakad ke apni bur me ghusa di aur andar bahar karne lagi)
Raj—achcha to bur me ungli ghuswane aayi ho.
Sapna—(na me sir hila diya)
Raj—agar ungli nahi to phir kya ghuswane aayi ho….?
Sapna—(mera lund pakad liya)
Raj—to aap apni bur me mera lund ghuswana chahti ho….?
Sapna—(ha me sir hila diya)
Raj—aur kya karne aayi thi….?
Sapna—(mera hath pakad ke apni chuchi par daba diya)
Raj—aap mujhse apni chuchi dabwane aayi ho….?
Sapna—(ha me sir hila diya)
Raj—badle me mujhe kya milega….?
Sapna—(mera hath phir se apni bur par rakh diya)
Raj—iska matlab ki aap mujhe apni bur dena chahti ho… ?
Sapna—(haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—soch lo….mujhe subah, dophar aur raat…teeno time bur chahiye…..roj dogi na teeno time apni bur mujhe….?
Sapna—(haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—mera jab bhi mann kare to apko kabhi bhi poori nangi kar sakta hu na….?
Sapna—(haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—mera jab mann kare to apki bur chod sakta hu na….?
Sapna—(haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—apni ye mast gaand bhi marwaogi na mujhse…?
Sapna—(na me sir hila diya)
Raj—kyaaa….? Apni gaand nahi marwaogi mujhse….? Phir kya fayda apko chodne ka…? Aap jao yaha se…
Sapna—(apne dono kaan pakad ke haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—matlab roj khoob marwaogi mujhse apni gaand….?
Sapna—(haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—mujhse apni bur roj khoob chudwa chudwa kar mere saand jaise bachcho ki maa banogi…..?
Sapna (mere hotho ko chumte huye)—haa…banungi tumhare bachcho ki maa…..roj apni bur dungi tumhe raj…roj poori nangi ho kar apni bur chudwaungi….tum jab kahoge, jaha kahoge, jaise kahoge…tumhe apni bur dungi raj…ab mujhse aur bardast nahi ho raha hai…jaldi se chod do meri bur ko…ghused do apna lund meri bur me.
Main bhi samajh gaya tha ki mami ab poori tarah se mujhe apni bur dene ke mood me aa gayi hain..to maine bhi der karna uchit nahi samjha.
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Raj—kyaaa….? Apni gaand nahi marwaogi mujhse….? Phir kya fayda apko chodne ka…? Aap jao yaha se…
Sapna—(apne dono kaan pakad ke haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—matlab roj khoob marwaogi mujhse apni gaand….?
Sapna—(haa me sir hila diya)
Raj—mujhse apni bur roj khoob chudwa chudwa kar mere saand jaise bachcho ki maa banogi…..?
Sapna (mere hotho ko chumte huye)—haa…banungi tumhare bachcho ki maa…..roj apni bur dungi tumhe raj…roj poori nangi ho kar apni bur chudwaungi….tum jab kahoge, jaha kahoge, jaise kahoge…tumhe apni bur dungi raj…ab mujhse aur bardast nahi ho raha hai…jaldi se chod do meri bur ko…ghused do apna lund meri bur me.
Main bhi samajh gaya tha ki mami ab poori tarah se mujhe apni bur dene ke mood me aa gayi hain..to maine bhi der karna uchit nahi samjha.
Ab Aage……
Maine unhe sidha lita kar unke upar aa gaya aur bari bari se unka doodh pine aur dabane laga kas kas ke…..doodh dabate huye main niche aa kar unki dono jangho ko apne kandhe par rakh liya aur dono hatho se bur ko phaila kar muh unki bur me rakh diya….muh ko bur me rakh kar jaise hi jeebh uss par ghumayi to mami ek naye swargik anand se anandit ho kar maze se gangana gayi.
Sapna—aaaahhhhh…..rajjj….mat kar yee….ye kya kar raha hai……vo gandi jagah hai……aaaaaaaa….bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai…uuuiiimaaaaa
Raj—kyo kabhi bade mama madarchod apki bur nahi chusta kya…..?
Sapna—aaaaaaaa…..nahiii…vo to dekhe bhi nahi aaj tak ki bur kaisi hoti hai……ooohhhh….aur tu unhe gali kyo de raha hai…..aaaaaa..
Raj—mami aap chinta mat karo…ab main aa gaya hu na….dekhna apki maa chod dunga
Sapna—aaaaaaa…..kya kaha tune…..?
Raj—sorry…galti se nikal gaya…..achcha kaisa lag raha hai apko….?
Sapna—aaaaaa….kuch na puch…..aisa maza……kabhi tere mama ne nahi diya….aaaaa
Raj—ab main hu na….uss mama madarchod ki maa chod dunga.
Sapna—hihihihi….tune ye maa chod dunga…maa chod dunga kya laga rakha hai
Raj—aap vo sab chhodo bas jawani ka maza lo mere sath ab
Main mami ki bur ki clit ko lagatar apne muh me bhar kar chuse ja raha tha aur mami anand ke sagar me gote lagate huye sisiyati ja rahi thi.
Sapna—aaaaaaaa…….ab bas kar,…..nahi to main jhad jaungi….aaaaaaaaa…..mera hone wala hai….main gayi…aaaaaaaaaaa
Aur iske sath hi mami jor se mujhse chipak kar jhadne lagi…..jhadne ke baad vo sharma kar apna muh dusri taraf ghuma li maine apne kapde utar kar khud bhi nanga ho gaya….aur lund ko mami ke hotho par ferne laga
Raj—ab chalo aap mera lund thoda piyo.
Sapna—naaaa…mujhse ye nahi hoga
Raj—maine bhi to apki bur chusi na…..lund pine se koi bimari nahi hoti…aur sundarta bhi badhti hai
Sapna—tu kahta to teri khushi ke liye thoda sa chusungi bas…lekin ye to mota hi itna hai ki mere muh me ghusega hi nahi
Raj—aap muh to kholo ghused to main dunga hi kisi tarah
Sapna—kyo mera muh bhi phad dega kya iss musal se…?
Raj—kuch nahi hota….aur jitna jyada aap mera lund piyogi utna jaldi ek sundar ladke ki maa banogi
Sapna—kya tu sach kah raha hai….?
Raj—bilkul sach
Sapna—to phir theek hai…main roj tera lund piyungi.
Raj—ye huyi na koi baat
Unke muh kholte hi maine jhat se apne lund ko unke muh me thoons diya…..lekin kewal lund ka supada hi andar ghus paya vo bhi mushkil se….utne me hi mami ki ankhe choudi ho gayi
Vo bas gugugugu…karte huye supade ko chusne lagi….kuch der baad jab unhe achcha lagne laga to mann laga kar mera lund pine lag gayi….kuch der baad jab mujhe laga ki ab yahi sahi waqt hai unki bur ko phadne ka to maine lund ko unke muh se nikal kar ek baar phir se unki dono tango ko phaila kar upar utha liya aur lund ke supade ko unki bur ke chhed se tika diya.
Raj—mami thoda dard agar vo to bardast kar lena….vaise to apki bur pahle se hi lund khayi huyi hai to jyada taklif nahi honi chahiye.
Sapna—hmmmm
Maine lund ka dabav bur me dene laga lekin madarchod ghus hi nahi raha tha….maine kayi baar try kiya lekin bahanchod phisal kar apna muh dusri taraf pher leta tha.
Raj—abe madarchod…ab tujhe kya hua….ghus ja na…apni mami ki bur hai…behichak andar ghus ke phad de…vo kuch nahi kahegi….chal ghus jaldi….teri maa ko chodu…sale ghusega kaise nahi…tujhe ghused ke rahunga
Sapna (haste huye)—ruk main usko pakad ke rakhti hu…jisse kahi nahi bhag payega…tum jor se andar ghused do
Raj—kya mast idea lagaya hai mami…..apki maa ko chodu
Sapna—pahle mujhe to chod le….phir meri maa ki chodna
Raj—ye lo
Mami ne mere lund ko apni bur ke chhed par rakh ke pakad liya…..maine ek hath se unki chuchi ko jor se pakad liya aur dusre hath se unka muh band kar ke ek takatwar bur phad dhakka hachak ke maar diya unki bur me…..jiska natiza ye nikla ki lund baba, mami ki bur rani ko kisi purane kapde ki bhanti phadte huye aadhe ghus gaye .
Mami ki ankhe bahar ko nikal aayi…..unke gale se jor se cheekh nikli jo mere hatho se unka muh band hone ki vajah se gale me hi atak kar rah gayi….kintu ankho se pani bahne laga….aadhe lund me hi vo bin pani machhali ki tarah tadapne lagi….aur mujhe dhakelne ki koshish karne lagi apne upar se.
Lekin main bhi koi anadi chodaiya to tha nahi ki hath aayi bur ko bina phade hi chhod du…..maine ussi position me rahte huye hi vaisa hi ek tagda jhatka aur thok diya unki bur me….iss baar lund unki bur ko kakdi ki tarah cheerte huye jad tak ghus gaya aur lund ka supada to unki bachchedani ka muh khol ke uske andar chala gaya.
Mami dard se tadap uthi lekin maine koi raham nahi kiya….aur unke muh se hath hata ke hotho ko chusne laga…sath hi dono chuchiyo ko mutthi me bheench kar masalne lag gaya.
Lagbhag dus pandrah minute baad jab mami normal huyi aur apni gaand upar uthane lagi to main samajh gaya ki ab ye lund khane ke liye taiyar ho chuki hain.
Maine bhi unki bur me dhire dhire lund ko andar bahar sarkane laga…sath me unki chuchiyo se bhi khelta ja raha tha.. kuch hi samay me mami full chudasi ho gayi phir se…aur unke gale se madhur madhur shabd nikalne lage.
Sapna—aaaaahhhhhh…..ufffff…..thodaaaa…dhireee…aaaaaa….itna maza…pahle kabhi nahi aayaaa…..aise hii..pelte raho mujhe…..hmmmm aise hi……aur dabao meri chuchiyo ko……phad dalo raj…apni mami ki bur ko…..uffff
Raj—kyo mama nahi chodta tha kya…..?
Sapna—arey…..uski lulli jhaant barabar bhala kya chodega….aaaaaaa…..tera lund to meri bachchedani ke andar tak ghus raha hai…..tumne pahle kyo nahi chod diya mujhe…aaaaa…ab tak main tere bahut se bachcho ki maa ban gayi hoti…aaaa
Raj—koi baat nahi mami…ab dekhna main kaise apko gabhin karta hu….roj chod chod ke
Sapna—bahut maza…..aa raha haii…..aaaaa…..haaannn mujhe roj chodna……khoob chodna…….thodi thodi der me mujhe poori nangi kar diya karna roj……aaaaaaa…..aur jor jor se pelo raj…..jitni choudi karni hai kar do meri bur ko…
Raj—main to chahta hu mami ki apki bur sabse se jyada phati huyi ho……aaj se na main apko bur fati kahunga…
Sapna—aaaaa….aur tez…hmmmm…haaaa……mujhe manzoor hai…..mera naam aaj se bur fati hai…tu mujhse ab yahi naam se bulaya karna…..
Raj—haa meri bur fati mami….
Mere lund ke dhakke ab prachand hote ja rahe the aur mami ki bur itne me hi charmarane lagi thi…..chodte huye unki bur se fachhh….fachhhhh…fachhhh ka madhur sangeet goonj raha tha kamre me.
Yaha ye dono chudayi me mast the magar inhe malum nahi ki inki iss raas leela ko koi darwaje ke chhed se jhaank kar dekh rahi hai.
Ye aur koi nahi balki rashmi hai…jo apne kamre me raj ke aane ka intazar kar rahi thi…..lekin jab raj nahi aaya to vo usse baat karne khud hi uske paas aane lagi.
Rashmi uske kamre ka darwaja khat khatane hi wali thi ki tabhi usse andar se kisi ki khusar fusar karne ki awaz sunayi di… jisse uske kaan turant khade ho gaye.
Vo mann iss jigyasa se bhar gaya ki vo kaise dekhe ki andar raj ke sath koun hai…. ? akhir kaise bhi kar ke usne darwaje me ek barik chhed talash hi liya aur usme apni ankhe tika di.
Halanki andar sirf raj aur rashmi ki apni mummy sapna ka kamar tak ka hi hissa nazar aa raha tha jisse vo chehra to nahi dekh payi lekin jitna bhi dikha vo dekh kar usko 440 volt ka jabardast jhatka laga.
Rashmi (mann me)—ye koun hai jo raj ke sath nangi ho kar apni bur chudwa rahi hai….chudiyo ki awaz aa rahi hai.. ghar me to chudiya mummy aur chachi hi pahanti hain…..kahi mummy… ? nahii..nahiii..meri mummy aisi nahi hain…shayad ye chachi hogi…chheee sharam nahi aayi….apne bhanje se chudwate huye…..aur ye kamina saand… yaha aate hi isne upar chadhna aur chodna chalu kar diya.
Rashmi (mann me-bur sahlate huye)—sale ka kitna bada lund hai…ye kutiya chachi…kaise maze se gaand utha utha kar pelwaye ja rahi hai…randi kahi ki….ghar me jawan betiya hain aur iss ghodi ki bur khujla rahi hai ab tak…ye kutiya raj ko apni bur de de kar uski aadat aur kharab kar degi….aaj raj ne chachi ko pel hai kal ko meri mummy ko bhi kahi akele pa kar pel diya to…? Nahi mujhe raj ko rokna hoga isse pahle ki vo kisi aur ko pel de…..mujhe kuch bhi kar ke raj ko kal hi apni bur deni hogi….haaa main raj se chudwaungi aur vo bhi kal hi….usko apni bur ka itna deewana bana dungi ki vo phir kisi ki oor dekhega bhi nahi.
Andar raj ghacha ghach sapna ki bur me dhakke par dhakke thoke ja raha tha….aur idhar rashmi mann me dono ko galiya dete huye apni bur me ungli pel rahi thi jor jor se.
Maine mami ko kutiya bana ke piche se unki bur me lund daal diya aur jor jor se chodne laga…vo ab tak do bar jhad chuki thi..lekin mera abhi nahi hua tha.
Sapna—aaahhhhh….rajjjjj……ab bas bhi karo…meri bur dard karne lagi hai ab to…..ek ghante ho gaye…aur kitna chodoge
Raj—aaj poori raat chodunga….teen din ka chodasa lund hai…badi mushkil se to bur pelne ko mili hai
Main dhada dhad non stop unke chutad par thappad marte huye chode ja raha tha….unke gore gore chutad poore lal pad gaye the…lund aur thappad ki maar kha kha kar ke.
Sapna—aaaaaaa…..rajjjj…main aane wali hu….aaahhhhhh
Raj—bas mera bhi hone wala hai…
Maine prachand gati se unki bur me lund pelne laga aur sath hi niche jhul rahi unki chuchiyo ko khoob jor jor se masalne laga…..lekin madarchod…ek gadbad ho gayi yahi par…madarchod palang toot gaya aur hum dono dhadam se niche gir gaye….
Sapna—uuuiiii..maaaa…kamar toot gayiiiiii
Raj—teri maa ko chodu…ye bhi abhi tootna tha….
Rashmi (mann me)—naya bed bhi tod diya…..choti chachi ke liye banwaya tha abhi abhi….
Maine phir se mami ko pakad ke uss toote huye palang par hi khade ho kar apni god me utha liya aur bur me lund ghused kar phir se satasat pelna chalu ho gaya……akhir me mere lund ne unki bachchedani me ghus kar lambi lambi garam garam anginat pichkariya chhodni shuru kar di…..mere sath hi mami bhi mujhse jor se lipat ke jhadne lagi.
Aur idhar rashmi bhi jhad gayi…aur mann me dono ko gaali dete huye apne kamre me ghus gayi….yaha maine uss raat sapna mami ko do baar aur choda jam ke….subah hote hi vo kapde pahan kar langdate huye apne room me chali gayi.
Raj—teri maa ko chodu…ye bhi abhi tootna tha….
Rashmi (mann me)—naya bed bhi tod diya…..choti chachi ke liye banwaya tha abhi abhi….
Maine phir se mami ko pakad ke uss toote huye palang par hi khade ho kar apni god me utha liya aur bur me lund ghused kar phir se satasat pelna chalu ho gaya……akhir me mere lund ne unki bachchedani me ghus kar lambi lambi garam garam anginat pichkariya chhodni shuru kar di…..mere sath hi mami bhi mujhse jor se lipat ke jhadne lagi.
Aur idhar rashmi bhi jhad gayi…aur mann me dono ko gaali dete huye apne kamre me ghus gayi….yaha maine uss raat sapna mami ko do baar aur choda jam ke….subah hote hi vo kapde pahan kar langdate huye apne room me chali gayi.
Ab Aage…….
Mami ke jate hi main dinesh mama ke bistar me let kar so gaya……subah bindu mami mujhe chaay dene aayi to kamre ka haal dekh kar chounk gayi.
Ek taraf toota bed pada tha, dusri taraf saand ka lund khada tha…..bindu mami ki to saans hi gale me atak gayi…unki nazare mere lund par hi ekagrachit ho kar rah gayi.
Bindu (mann me)—ohhh..maa….itna bada hai, rajjj kaaa…..lover ke andar hai tab bhi kitna bada lag raha hai…jiske bhi upar ye saand chadhega to uski to poori phat jayegi…..dusro ki kyo kahu, meri khud ki phat jayegi…..aur ye palang kaise toot gaya….? Ab raj ko kaise uthau….? Par uthana to padega hi…
Bindu mami mujhe dhire dhire awaz dete huye uthane lagi….lekin main to gahri need me tha aur sapne me sapna mami ko phir se chod raha tha.
Bindu ek baar darwaje ke paas ja kar dekhi ki koi aa to nahi raha hai, phir darwwaje ko dhire se tika kar bistar me baith gayi aur kampte hatho se lund ko jaise hi pakda to vo tunak gaya…bechari ne ghabra kar jaldi se chhod diya.
Uske baad uski himmat hi nahi huyi ki phir se pakde, jabki mann to bahut kar raha tha uska lund ko pakad kar uski lambayi choudayi mapne ka.
Jab himmat nahi juta payi to mujhe hila kar uthane lagi….main to khwab me sapna mami ko pel raha tha…isliye kachchi need me uthate hi maine bina dekhe bindu mami ko baho me bhar ke apne upar khich liya aur ek hath se unke ek doodh ko pakad ke meesne laga.
Raj (ankhe band kiye aadhi need me)—haye…mami…..kya mast doodh hain……jaldi se nangi ho jao mujhe chodna hai.
Mera dusra hath unki sari ko upar uthane laga….bindu mami darr gayi iss achanak hamle se, upar se darwaja bhi band nahi tha…unhone mujhe dhakka dekar turant bistar se utar ke bhagi lekin uss toote huye palang se takra kar niche gir gayi.
Bindu—ohhhh maa marrr gayiiii
Kisi ke girne ki awaz sunte hi meri need khul gayi…..maine jab bindu mami ko niche gire dekha to turant unko uthane ke liye jane laga…..lekin unhone samjha ki main phir se unhe patak kar pelne aa raha hu to vo jaldi se uth kar langdate huye kamre se bahar nikal gayi…shayad unke pair ya jangh me palang ki lakdi lag gayi thi girne se.
Mami jaise hi mere room se bahar nikli sanyog se ussi samay rashmi didi bhi meri hi taraf aa rahi thi….bindu mami ko mere room se nikalte aur langda kar chalte dekh unka dimag kharab ho gaya.
Rashmi (mann me)—Sali kitni badi chhinal aurat hai…..poori raat chudwa chudwa ke palang tak tod diya phir bhi iski bur ki chudas nahi khatam huyi jo subah hote hi phir se chudwane pahuch gayi…..itna mota lund legi to aise hi langda kar chalegi na….Sali ki bur me kide pad jaye.
Main fresh ho kar naste karne ke liye bahar aaya to meri nazar kitchen me akeli kaam kar rahi sapna mami par pad gayi main dabe paon unke paas gaya aur dono hatho se unke doodh dabane laga…unhone chounk ke dekha aur mujhe dekhte hi unke chehre par smile aa gayi.
Lekin unhone mera hath apne doodh par se hata diya ye kah kar ki abhi koi bhi aa sakta hai yaha….unhone ek tarah se achcha hi kiya kyon ki kuch hi der me vaha rashmi didi aa gayi.
Rashmi (mann me)—ye saand yaha kya kar raha hai meri mummy ke paas…..? kahi ab chachi ko pelne ke baad meri mummy par to chance nahi maar raha hai….? Iska aaj hi kuch karna padega mujhe …nahi to iss saand ka koi bharosa nahi hai, raat hote hote na jane kis ko pel dega ye.
Main vaha se sidhe nasta karne sab ke paas aa gaya…tabhi bindu mami ne bataya ki mera bed toot gaya hai, usko repair karane ke liye..jis par rashmi didi ek baar phir se unko mann hi mann khari khoti sunane lagi.
Dimple—raj, aaj kahi gayab mat ho jana….mere sath college chalna hai tumhe
Raj—theek hai
Rashmi—raj mere sath aaj market chalna…..tumhare liye new mobile kharidna hai aur mujhe bhi kuch kaam hai.
Raj—time milega to dekhta hu.
Udhar thakur apne farm house me moujud sabhi admiyo ke buri tarah se maare jane par boukhla gaya tha….vaha se nikalne se pahle hi jyoti ne sabhi camera se attach server ko patak ke tod diya tha aur uski ‘C’ drive nikal li thi…jisse thakur ko kuch pata nahi chal saka ki ye sab kisne kiya hai.
Shamsher (gusse me)—aisa koun hai jisne thakur shamsher singh se dushmani karne ki himmat ki hai…? Ye jante huye bhi ki iss rajya me meri marzi ke bina ek patta tak nahi hilta hai….vo mere hi ghar me ghus kar mere admiyo ko maar ke chala gaya…..lanat hai tum logo par….pata lagao uska…aur haan ye kaam jaldi ho jana chahiye warna tum me se koi nahi bachega..samajh gayeeee
Vikrant—bhaiya aap chinta mat karo…..main uss acp ko jinda nahi chhodunga.
Shamsher—nahi vikrant…..ye kaam akele uss acp jyoti ka nahi hai……itne well trained hathiyar band admiyo ko maarna ek akele jyoti ke bas ki baat nahi hai……poori ki poori gang hai, jisne bhi ye kiya hai…..uske leader ka pata lagao.
Rahul—ye kaam to hum uss acp jyoti ko pakad ke bhi usse ugalwa sakte hain….?
Shamsher—nahii…usne statement me isko aatankwadi hamla kaha hai……usko pakadne se mere admi hi aatankwadi sabit ho jayenge….kyon ki vo sab terrorist hi the….ye mat bhulo ki uske paas yaha ke camera’s ki footage bhi hongi… jiski madad se vo mere admiyo ke chehre dikha kar unn sab ko aaram se aatankwadi sabit kar degi vo acp jyoti.
Vikrant—hum bhi uske sath vahi game khelenge jo usne hamare sath khela hai.
Shamsher—kya matlab….?
Vikrant—mera plan ye hai ki *
Shamsher—hmmm….theek hai..lekin result mujhe jaldi chahiye.
Jabki vahi dusri taraf ghar me kal se raj ke jane ke baad se sheetal didi maa se 50 baar raj ke baare me puch chuki thi lekin apni hi style me.
Sheetal—kya maa…tumhare uss pille ka koi phone vone aaya ki nahi….? Vo kutta jinda bhi hai ki marr gaya….?
Maa (daant kar)—sheetalll ye kya tarika hai baat karne ka….? Kabhi to dhang se baat kiya karo, akhir vo tum sab bahno ka eklouta bhai hai….
Sheetal (muh sikod kar)—vo kutta mera bhai kabhi nahi ho sakta maa….main usko apna bhai kabhi nahi manungi…usse kutte se baat karegi meri chappal main nahi…huunhhhh
Sheetal aise hi din bhar me kayi kayi bar har kisi se raj ke baare me puchti rahti….usko gaaliya dete huye…ya to baar baar puchne ke piche raj ke liye fikra thi uske dil me ya phir kuch aur….abhi kuch bhi kah pana mushkil hai…ki vastav me raj ke liye uske dil me hai kya…..?
Vahi mama ke ghar me aaj main dimple ke sath college jane ke liye ready ho gaya….iss beech rashmi didi ne kayi baar mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine ignore kar diya….yaha tak ki usne kayi baar mere aage jhuk kar mujhe apni chuchiyo ke darshan bhi karwaye….teen char dafa to sab ki nazare bacha kar unhone mere samne apni bur me hath bhi pher kar ishara kiya….par maine abhi unko thoda aur tadapne dena chahta tha…isliye chupchap dimple ke sath college chala gaya.
Raj (raste me)—tu mujhe apne college kyo le kar ja rahi hai….? Faltu me sab mujhe tera boy friend samajh lenge….. ?
Dimple—yahi to main chahti hu…ki sab tujhe, mera boy friend samjhe.
Raj—kya matlab hai tera…..? kahi aaj tu mujhe apni bur to dene wali nahi hai…. ?
Dimple—chheeee….jab dekho tab tujhe kisi na kisi ki lene ke alawa bhi kuch kaam aata hai…. ?
Raj—matlab ki tu mujhe apni nahi degi…. ?
Dimple—naa
Raj—to phir apni maa chudwa
Dimple—rajjj….ye kya badatmeezi hai…. ? meri maa tumhari bhi to mami hain…tumhe sharam nahi aati meri mummy ke baare me aisa kahte huye…. ?
Raj—kyo teri mummy ke paas bur nahi hai kya…. ?
Dimple—rajjjjj….phir vahi….jao mujhe tumse baat hi nahi karni
Raj—to phir ja apni maa chudwa…..main chala city ghumne
Dimple—rajjjj…tu aisa nahi kar sakta mere sath….chal na college…kyo bhav kha raha hai…?
Raj—pahle mere sawal ka jawab de….?
Dimple—kaisa sawal…..?
Raj—teri maa ke paas bur hai ki nahi…..?
Dimple—ufffff……tu na phir se vahi…..ok…hai..hai…hai…ab khush
Raj—ye hai hai kya hota hai…. ? poora bol
Domple—omg…..ok , meri maa ke paas bhi hai
Raj—maine poora bolne ko kaha tha…
Dimple—tu bhi na……meri maa ke paas bhi bbbbb…b…u….r….hai..ab nahi bolungi
Raj—tune kabhi dekhi hai apni maa ki bur…. ?
Dimple—ohhh god…….haa dekhi hai
Raj—kab….?
Dimple—mootate huye
Raj—kaisi hai teri maa ki bur….?
Dimple—jaisi sab ki hoti hai vaisi hi hai
Raj—matlab teri bhi vaisi hi hai
Dimple—meri kyo hogi vaise, meri koun si shadi huyi hai abhi…. ?
Raj—tune hi to kaha ki sab ki ek jaisi hoti hai
Dimple—matlab unki thodi fati huyi hai aur meri nahi fati hai..ab kuch mat puch… pls
Raj—to phir tu kab de rahi hai mujhe apni bur…?
Dimple—kabhi nahi
Raj—kyo teri chodne ke liye nahi hai kya…..?
Dimple—hai…lekin jisse shadi hogi, sirf usko dungi
Raj—theek hai, phir teri maa ki hi le lunga.
Dimple—khabardar, agar meri maa ke upar apni gandi nazar dali bhi to…
Raj—to phir tu apni de de
Dimple—nahi dungi aur tujhe jara bhi sharam nahi aati apni bahan se aisi gandi gandi baate karte huye….. ?
Raj—to phir theek hai….jab tujhe bahan banne ka hi shouk hai to aaj college me main tera bhai ban ke hi jaunga.
Dimple—dekh tu ab palat raha hai apne vaade se
Raj—vada to tune bhi kiya mujhe apni dene ka…yaad hai na… ?
Dimple—tab main choti thi, nasamajh thi…lekin ab nahi
Raj—chal baat khatam kar…bas aa gayi hai
Bas me baith kar hum college aa gaye…….dimple ka chehra murjha gaya tha aur sath me uski ankho me anshu bhi chhalak aaye the…ye dekh mujhe shock laga.
Raj (hath pakad ke)—ruk yahi, aur bata mujhe ki baat kya hai….. ? dekh jhuth nahi bolna..ab main mazak ke mood me nahi hu.
Dimple (sisakte huye)—vo mere college me ek ladka hai jo mujhe hamesha pareshan karta rahta hai….vo mujhe kayi baar propose bhi kar chuka hai sab ke samne..lekin maine usko mana kar diya aur thappad bhi maar diya tha.
Raj—to isme rone ki kya baat hai… ? principal se shikayat kar ke usko college se nikalwa dena tha….?
Dimple—uske khilaf koi kuch nahi karega….maine principal se complain ki thi lekin unhone ye kah ke mujhe apne cabin se bahar kar diya ki main unn ladko ki baat maan lu…isme hi meri bhalayi hai….maine usse kah diya ki mera already bf hai to usne challenge kiya hai ki agar koi mera bf hai to usko college lekar aau nahi to uski baat manni padegi.
Raj—koun hai vo ladka….?
Dimple—yaha ke thanedar deshraj ka bhai hai ….aur sab jante hain ki deshraj thakur ka admi hai…deepak naam hai uska….poora college usse darta hai….agar koi ladka galti se meri oor dekh bhi le to vo uske hath pair tudwa deta hai.
Raj —sala ye jaha bhi main jata hu ye madarchod deshraj aur thakur mere piche piche vahi pahuch jate hain….inn dono ki maa chodni hi padegi ab….
Dimple—kya matlab…. ?
Raj—kuch nahi…tu chal andar college ke…
Dimple—dekho raj..agar vo tumse kuch ulta sidha bole to tum kuch mat bolna….vo gunda admi hai aur uske sath kuch gunde bhi rahte hain.
Raj—tu sidhe andar chal….mujhe kya karna hai aur kya nahi, ye batane ki jarurat nahi hai , samjhi..
College ke andar pahuchte hi maine uska hath pakad liya aur uske sath chalne laga…college ke sab ladke aur ladkiya hum dono ko hairani se dekh rahe the…..vo mujhe ek jagah khadi apni saheliyo ke paas le gayi…..vo sab bhi dimple ko kisi ladke ke sath dekh kar shocked ho gayi.
Dimple—hi….tum sab aise ghur kyo rahi ho…yahi hai mera bf..Raj…maine kaha na ki mera bf hai…..aur raj ye hain meri friends taniya, babita, dolly aur ye shabnam.
Charo—hi
Raj—hiii…(mann me)—doodh aur gaand to mast hain sab ke….agar koshish karu to inki bhi mil sakti hai
Babita—tab to hum bhi friends huye
Raj—kyo nahi….(dhire se)—vaise tum bahut beautiful lag rahi ho.
Babita—sach
Aise hi baat karte huye hum canteen me aa gaye aur hasi mazak karne lage sath me halka fulka nasta bhi….main thoda bathroom chala gaya…..tabhi canteen ke paas paanch bike aa kar ruki….sab ke hath me hocky kit thi….vo sabhi canteen me ghus kar yaha vaha dekhne lage aur phir sidhe dimple ki table ki oor aa gaye.
Deepak—maine suna hai ki tu aaj kisi ladke ke sath college aayi hai….hamari dosti nahi karayegi usse….. ? main bhi to dekhu ki aisa koun hai jisne mere maal ko patane ki himmat ki hai… ?
Dimple—tumhe isse kya matlab…. ? tune kaha tha na ki main kisi ko bf bana kar dikha du…isliye le aayi apne bf ko… ab tum mera picha chhodo
Deepak—aise kaise chhod du…..ek baar hame bhi to milwa de apne uss ashiq se….hum bhi dosti karna chahte hain usse…
Tabhi main bhi bathroom se lout aaya to dimple ke paas ladko ko dekhte hi samajh gaya ki yahi deepak hoga…main chupchap ja kar dimple ke bagal me baith gaya.
Dimple—lo yahi hai mera bf..raj…..aur raj ye hai deepak…
Deepak (ghurte huye)—ohhhh…to ye hai……lagta hai isne tujhe mere bare me bataya nahi warna tu aisi himmat kabhi nahi karta… ?
Raj—bataya hai…..main sab janta hu.
Ek gunda—yaar….ye to sab janta hai….hahahahaha…tab to isse dosti karni hi padegi
Raj—achcha mujhse dosti karoge….?
Raand Se Dosti, Lund Ko Khatra
Daaru Se Dosti, Jaan Ko Khatra
Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra
Mujhse Dosti Karoge…. ?
2nd gunda—sale teri itni himmat….
Raj—vahi ruk ja warna “Yahi Se Lund Phenk Kar Marunga Na To Sidhe Ja Kar Teri Maa Ke Bhosde Me Ghusega, Aur Tera Baap Free Fokat Me Phir Baap Ban Jayega.”
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Ek gunda—yaar….ye to sab janta hai….hahahahaha…tab to isse dosti karni hi padegi
Raj—mujhse dosti karoge….?
Raand Se Dosti, Lund Ko Khatra
Daaru Se Dosti, Lever Ko Khatra
Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra
Mujhse Dosti Karoge…. ?
2nd gunda—sale teri itni himmat….
Raj—vahi ruk ja warna “Yahi Se Lund Phenk Kar Marunga Na To Sidhe Ja Kar Teri Maa Ke Bhosde Me Ghusega, Aur Tera Baap Teri Maa Ko Bina Chode hi Free Fokat Me Phir Se Baap Ban Jayega.”
Ab aage……
Deepak (jor se)—teri itni majal…hame maa ki gali deta hai…..shayad tune inspector deshraj ka naam nahi suna…agar jaan jata ki main uska bhai hu to dekhte hi pant me moot deta sale…ab dekh main kaise tere samne iss Sali dimple ki gaand marta hu…..aur mere dost teri gaand marenge…hihihihi
Dimple (ghabra kar)—raj..ye kya kar raha hai…jaldi se mafi mang le deepak se…
Deepak vaha se uth kar mere paas aaya aur sidhe dimple ka hath pakad liya aur usko uthane laga…..ye dekh mera dimag ab poori tarah se kharab ho gaya.
Raj—hath chhod…..
Uske sathi—hahahahahaha
Raj (jor se)—suna nahi…maine kaha….hath chhod
Deepak—achcha…agar nahi chhoda to kya kar lega….. ?
Raj (gusse me)—teri aur tere bhai deshraj dono ki maa chod dunga.
Deepak (gusse me)—kya…..maha tune… ? ye maaro re iss harami ko….
Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Jaha ho vahi ruk jaoo “Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Lekin unn madarchodo ko na manna tha aur na maane….hocky kit lekar doud pade meri oor…..maine vahi paas me rakhi do cold drinks ki bottle utha liya….jaise hi unhone hath upar kiya mujhe maarne ke liye to maine kinare ho kar do ke sir me bottle phod diya…aur ek ki gaand me laat to dusre ki gardan me ek mukka jor se ragad diya….dono dhadam se muh ke bal niche gir kar khoon ki ulti karne lage kyon ki kaanch ke tukde unke chehre par ghus gaye the.
Jisse unka dhyan dard hone ki vajah se mujh par se hat gaya…maine turant baju me rakhi table pakad kar baki dono ke upar patak di..jisse vo dono niche gir gaye.
Unke niche girte hi maine ek hocky chhuda kar de dana dan pitna chalu kar diya charo ko….apne sathiyo ko maar khate dekh kar deepak ne revolver nikal li aur fire kar diya lekin goli mere kandhe ko touch karte huye nikal gayi.
Dimple (jor se)—rajjjjjjjj
Raj (kandha sahlate huye)—teri maa ko chodu..madarchod
Maine vahi hocky kit jor se uske rovolver wale hath par kas ke mara to vo chhitak kar door phisal gayi ….usne apna tamancha uthane ke liye tezi se lapka lekin tab tak main uske paas pahuch gaya uske pairo me apni taang phansa ke gira diya.
Aur phir ghasit kar usko bhi uske dosto ke paas le aaya aur laat ghoonso ki barsat kar di unke upar…. canteen me bheed jama ho gayi thi lekin koi chu cha tak nahi kar raha tha….dimple aur uski saheliya to muh phade hairani se dekhe ja rahi thi.
Raj (gusse me)—kya bol raha tha madarchod…..gaand marega….ruk abhi batata hu tujhe ki gaand kaise marte hain….?
Main lohe ka koi pipe ya sariya talashne laga idhar udhar….tab tak deepak ne jaldi se apna mobile nikal kar kisi ko number lagane laga…mujhe jaise hi awaz sunayi di doud kar maine uske hath par jor se kood gaya jisse mobile to chaknachur hua hi vo dard se chillane laga.
Tabhi mujhe cycle khadi dikhi canteen ke ek kone me…maine doud kar uski chain khich ke nikal li….ye dekhte hi unn sabhi ki gaand phat gayi…vo sabhi college ke andar bhage..main bhi chain liye unke piche doud chala.
Bhagte huye maine ground se do chote patthar uthaye aur vahi se phenk ke mara to ek ja kar deepak ke sir me tannnn se jor se laga…aur vaha se khoon bahne laga…lekin vo madarchod gir ke turant utha aur phir bhagne laga.
Pancho bhagte huye principal cabin me ghus gaye aur andar se darwaja band karne lage tabhi maine ek laat maar ke darwaja khol diya….sabhi principal se bachane ki bheekh mangne lage.
Deepak—sir, hame bacha lo, ye hame jaan se maar dega.
Principal—maine security officer ko phone kar diya hai,…..(jor se)–ye mr. tumhari himmat kaise huyi college me ghus kar maar peet karne ki….?
Raj (gusse me)—tadaaaaakkkkkkk…….tu hi hai na iss college ka principal madarchod…teri maa ko chodu
Principal—dekho tamiz se baa……..
Raj—tadakkkkkkk…..tamiz se baat karu tujhse madarchod….tadaaakkkk…tamiz se..hmmmm…. tadaaakkkkk
Principal ke naak muh se khoon ki nadi bahne lagi…..maine chain ko majbooti se pakad kar unn sabhi ki sata sat dhunayi shuru kar kar di….kisi ke naak se khoon bah raha tha, to kisi ke muh se, to kisi ke kaan se…..
Sathi—hame maaf kar do…..chhod do…nahi to ab hum mar jayenge….aaaaaa…maaaaa…..ab mattt… marooo…aaaaaa…pls
Raj—sirf ek shart par chhodunga.
Charo—hame manzoor hai….bas hame chhod do…
Deepak—aaaaaa….mera bhai tumhe aur dimple ko chhodega nahi…aaaaaaaaaa
Raj—tadaaakkkk….tadaaakkkkk……teri maa ko chodu madarchod…”Tere Sharir Mein Itna Khoon Nahi Hoga, Jitna Saand Ek Baar Mein Moot Deta Hai..”
Charo—nahiii hame nahi…hum ab aur maar nahi kha sakte……tum jaisa kahoge hum karne ko taiyar hain….
Raj—to theek hai……tum charo me se do log iss madarchod deepak ki gaand maroge aur do log sale ka muh me lund ghused ke chodoge…chalo shuru ho jaooo
Principal—ye tum sahi nahi …aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Raj—madarchod…chinta mat kar..iske baad teri bhi gaand ka number ayega.
Principal (pair pakad)—nahiii…nahiii…mujhe jane dooo….main tumhare pair padta huuu
Raj (gusse me)—tum logo ne suna nahi maine kya kaha…..? ki phir se dhunayi shuru karu….? Chal be principal hath pakad iss madarchod ke….aur tum chalu karo…main film banaunga….(jor se)—chalu karoo madarchodo…tumhari maa ko chodu
Deepak (darte huye)—nahiii…ye tum log kya kar rahe ho…….salo mere kapde kyo utar rahe ho…..? chhod do mujhe… aaaaaa
Charo—maaf karna yaar….hame apni jaan jyada pyari hai
Principal—aur mujhe bhi
Principal ne deepak ka hath pakad liya…jabki dusra hath to vaise hi uska toot chuka tha…..charo ne jaldi jaldi usko nanga kar ke do logo ne ek sath uski gaand me thook laga ke lund pel diya….to do logo ne muh me….dard se uski halat kharab hone lagi…..deepak ki gaand se khoon ki dhara bah chali…lekin dono satasat pelne me lage rahe…vahi haal muh ka bhi tha bechara dard me chilla tak nahi sakta tha.
Raj—maine kaha tha na….Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra……dekh le mujhse dosti karne ki soch kar dal di na apni gaand khatre me….madarchodo, jitna tezi se maroge utni jaldi chhutti milegi.
Maine chain lekar sabke upar jor se phir se thok diya….iss baar unn charo ki speed mast satasat badh gayi….aur main chair me baith kar unki video mobile me banane laga.
Raj—chalo be ab round change karo…piche wale aage jaooo…aage wale piche..
Turant charo ne apni jagah change kar li….muh se lund nikalte hi deepak dard me jor se cheekh utha…. lekin phir se do logo ne uske muh me ek sath apne apne lund thoons diye…aur phir se uski gaand aur muh ki pelayi shuru ho gayi.
Raj—tujhe gaand maarne ka bahut shouk tha na….ab pata chala ki gaand kaise mari jati hai…..?
Aur phir agle aadha ghante tak deepak ki cheekhe uske muh ke andar hi goonjti rahi……vo dard se chhat patata raha…akhir sab jhad gaye…..uski gaand aur muh uske apne hi sathiyo ke veerya se labalab bhar gayi.
Raj—aur ek baat agar tum logo me se kisi ne bhi bahar apni juban kholi to ye video market me release ho jayega..phir to aage kya hoga ye tum sab khud hi jante ho……aur sabse important baat…aaj ke baad iss saand se panga kabhi mat lena….mera ek hi usool hai “Na Appointment, Na Commitment, Only Punishment”
Deepak –aaaaaaaahhhh…… vo video delete kar do..pls….nahi to main kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahunga…ls
Raj—maine kaha na…jab tak tum sab ki juban band hai….ye video bhi band rahega….ab apne kapde pahno aur niklo bahar aur sun be lawde…koun koun hai tere ghar me….?
Deepak—mummy, papa, bhaiya aur bhabhi aur main
Raj—mummy aur bhabhi ki kya umar hai…..?
Deepak—mummy ki 58 saal aur bhabhi ki 22 saal…
Raj—Kya naam hai teri bhabhi ka…?
Deepak—Arti….lekin ye kyo puch rahe ho….?
Raj—general knowledge ke liye puchna padta hai….apna ye haal dekh kar ye to samajh hi gaya hoga jab maine teri ye halat ki hai to tere bhai ki kaisi halat karunga……? chal ab phoot yaha se….
Sab apna apna muh saaf kar ke langdate huye vaha se bahar nikal gaye…sab se buri halat deepak ki thi, usse to chala tak nahi ja raha tha
Raj—abe o principal…tere ghar me koun koun hai…?
Principal—mere alawa, meri biwi aur do ladkiya hain.
Raj—shadi ho gayi unki….?
Principal—abhi nahi…ek abhi 11th me padhti hai aur dusri ki shadi ke liye ladka dhoond raha hu.
Raj—dhoondne ki kya jarurat hai…damad tere samne baitha hai aur tu yaha vaha talash kar raha hai…..vaise bhi shadi ke baad do cheeze hi to important hoti hain…ek suhagrat aur dusra bachcha…..tu aisa kar usko kuch din ke liye mere paas bhej dena…tera shadi ka kharcha bach jayega….suhagrat bhi ho jayegi aur bachcha bhi mil jayega…itni mahgayi me shadi ke jhanjhat me padne se to achcha hai.
Principal—(chup)
Raj—ok, abhi chalta hu….kal ghar aunga sab ko bata dena ki damad ji aa rahe hain..samajh gaya na
Main bhi bahar aa gaya….dekha to bahar ground me security officer khadi thi….lekin deshraj nahi tha….sab se puch tachh kar rahe the, mere vaha pahuchne tak vo vapis lout gaye….mujhe sakushal dekhte hi dimple aa kar mere gale se lag gayi aur kya hoth aur kya gaal sab jagah chipchipa kar diya.
Dimple—tu theek to hai na…..? dikha mujhe goli kaha lagi hai….?
Raj—mujhe kuch nahi hua…sab theek hai…..vaise ye security officer wale kutte kya bol rahe the….?
Dimple—dekh kitna khoon bah raha hai aur kahta hai ki kuch nahi hua hai.
Mere mana karne ke baad bhi vo nahi mani aur apna rumal nikal ke pahle to khoon saf kiya aur phir apne dupatte ko phad ke vaha baandh diya.
Dimple—lekin kamal hai kisi ne bhi tumhara nam nahi liya…yaha tak ki deepak aur uske dosto ne bhi tumhara naam nahi liya…aisa kyo….? Kya kiya tumne unke sath….?
Raj—gaand maar li maine unki….ab vo jindagi bhar kisi ko pareshan nahi karenge.
Babita—kya hum bhi dost ban sakte hain…?
Raj—jarur…jarur kyo nahi….lekin dosti karne ke baad kuch lena dena to hoga na…?
Babita—sure
Raj—“Tumhara Hardware, Software Ban Jayega” vaise agar free ho to shaam ko picture dekhne chale….?
Dolly—jarur….”Don’t fear come near, put my jawani ka scooter in third gear”
Dimple (gusse me)—nahi iski koi jarurat nahi hai….aur tum kaan khol kar sun lo….raj se door hi rahna, samjhi….unhhh.. dekhte hi muh se laar tapakne lagi….ab chal pahle doctor ke paas
Raj—iski koi jarurat nahi hai…..ye mamuli chot hai.… sab chalta rahta hai.
Dimple—bilkul nahi…ok bye friends
Babita—bye…raj shaam ko intazar karungi..bye
Dimple—muh noch lungi tera
Iske baad hum college se nikal kar doctor ke paas gaye…jaha accident ka bata kar malham patti karayi…. uske baad maine ek naya mobile kharida aur hotel me nasta karne ke baad bus pakad ke vapis gaon lout aaya.
Dimple (raste me)—raj thanks…meri help karne ke liye…..agar tum nahi hote to mera kya hota… ? tum sach me bahut achche ho…..sirf ek burayi hai tujh me…vo sab chhod kyo nahi dete tum…..?
Raj—kuch nahi hota….mere andar burayi hi burayi hai…..lekin koi mere se jude logo par buri nazar daale to mujhse bardast nahi hota…..bur chodna meri kamjori hai…bur ke bina main ek bhi din nahi rah sakta…(dhire se)…khud to deti nahi aur jo kuch yaha vaha se main jugad karta hu pet bharne ke liye, vo bhi chhodne ko kah rahi hai.
Dimple—tumhe meri chahiye na… ? to le lo…..aaj se dimple tumhari huyi….mera ye tan, mera ye mann…. sab kuch tere hawale karti hu….tujhe jo karna hai kar mere sath, main aaj se tujhe nahi rokungi.
Raj—rahne de…mujhe bheekh nahi chahiye
Dimple—ye bheekh nahi hai, raj….I really love you…..pasand to main tumhe bachpan se karti aa rahi thi, lekin pyar ka ehsaas aaj hua hai….jab tumhe aaj meri izzat ki khatir apni jaan ki parwah kiye bina unn haramiyo se ladte dekha to mere dil ne kaha ki dimple yahi hai sachcha pyar, …mujhe apni inn majboot baaho me samet lo raj…main teri hona chahti hu, hamesha hamesha ke liye….phir bhi agar tujhe koi shak hai to abhi issi waqt kisi bhi khet me lita kar mera kuwarapan le le…main ufff tak nahi karungi.
Raj—chal..chal…gaon aane wala hai….aur sun raat me tu mere room me aa jana..sab ke so jane ke baad…phir tere pyar ko achche se check kaunga.
Dimple—theek hai…main intazar karungi raat ke uss pal ka.
Raj—theek hai ab tu ghar ja…main thoda khet me mama se mil ke aata hu.
Dimple—theek hai jaldi aana.
Gaon me pahuch kar maine dimple ko ghar bhej diya aur khud chup chap khisak liya jyoti se milne uske ghar….vaise jyoti ki halat bhi kal se kuch theek nahi thi….farm house se loutne ke baad uska dil bhi bagawat karne par utar aaya tha…seene me meetha meetha dard uthne laga tha.